Be American

>Be American
>Lose war against Canada

How embarrassing! LOL!

Lose a war against an empire.. We didn't do it alone, we were one people with the rest of the empire. "Canadian" nationalism is such a joke, we're British.

End this false-identity charade, you are playing into Cuckeau's hands.

>be Canadian
>trigger someone SJW on the internet, Get black bagged,and have to face the legally sanctioned secret social justice kangaroo tribunal

Who is this "U.S. Historian?"

Cucked by the BCC

>Be America
>Lose to a non-country

LMAO!!

Who were they fighting? Indians or eskimoes?

>American education

They lost to Britain then fag you weren't independent till 1982

>the tents

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>1812
>Canada
American education

Did the colonies exist as america when they did their chimpout over tea subsidies that they called taxes? If we werent British wtf were we?

pay war reparations now

Yea. And y'know while we're at it. Why don't we just say that Canada did practically nothing in WW1. It was all Britain and their empire. Sommes? Vimy Ridge? Passchendaele? What are those? Kinds of Maple Syrup? Probably not too important.

Also to correct you, we WERE IN the British Empire. We aren't British. The moment we were born in this country were are officially Canadian. Anyone should know this, it's pretty basic stuff

>Be Canadian
>No balls to join the US, not even Quebec
>US burns York
>REEEEEEEEEEEE Mama Britain, help!
>Real countries duke it out
>Andy J with the clutch victory in overtime

>Did the colonies exist as America
> as america
lol dummy

it's late even for you snow niggers. is this how you spend your time, leaf?

Wrong war.

you want round 2?

Pipe the fuck down leaf

>The moment we were born in this country were are officially Canadian
A

Keep telling yourself that, Tyrone and Ling Ling just can't wait to be "Canadian" too!

I'm not denying the contribution of our ancestors, I am denying the Liberal push to change who we are as a nation, which started with the flag, the anthem, and now the ethnic composition. Look up the White Australia Policy, where a similar policy also applied here in Vancouver. And now (((they))) have changed that. Canada is British, most of us descend from the UK and France / Europe, anyone else does not belong. Our coat of arms represents those that this country was intended for, NOT for those that Trudeau Sr and Jr want us to believe.

The only time the US fought against Canada was when we helped helped Canada fight against itself. The British helped too.

>be canada
>almost a country

LOL!

some say he is still falling in the timecube to this day

>Republic of Canada
It was literally 6 person on an island.

>weren't independent till 1982

Learn history beaner, 1982 wasn't independence, it was a glorified paper being moved from one desk to another.

And they STILL had to call the US for help

>Wants to annex non-country
>Invades
>Invasion gets ass handed to it (by accident no less)
>Burns down York in retaliation
>Get kicked out by local militia
>Militia take Destroit
>When the real army shows us with the militia, D.C. gets burned down
>Gives up when France looses and victory becomes literally impossible

Good going burger

Go read the Wikipedia page you took this picture on. The US infringed on the colony sovereignty to invade the republic of Canada.

You mean the British? Which we kicked out of the US again. It was a stalemate.

(((US Historian)))

>And they STILL had to call the US for help

Well yeah, otherwise it would have been an automatic act of war against the US. That's how invasions work.

reminder that stealing the achievements of other countries is the only way to make canada seem legitimate thus people like op exist.

Considering the poms give you guys the only history and legacy worth while, I'd suggest you take it. Otherwise you're forever known as boring retarded quieter Americans with a penchant for liberalism and the cold.

No dumbass. It was a civil war. The Canadaians took over Canada from the other Canadians.

I saged you, leaf. but my sage goes untasted in the endless sea of salt you've reaped. nice shitpost

>Canada
>Beg for help
>"Our" army, "our" navy
>Oliver Hazard Perry dickslaps self-proclaimed strongest navy with literal floating trash heap
>Old Ironsides ass blasts Guerriere
>Pakenham buttfucked into oblivion
>"Victory, eh?" (sips syrup, trembles at thought of Fenians)

>ywn have a WASP country on your northern border
America is a country of immigrants, Canada doesn't have an excuse.

>Be American
>lose wars in Canada, Vietnam and Middle-East
>Enter both world wars when they're basically over so you don't get to do much
>still delusional about them

>Canadians declare part of the US independent
>Wonders why Canada and the UK couldn't just walk in

What, you wanted a second round?

>America is a country of immigrants
Meme needs to die

Why do the indians seem to like the British so much more than the US… Only the Iroquois wanted to side with those flabby shartmeisters

""""""""""""""""U.S HISTORIAN"""""""""""""""""

>Finnish """""education"""""

>be british
>get occupied by own colony

Considering you needed France and England to take on The Indian in the Cupboard, yeah, I'd take one. Come at me, Timbits

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For being 'retarded' we seemed to score a fair bit higher than you on PISA scores released today.

If we are retarded, you must be lurching into a vegetative state.

>only notable tech company in Canada
>goes bankrupt

And thats why living standarts education and healthcare is so much better in canada.

>parent company also a verb for licking assholed

Is their ice cream, by chance, any better?

source?

Propaganda. We've been pushing their shit in since Louisbourg

>Be Canadian
>Your leader is Trudeau

How embarrassing! LOL!