Japs give us $50B

>japs give us $50B

What's their endgame here?

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VR Waifu Apocalypse
youtube.com/watch?v=kqjbM1ypcXQ

Us not leaving them to the Chicom dogs?

That would be basically a plus for both sides if it doesn't turn to that.

They want Okinawa back

Trump promises to officially deny the Rape of Nanking

They want to invest in USA before Trump MAGA's and the market is full/expensive

This is not as cool as I thought it would be desu.
Maybe they need a third nuke as motivation.

Fucking God damn it the liberal media shit fit that would unfold when (((they))) figured out what an offical POTUS denial of genocide could mean would make my day.

Holy shit, Trump gets things done.

>China gets butthurt
>Make lots of jobs in the process

Like pottery.

They want Trump to make anime real

This must be humiliating for Obama how Trump isn't sworn in and is already creating jobs.

Japan wants her senpai to notice her

America is going to get Japanese baseball tier sports mascots.

This is from Masas softbank hawks

>trump stumps false china
>nips just """happen""" to invest 50B in US

they don't like china and trump doesnt like china either

Strengthening ties, Japan has profited vastly from our consuming their products. This is an incentive to keep allegiances in check and a show of good faith.

All in all the embodiment of the King of Mann is doing a pretty fucking excellent job of being president.... He isn't even in fucking office yet.

Trump just can't wait. He's obviously someone who MUST work work work (up at the 3am tweeting) and do do do. So now he has this new job and is supposed to wait till Jan 20? hell no, he jumps right in with things he can do NOW.

lol man is a madman. Future so bright I should buy some sunglass stock.

Leaf probably has it right. With a smidge of pissing off Kungfuland.

>When he makes 854k more, we might be impressed

>tfw the money from my overpriced phone bill is going to Donald Trump

I'm ok with this, but I still want to push that Master Yoshi Son of a bitch off a bridge onto a cactus

>MSM keeps accidentally calling him President Trump
>every story on news is about what Trump has done or what he hypothetically might do
>No idea what Obama is doing, it's like he doesn't exist
>"I-I'm still here guys...I won a Nobel Peace Prize"

Trump won the bet

Oh my god that would be soooooo amazing

>be sleeping
>*BUZZZZZZZZZZ
>pull up my american made iphone because china is on the verge of collapse after trump raped them with jobs
>EMERGENCY ALERT!\
>Rape Of Nanking is a hoax created by the Chinese to make Japan noncompetitive
>Chinese people explode
>Lefties jump of the nearest bridge
>Jews realize they are next
>Whites rejoice and start clapping

Genocide Chinks.

>Master Yoshi
what the fuck autocorrect

>tfw Anime is actually going to be made great again

>almost 10% there in a month
>if he keeps it up he will create 4x as many jobs in half the time

>We new China now!

Nah, just taking credit. This deal was in the works.

Twin Tower Numerals Confrm

RAPE OF NANKING = FAKE NEWS

Trump promised that future perfected VR tech would be accompanied with Japanese anime games that will make all Americans loyal to Japan.

IM ALREADY SICK OF WINNING DESU

Hello.

At my restaraunt yesterday, an asian family walked in and ate dinner

When they left, I noticed the 5 year old girl left behind her drawing

>Pick it up
>It's anime

>5 year old girls are drawing anime

>Trump says Japs and Sorks need nukes.
>Trump takes call from Taiwan.
>Trump says China sucks dick.
>Trump gets investment from Japan.
>Trade deal BTFO.
Looks like the next war is in the East China Sea.

Negative interest rate long term debt in Japan.

They want a return on investment.

>japan gives us $50B
>entire wall instantly funded
>wave of liberals saying we can't afford to build the wall rushes in

>Won Nobel Peace Prize
Lol, PIC RELATED

bbc.com/news/world-europe-34277960

haha

Japanese Bullet Trains.

In case, Sup Forums didn't notice, Japan has been trying to get America to buy Japanese Bullet Trains for 8 years already and Obama has kept refusing them.

Japan is hoping Trump makes it easier to accept the idea of Japanese Maglev Bullet Trains in America.

Confirmed

...

>What's their endgame here?
emptying their wallet of pennies?

current bullet trains aren't maglev, they're standard gauge

There is an experimental maglev one though

CHINA BTFO

It also isn't good doing business in China.

Remember that Japan is slowly relying less on rare earth metals in Japanese Cars since China holds a monopoly on Rare Earth Metals.

A lot of American Rare Earth Metal Companies have become Bankrupt because of China.

It isn't good to keep allowing China to steal Japanese business secrets anyway.

Also, suing doesn't work in China but suing can still work in America.

Buffalo gals won't you come out tonight!

I wish Amtrak or some new company would modernize our railways. The railroad had a massive impact on our development and it's fucking pathetic what's happened to it. Just like the state of our animation industry.

>apocalypse

It appears you've got the wrong word for utopia wrong.

Yeah, but Japan wants to make America more Japanese.

Japan just bought American Toilet Companies for example

wsj.com/articles/SB10001424127887323419604578573121801745426

Japan wants American to use their Japanese smart toilets which has been their dream for a long time.

First interest payment on the Wall

UNDER BUDGET
AND AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

>Media runs campaign saying Trump CANNOT take money from foreign governments without congressional approval

>Trump does it before he takes office instead

THE

FUCKING

MAD MAN

Thats cool by me. It could be part of the rebuilding of America's infrastructure. A lot of cities are looking for ways to improve public transportation, this solves 2 problems: creates jobs and upgrades our shitty infrastructure. Just gotta make sure spending is cut elsewhere... like Department of Education or something.

"Masa said he would never do this had we (Trump) not won the election!"

Was it?

>superior japanese tech become more common in the US
i see no problem with that

>What's their endgame here?

Fulfilling prophecy.

>mfw toilets wipe my ass for me.

nice digits btw

I cant imagine anything would make Americans/Canadians see trains as anything other than inconvenient poor people transport

Reminder Japs are our only true ally. They respect that we helped rebuild the country after fucking the unfortunate war, unlike German trash who won't even pay their fair share for NATO protection despite being the economic engine of Europe.

muh, "trump would have to do the same with carrier muh hundreds of times every year forever to match obama"

dude isnt even in fucking office yet and he's got 51k+ jobs on the books. he was elected weeks ago people.

so far it seems to me that things are going well and all the people screaming about death squads for minorities should maybe chill a bit and stop playing in freeway traffic. I don't see death squads, but I see jobs.

Why is that one so popular?

Deal

>Just gotta make sure spending is cut elsewhere

Foreign aid would be a good place to start that wont negatively effect your own people

*after fucking them over in the unfortunate war

>Finally sharters will be forced into hygiene by special Japanese made toilets built for the larger American audience and their specific needs.
>Americans are tied down to the toilet while a robotic arm cleans up every inch of the American's ample behinds before finally letting them go when their entire colon is excavated.
>They are then given a burger and told to return in a specific amount of time calculated from how long it takes burger to become shart.

>What's their endgame here?
Making America Great Again....with many survivors!

>I don't see death squads
yet

That's a Taiwanese company.

I'm sure you can figure it out.

but this was announced in October, so this is just typical trump bullshit

reuters.com/article/us-saudi-japan-funds-idUSKCN12D339

They were originally going to invest here, but Trump promising to cut corporate taxes means they're doubling down on the investment.

You tax businesses less, and they're more inclined to invest, go figure.

They want us to destabalize Chy~na's economy and force them to get a new military so they can become an empire again.
Trump will bring about the Cyberpunk future we were promised in the 80s, with robot limb samurai with diamond super katanas and crazy hackers on steroids uncovering pedo rings.
It's like I'm larping Shadowrun

You know it's tribute.

You must understand that the Japs work hella long hours.
Their going to bring those jobs but you'll have to work so much that you'll end up living there.
They will try to accomadate but will be like "we are sorry but these accomodations are extremely basic. You are welcome to live outside in a camp we set up. Don't mind the fence. It's set up to keep outsiders from bothering you."
You will go to work and then go home to the camp.
It's their plan to get back at us.
You fucking watch. I guarantee it.

Department of Education is pretty scary in how powerful it is compared to other departments.

I think basically California and Texas control our nation's textbooks, right?

And where is the DoE when people are seeing abusive college textbook prices.

>lose full time job
>replace with 2 part time jobs
>look, jobs are up 100%!

Obama math

They are going to double their money with Trump at the helm

She's alot cuter than Honey Hawk desu, but Orix isn't making a 50 billion dollar deal we us

>tfw we get the dystopia we were promised.

Softbank is Japanese and Foxcon is Taiwanese.

I'm not even surprised at this point.

> implying people don't say shit for PR.

Hold onto your butt, Trump is about to make America great again.

Will winning still be winning if it never stops?

To make the Chinese mad.

>Literally nothing in there about investing in U.S.
Sure, the group has been set up for some time, but this article is talking about Saudi Arabia needing financial support because their oil sales have slumped.

Americans work more hours on average than japs last I checked.

MASTER YOSHI

It wont stop being winning until every liberal offs themselves. Every last one.

>MAGA is the fifth reply
What the fuck, guys?

>MFW I JUST REALIZED NEECORE BODIES MADE IN JAPAN AGAIN

It's not a gift. Japan and Saudi Arabia are establishing a $100B tech investment fund. Son is going to focus $50B of that into US companies.

Yeah, DoE is a disaster. Its part of the reason us burgers are so dumb. They created a massive college debt bubble, and things like common-core are run through this department. America use to run just fine without a DoE and I think we need to go back to that.

Hillary Clinton was the better candidate for U.S./Japan relations on many fronts

But I will admit something

Trump is gonna keep Japan from becoming westernized...I hope.

this is fucking cringey and embarrassing as an american

Of coarse not.

They would not have done the deal of Trump didn't win apparently.

They're bending the knee. Giving tribute to the Emperor of Mankind.

Hit the nail on the head.