>be you >be american >have nice family and young daughter (14 years old) in future >you come home one day, spot a muslim girl in a in your kitchen with a hijab on her head >you immediately react and run to your bedroom closet and grab your AR-15 >you come back and blow the muslims brains out >"daddy?", your young daughter walks into kitchen >"daddy, what was this noise? you didn't hurt my friend Zaynab, did you?" >"daddy... she was just getting a drink from the fridge. shes my friend from school." >fast forward 2 years, you are sentenced to death for being a racist, islamaphobic, misyoginistic piece of shit
no, i'd be happy less muslims=less wars, less dead gays/women, no shariah if we didn't have muslims we would be a peaceful world
Matthew Baker
Then you woke up and Jamal and Hakim were still fucking your wife while you took the red rocket from Fido, eh?
Dominic Garcia
>life in prison >daughter hates you >world knows u as misogynstic piece of shit islamaphobe >happy
sure buddy
Chase Green
>you come back and blow the muslims brains out that's a bit harsh
Parker Parker
Nice thread, hahaha...
Ryder Baker
>tfw too intelligent to post in this thread
Owen Bailey
>tfw voted for trump
Justin Bell
A Rio de Janeiro Wojak... Nice!
Jace Smith
From what I see in a nice peaceful place browsing the news, the whole muslim issue has settled down but I think the countries involved in the mass killing and destruction of the Middle East have got their retribution, everyday on the news there would be broadcasts about mass killings yet the average person was to weak to do anything about it yet they indirectly funded these operations through taxes and ignorance and now they complain about Immigrants flooding into the Country have invaded Europe and the USA has collapsed much like the fall of the USSR with a top heavy Military and lack of Socialist funding due to the rising Middle Class in developed countries actually doing something useful.
Brandon Murphy
fpbp
Jacob Martin
fucking castle laws. i can kill anyone in my home that doesnt live there
>implying that killing muslims will be illegal by 2018
Nathan Morales
LEEEEEEEEEAF
Cameron Murphy
fpbp
America is a better son to us than Canada.
Justin Morales
>>fast forward 2 years, you are sentenced to death for being a racist, islamaphobic, misyoginistic piece of shit
Not against the law
Jacob Morgan
Leaf strikes again.
Adam Long
Niggers have smaller brains.
Jeremiah Evans
u wot m8?
>vote Trump >no more muslims >??? >racist >instructions unclear
Hunter King
I like Canadians most of the time hell I look forward to serving food to them because they have they are nice people and oddly enough tip but why are they such shit posters.
Jeremiah Martinez
All leafs are marxist filth
Christian Martin
how the fuck is this a happening thread i need a fix and you had to fuck it up didnt you. Fuck off you dumb islamic sympathizer i bet you think that islam isnt violent we must take in all refugees, read your enemy before he kills you fucking leaf whore.
Jaxon Nelson
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Hunter Gray
This, at least Australian shiposters had some epic bantz. Man I miss good Australian shitposters.
Jason Green
what the hell? your using the flag hunter plug in and yet dont know how to respond. what the fuck are you?
Kayden Turner
Can we range ban leafs?
Nicholas James
a degenerates still a degenerate. no matter what they say they are
Mason Johnson
Shindaiwa is quality blower
Joseph Scott
>islam is cancer and the prognoses for Canada is terminal.
Grayson Lee
>mfw Shindaiwa is charged will crimes against humanity in Canada
Aaron Rivera
dat elbow dat gun dem fuggin spectacular '''spectacles'''
Anthony Mitchell
Another fucking LEAF
Joseph Cooper
Soon leaf... soon
Levi Evans
BOOGERS AND CUM
Zachary Rodriguez
@101836240 what are you talking about, you dumb nigger?
Nicholas Gonzalez
Fpbp fucking top kek
Zachary Rogers
what?
Caleb Price
tfw you get banned for porn from Sup Forums but leafs are still allowed to post their retardedness
Jackson Perez
...
Henry Thompson
a self hating leaf ive seen 50% of everything now
Leo Stewart
Feels good to be a CANADIAN and not be BRAINWASHED like all you amerifucks. It's so sad, you've been fed propaganda since you were born, you didn't stand a chance did you?
Easton Parker
This is literally the most retarded anti-trump bait thread I have ever read.
Christian Peterson
every time a thread like this is started by a worthless fucking canadian.
DAY OF THE RAKE
Jayden Torres
Day of rake couldnt come any sooner
Austin Fisher
this is a fucking abhorrent shitpost
William Perez
fpbp
Luke White
...
Dylan Gutierrez
>a moment later a grenade rolls out of Zanyab's hand >"GET DOWN!" >blows out the kitchen wall >just fucking had it redone >"Honey we've had this talk before, when Canadians infiltrators come over the border they will pretend to be your friends, but they're just trying to kill everyone."
Ryan Long
fpbp
Connor Thompson
Look at the pure breeds losing their grip!
Seriously, burgers. You can all come out and shout leaf...
but if exposing you racists and islamphobes is called being a leaf, then I say... LEAF ME IN!
Also, not a single one of you can dispute my OP.
So until you do, kiss my ass. BTFO!
Blake Clark
Range ban when?
Austin Hall
Also, I want to add, its a completely realistic scenario in burgerworld.
Tyler Williams
Please stop this Canada, I don't want to hate you but you make it so bloody easy.
Evan Rogers
this post is a leaky stank fart
Adam Thomas
Except I wouldn't kill her. I would fall in love with the qt muslim waifu and bring her into the family. She is free to visit anytime and become lesbian friends with my daughter and pray to mecca on my carpet. I will not commit any haram deeds cuz morals and will leave it at that. Though when she is 18 I will divorce my white wife and instantly marry the mussy.
Not all muslims are bad. Their women can be even better than whites desu. Their religion ain't to bad when you take out the radicals.
Andrew Smith
based leaf telling it like it is
leafs are incredibly based
Benjamin Myers
We have guns. Our future is freedom. No leaf is gonna change that.
Landon Robinson
Wow, I actually have a tear in my eye.
you should move to canada, we need more like you
Lucas Myers
Yes, leafs are the best. Only non-retards left in the western world desu
Gavin Carter
You know, racism, sexism, and Islamophobia wasn't even a big thing until king nigger had 8 years in office. 8 years of Trump will cause America to go back to thinking normally again.
Carter Bailey
3.5, 4.5 9.5, 3.5
Ethan Gonzalez
You're not supposed to use that meme unless it's actually happening. God you Canadians are shit.
Benjamin Gray
fpbp
Asher Brooks
I'm cringing desu.
This is why no one will ever take Canadians seriously. You guys are the laughingstock of America and are irrelevant to the rest of the world.
Ian Young
Has anyone done a full analysis of exactly why leafs are objectively the worst posters on Sup Forums and deserve to be raked into oblivion?
Joshua Scott
Fuck no Canada is literally my mom's lesser Britain. How dare you tell me to leave the land of the free
Jack Fisher
Land of the cucks*
Austin Morales
I don't hate Muslim individuals.
I hate Islam as an ideology, which I recognize as not representative of individual Muslims.
Therefore, when I see a Muslim child in my house I would ask them why they are there, and then behave accordingly. (which in the case of being my daughters friend, would probably just be saying "Hi, I'm her Dad, nice to meet you."
Also, "leaf me out" would have been a way better catchphrase you stupid leaf.
Blake Taylor
>tfw you can't even take over Canada because conquering Canada means they win
Colton Anderson
as christian white american cis man, i can only hope that all of you white male knuckledraggers die out within my lifetime
Gabriel Brooks
Canada is our bastard child.
Along with the French, we should have simply burned down the entire countryside and turned it into a barren, lifeless wasteland.