If you had a time machine, what would you do?

if you had a time machine, what would you do?

did anyone save that pasta from earlier this year where anne frank gives birth in silence thanks to using the protagonist's cock as a pacifier

Travel back to 1933 and convince Hitler to stop at the Anschluss and leave other European countries alone.
I'd also tell him to remove Himmler from the Party. All he did was waste Germany money on wild goose chases across the world to find evidence of the existence of the Aryan race because of his inferiority complex.

was p hot desu

Kil the first feminists.

Not bad for a leaf

terminate voltaire and other gommunist thinkers of the enlightenment

Sell it and retire.

ask her, why her daddy had to fake her diary

I'd breed Anne Frank.

I'd kill Einstein and save humanity........

>sides

>go to places
>witness historical events

Best answer.

If you discover time travel, you'd become a trillionaire overnight

Save up more money instead of buying frivolous shit over the years.

Wait until the Trump pussy tapes come out, then bet everything I have on his victory.

>thanks to using the protagonist's cock as a pacifier
O-O

Jeff Mangum pls go

Go back to 1960. That's it. Stay and say fuck this current year.

>rob a bank
>get millions
>quickly go back in time to 1949
>run/campaign myself as a world leader (of britain)
>build personal army too
>make my country isolated to any type of jew media/education
>keep empire

You fool now we have two mortal enemies!

go back in time and kill the first jew so that (((abrahamic religions))) dont shit up the planet

>selling it to someone who'd just go back in time and steal it from you
>not at least using it to win bets to make money

Go back to Nazi Germany, 1933. I'd bring a history book and give it to Hitler and hope for the best.

Kill Hitler.

Go back in time to fuck Anne Rice.

Such a narrow mind

lottery numbers and stocks. live a chill life.

Tell her to sue the guy who wrote her diary

Hide her in my attic as well, but in exchange of certain.... """""""services""""""

We don't need time machine, there's still time to kill Theresa May, David Cameron and Angela Merkel.

dallas 63 - take pictures of grassy knoll shooter
woodstock 69 - drop acid, take in free love
sept 11 - warn nice people, set up cameras
yesterday - buy lotto tickets

>kidnap some babies
>travel back in time to the time of the dinosaurs where earths Gravity was much lower than today.
>Let the babies grow into giants.
>take them back with me once they are grown up giants to the führer
>see how he conquers the world with an army of giants

Go back to Nazi Germany and help Hitler.

Go back to 9/11 really early in the morning and go into the World Trade Center.

Same

>sept 11 - warn nice people. Dress up as an Israeli and dance around the area during the attacks do that everyone knows it was them

Fixed it for you

u wouldn't be able to use todays bills in 1949 tho.
Go back to 2009, use a couple of paychecks on bitcoin, travel to 2013 and sell all.

thx

>travel back in time to the time of the dinosaurs where earths Gravity was much lower than today.
What the fuck am I reading.gif.avi.mp3

Buy gold with all my savings and go back to 1810 Chile
Make it into a fascist state and take over Latin America, make it great for once
Also, keep ((((Them)))) out

Dinosaurs could not even stand in today's earth gravity.
I know it sounds like some /x/ tier shit, but it's actually scientifically been demonstrated and it's a pretty interesting topic

save her

OK
>after robbing the bank, go back to when gold bullion prices were at a low AND current banknotes were in use
>buy shit ton of gold
>go back to 1949
>sell gold
And continue as before

I'd tell Hitler to wait for the USSR to invade Eastern Europe before attacking Poland and ally with the eternal anglo to fight the communist menace. Then he could have gained some land in Poland.

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Ask Jesus if he wants to come with me and avoid being captured by the Romans.

Assassinate Woodrow Wilson and everyone in the Rothschild family.

Abort Hillary with a falcon punch to her mother's uteruse. Hell I'd even dress the part for added fun.

i'd go back to the 60s to see the Beatles play at the Cavern, the Sex Pistols play at the 100 Club and Nirvana play some shitty club in Seattle right before they recorded Nevermind

oh and kill Mohammed, obviously

>Film (8mm) myself fucking young Jodi Foster.
>Drop film off at John Hinkley Jr's house in 1980 with a note that says, "SUCKER!"

Go back in time and kill OP before he made this thread

go back in time and fuck jennifer connelly when she was younger

Expanding Earth Theory (bullshit).

Some retards think the earth was smaller in the past and that's how the dinosaurs existed instead of there being 2x as much oxygen and a (5%) more dense, more humid, and warmer atmosphere.

>leaf
If it hadn't been for the nuclear bomb, we would have already fought WW3.

Good taste, leaf

Kek
Now that's how to get found

>I'd kill Einstein
Einy did nothing wrong

Actually, if you are going to discover time travel in the future, you would already be rich now.

I'd like to cuck him and steal his daughteru though

Rawhide down!! I repeat, Rawhide down!!!

>if you had a time machine, what would you do?
Kill the mother of Muhammad before she gives birth
Kill the mother of Moses before she gives birth
And kill some semites arabs or hebrews just for the fun of it

Cro-Magnon man was the Aryan race he was looking for. Prove me wrong.

Protip: You can't.

rub her cunny daily.

Back to when adam and eve lived and then i would fuck eve and produce millions of kids and make my own army and take over the world.

>developing a collective Anne Frank fetish

We are the deplorables, arent we?

underrated

tell that boy to stop dressing up like a girl and beat up his father for writing anti german propaganda

fuck anne frank.

My jewish english teacher made us read her bullshit diary over christmas break 7+ years back when I was in highschool. It literally ruined Christmas that year because I was forced to read about some little kike shit who writes in her diary about period blood.

Most overrated reading material this half of the millennia. I'd rather read To Kill A Mockingbird and I find that novel trite and dated.

MOAR

Save Caesar from the assassins
Encourage the Romans to abandon Slavery and embrace machines / steam power
Have a Roman Industrial Revolution
Put SPQR on the Moon