Bros I need your help

Bros I need your help.

I went on a date with this chick about 3 days ago. We had fun going out and doing stuff along with the concert, but I was a nervous wreck so I was super nervous and awkward. I texted her a few hours after our date, saying:

>that was probably your most bizarrish encounters you've had it, but I think I spotted a few laughs at my rehearsed jokes that might just bring in a second meet up anywhere anytime if you're down.

That was Saturday, it's Tuesday now and still nothing. She was super cute and we had a lot in common though, and she actually did have eye contact the entire time plus was laughing.... I'd love to go on a second date with her, but that would mean texting her again when she hasn't even replied to my first text...

... I want her Bros, what should I do?

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Grab her by the pussy

Nothing. You've already blown it. You've submitted to her. Don't humiliate yourself further. The guys who are successful behave like they don't give a fuck and make girls chase them. When you're available they lose interest. You need to play hard to get. Learn from this and don't do it again.

She was a god tier check though. I really think that it is worth my dignity to try at least one more time for a woman like that you know?

You had no reason to reveal all that awkward stuff in the text. You are in control of what you say, but yet you chose to say negative things about yourself, and made it creepy by talking about rehearsing jokes. Anywhere anytime also is just poor word choice. Command the conversation with declarative sentences, not this "probably" and "if ur down" shit, it just makes you look weak for no reason. You are anticipating how she might interpret it because you yourself feel creepy and awkward

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Alright bros I got it!!

Show my last text a few days ago was suggesting that if she wants to meet up again it could be anytime anywhere. My next text that I'm going to send her will be:

>Which could even include tea n' chill

Which I'll send I a couple days

Wait till she texts you. If not Trying calling her after two weeks and ask for a second date. If she doesn't respond then you'll know.

your putting out creep vibes. for a guy like you who cant hide his nervous energy it would be better if you appeared aloof rather than over eager since you literally cant stop the spaghetti falling out of you pocket. do coke once or twice so you know what its like to be confident then roll with that.

get out faggot beta male
sage

>that was probably your most bizarrish encounters you've had-

you're autistic

You're a weak little bitch

Ask her if u can put your weenie in her kitchen sinky

you put a pussy on a pedestal

fucking faggot

you probably think you're a "nice guy"

you lack self awareness

you're fucking retarded

you made this thread on Sup Forums too fucking faggot

like said, you laid all your cards out

too bad your cards make you look like a beta bitch

DURR HURR LOOK AT ME I HAD SO MUCH FUN ON OUR DATE HEHEHEH PLEASE SEE ME AGAIN

she probably had 4 dates this week

did you even kiss her?

she probably fucked 2 guys

dumb ass faggot

honestly this board is so not red pilled in 2016

i've been here since 2005

fucking sad

SAD!

do coke once around people you know and trust, op. see if it makes it even worse. it did me. you may just need booze.

This...

It's like you fired off a few shots in a pizzeria and just surrendered.

There's no chance you'll ever get to see or touch any of the good stuff.

You should probably... Yeah just do it.

I'm almost 31 and never even been on a date because I'm only 5'10". I even workout 5 days a week and have a nice body and tan at 180lbs 10% bf too. Fuck you OP

You sucks ass at gorl.

>>that was probably your most bizarrish encounters you've had it, but I think I spotted a few laughs at my rehearsed jokes that might just bring in a second meet up anywhere anytime if you're down.
You're fucked m8. Learn from this.

I hate to bump your retarded post that belongs elsewhere but good job dude

Sage

Make them feel comfortable...

Show them some cool photos on your computer.

Make her something tasty.


Then when she's got a little wine buzz going tease her ass like this:

Feel her up with your left hand if you are right handed and reach around with your other hand and go for slit, the back way, then with your left hand again touch her ear like you care, really tender'n shit.

Works every time.

Stop dating period. Spend a month focusing solely on self improvement. Fall in love with the one person you're stuck with forever aka...YOU. Talk positively to yourself go to gym, focus on improving who you are as a person and realise that nothing is more unattractive than a guy who needs a woman to like him so that he can like himself. Once you actually create confidence in who you are the women will come naturally. Take inventory of the man you are now and the things you would improve if you could then make a plan and start making that happen. Even if you're married with the best girl never stop doing this...A woman can never give you true happiness... That can only come from you.

Get a super haircut, a super outfit and super duper pair of shoes then visit her super house on her super street and meet her super parents. Then ask her to her super face if she would like to go on a super date. Take her for some super soup and a super pizza followed by some super duper yummy ice cream. Tell her how super she looks without coming across as super creepy. Then buy her some super flowers. Girls are super fond of those.

"super" is kind of a weird word if you think about it

Live and learn . You'll meet another one.

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Really, I never thought about that. Super awkward!

op go fuck an escort and try not texting like a neurotic wreck. good luck next time

>31
>still doesn't know about elevator shoes

The one thing I've learned about women is that they're much more impressionable towards someone else defining their reality. Just because it was awkward for you doesn't mean it was for her. Even if it WAS awkward for her - if you act like it wasn't she will doubt herself.

Something more like "That was fun - I'm totally gonna go find more corny jokes to rehearse! When's our next date?"

You can be self depreciating but only in a coy way. Direct humility won't get you far - but masking it in humor and confidence is fine.

honestly just send her something like, "well either way it was nice meeting you and maybe I'll see you around"

not clingy just polite, if she doesnt want it shes not what you think she is. You already probably blew it desu but texting again with anything agressive will worsen it, something pathetic will worsen it also. Just be casual and throw the ball in her court. Its your best bet. Hope it works out user

Don't contact again, prove your alphaness to yourself

From the pain you will grow strong user

>>that was probably your most bizarrish encounters you've had it
ya blew it

Alright, alright, alright
Here's what you do
You ready?
Okay.

MOVE ON.

You know for a fact she read it. Come on, man. Don't kid yourself. She ghosted you. Big deal. Move on. Don't text her again though cos she don't wanna talk to you and you're just gonna make it weird.
Take the hint.

>I texted her A FEW HOURS after
>We had fun going out and doing stuff
>WE
>going out and doing stuff
>date
>bizarrish
>ish
>already mentioning a second encounter
>if you're down
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

Youre fucked m8. Move on

Even if she is planning on calling you or interested at this point (shes not) there is nothing to be gained by being a psycho on your end.

Also, concert on the first date? Never do this shit again. Coffee or drinks only for first dates

Godspeed

>you probably think you're a "nice guy"
>you lack self awareness
>you're fucking retarded

Seth Putnam is that you

>bros
But seriously,
>a few hours after
>admitting you fucked up, ever
>admitting you rehearsed jokes, ever
>not attempting to set up another date at a specific time somewhere next week or so and instead placing the burden on the woman to choose

It's ok young autist, you can learn from this for next time. Also since you can't figure these things out on your own, ask Sup Forums for help next time.

This song's for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=AYQs2rRnJYY

You dun goofed, kid.

>that was probably your most bizarrish encounters you've had it, but I think I spotted a few laughs at my rehearsed jokes that might just bring in a second meet up anywhere anytime if you're down.


Fucking hell.

Also this isn't /r9k/ or /adv/. saged and reported.

Nothing wrong with texting her seeing how she is doing. If you have a lot in common you should give it a try. If you do nothing, probably nothing will happen. You have a better chance putting yourself out there. Don't be a pussy.

You should only say 'can I see you again?' when you drop her off

Text her and say:

>I got dat gorilla dick niggih, I make dyke pussies wet.

Too bad, OP. Good try.

Better luck next time.

>what should I do?

You should go to /r9k/ is what you should do.

start sending her 50 texts every day telling her you are in love and must have her.

chicks love that

Keep the spaghetti in your fucking pants

Did you confuse this with /r9k/?

Also, she's gone.

Not Sup Forums related, kill yourself.

Never apologize bro. Never put her above you. Be the man and you won't have to ask us these questions

>its like you fired off some rounds in a pizzeria and just surrendered
Japan user holy shit dude I now feel bad for those bombs. That was gold

Fucking lost. Kek

>texting
call her you dumbass clown

...

White men 2o16

Lol that's pathetic my man. You had one chance to make a good first impression and you blew it, shes already moved on to the next guy in a line of hundreds, she doesnt have time for a loser like you. You've lost, you're not getting her. Accept it and move on you weirdo. Reflect and improve so you don't fuck up the next one

literal proof this board is being euthanized.

You've already failed. Next time you go on a date maybe don't jack off for two days because you're going to need to scrap together any tiny bit of testosterone your little balls can produce.

Back to r9k fucking Autists

It's not even being available. It's just that submissive men are not attractive to women.

I'll be honest, with no response you're probably screwed. So take the nuclear option. Text her this.

*Will you be my girlfriend?*

What do you have to lose?

Try This is not a hug group

No, it's not worth your dignity. Literally half the population is female. Stop acting like this bitch is special, she's NOT.

Dear user,
You're about to read a bunch of bullshit answers from window lickers on pol, but now you're speaking to a woman...and I'll tell ya what happened, if you promise to ignore the virgins in this thread.

1. The woman needs to wonder whether or not she brought value to your date. Not whether she brought value to you. If you paid then it was a given. Anything after that is up to her to prove to you.

2. You should have let her text you first thanking you for a lovely evening. The first one to text is automatically out of the control seat. You need to remain in control.

3. If she hasn't texted you back yet, don't ever text her again. She is an uppity bitch and not worth a second date. Don't blow it next time

Yablewit

If that's how you young weebs text girls nowadays holy shit you're never getting laid.

Oops. I mean
"Whether you brought value to her"

Not politics faggot.

Where are the motherfucking mods?

>I want her Bros, what should I do?
Walk away. You're done here. You friend-zoned yourself.

Women don't want 'tee hee, I kinda think I like you, and I'm so weak I had to rehearse jokes"

You came off as a faggot. You're off her list. It would take WAY too much heavy lifting and pure luck to get off it now.

Let's look at it from her point of view:

You met her minium requirements, she made herself available to you.

You didn't inititae PHYSICAL contact with her, like putting your arm around her, holding her hand, flirting, or god forbid, kissing her. (Did you even bother trying to flirt?)

You didn't even go for a goodnight kiss.

You then show yourself to be a complete failure by making a "tee hee" comment, instead of "I had a great time, I want to see you again, how's this weekend".

It says to her, if she pursues this, she has to make all the moves, all the decisions, and be the one wearing the pants.

Women generally don't like that.

You didn't act like a date. You acted like one of her girlfriends. She makes eye contact with them, too, and laughs at their jokes. But she feels safe with them - and she now knows, you're not dangerous at all.

You fucking friend-zoned yourself.

Move on. You're done here. You can't have her.

go to fr9k or fb with that shit, it is the same thing.

This.

This is not how women think. Go back to Sup Forums, fedoraboi.

I'm a chick, tard.
Want me to prove how unfunny and liberal i am????

Go play with your rainbow ponies, loser.

I'm just an old chick, and more woke than 20 something idiots out there.
Respect your elders.
Fuck off.

I was going to say try again, but holy fuck the spaghetti.

dont look overly self-critical to a girl. That reeks of insecurity. If you use self-demeaning humor, make sure it always shows some sort of pride in it, too.

also, stop making it look like you are desparate. You dont need a woman, but you'd like one if she is cool. Thats probably not true for the state your are in, but you need to start pretending its true until it is true (and you aren't going to be mentally healthy until it is true - but some lessons have to be learned the hard way).

Next time -

unless she messages you, dont message her after the date until AT LEAST the day after. From there, it depends on how much you regularly talk to her. I'd say wait til the second day(everyone knows about the 3rd day rule, it has now become tacky, 2nd day is new meta) after the date to message her. Say, basically, "hey, I had fun doing [that thing with you the other day]. How do you feel about doing [a specific other thing that you personally would enjoy and feel comfortable doing] sometime later this week ? Let me know when you have time if youre down."

Simple, to the point, specific, and sounds like you just have fun regularly and she can tag along too if she wishes. Comes across as a guy who knows what he wants and tries to get it and doesnt pussy foot around.


Also, dont waste your life in your spare time. Dont obsess over Sup Forums, or TV, or some MMO. Find a hobby that you will be proud of and work hard on it regularly. You have to find something to be truly proud of yourself about to help get that self-esteem back in place.

really, you need to work on your own skillset and make sure you have confidence in yourself. Not necessarily confidence that you can win any girl anytime, but that you will win the one that is right for you. But im really talking about confidence in your own beliefs and desires.

You remind me of a past me.

This thread is still up?

This is the most pathetic shit I've ever heard. Seriously. Stop embarrassing yourself, and find another girl.

Next time, find a girl that is showing some obvious attraction. Tell her "we should hang out sometime" and if she responds favorably, get her number. You will then casually go on your date and act like you enjoy her company, but show her you don't really care if it fucks up. Successful examples of this include:
-if you're just walking around a store, don't follow her. walk ahead and act like something other than her has caught your attention on a shelf, don't look back to see if she follows.
-If at a restaurant, don't ask her what app she wants, just order what you want, then let her pick her own main course.
-If chilling at your house, and she goes to the bathroom, grab a book and start reading it. Don't look away from your book when she comes back

These are but a few examples, but the goal is to let her know you are not threatened by her presence, and that she will need to TRY to get your attention. The book example I gave above has gotten me laid numerous times. Girls will come back and sit on my lap, or grab my cock to get me to look away from that book.

Your goal should ALWAYS be to try and fuck her on the first date. IDEALLY, she will refute you, because she's not a slut, but inside, she will want you desperately. This is a test to see if you're a scumbag. Ideally, you will not be, and then set up a second date after a kiss. You MUST attempt to fuck her on the first date, but politely accept when she declines. It is all about eliminating notions of just being friends, and letting her know you are attracted and hetero.