>You're on your way home from work one night >You're walking along a footpath and decide to take a shortcut >The footpath leads you down an alley >This man appears and blocks your way, introducing himself as "The Inquisitor" and demands you submit to his inquiries; >a) Who you voted for b) How to harness meme-magic >In addition to his demands he also poses you a riddle:
>"A FUCKING TREE falls downwards, thou doth stand beside him the Kangaroo was boundless. The dodo-bird in blue and yellow will soon run its course, let this be a lesson for those that are Norse" he rasps.
>The Inquisitor raise a hand, threatening to lob an ink-filled water balloon at you if you answer incorrectly.
What the FUCK do you do? if digits then post is canon.
Kayden Morgan
fuck off inquisitor.
Juan James
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Christian Morris
*unsheathes katana* *teleports behind him* Heh... nice try kid *stabs his balloon* Next time that balloon will be you.
Juan Myers
reroll
Chase Robinson
Thought that was an unclipped cock in the thumbnail
Carson Torres
I have no quarrel with you australian. As you can see from my tremendous girth, i am no Canadian, but an American. Please allow me to pass and trouble me no more.
Eli Butler
I shave his beard off and he loses all his power.
Zachary Ortiz
Accuse him of being Jewish and then go on a crazy Dick-Spencer rant saying shit like "white people are children of the son mayne!".
Justin Adams
>The Inquisitor cackles and jumps from side to side >"A Leaf enjoys the year for 9 out of 12 months" he babbles before throwing the ink-filled balloon. >As you turn to run the balloon hits you square in the jaw, covering your face with ink and effectively making you blackfaced. >"What are you? a racist?!" the Inquisitor shrieks. >You are now aware of the seriousness of his accusation as you are in Canada after all.
Now what?
Attack invalid.
Owen Garcia
>Unfortunately as you did not reach above the 50+ threshold in terms of digits, your attack fails. >The Inquisitor squirts a stream of water from a flower pinned to his shirt pocket at your eyes, blinding you and temporarily incapacitating you for 5 posts.
Jackson Lewis
Seriously mate - who the fuck is this? > your nu-maple syrup bum chum Why you give him so much publicity? Is there no one in Oz you can play this game with? > get a fucking Emu girlfriend for christs sake
Nathaniel Reyes
Puberty was really tough on Jimmy Neutron, I see.
Blake Rodriguez
idk i saw another aussie make these threads and now I'm copy and pasting them
James Diaz
I identify as a arm-sexual pando-morphic "17" year old Somalian refugee from Syria that identifies as a blaq.
Check your privilege white cis cum.
Oliver Butler
t. the Inquisitor
Jace Morris
jump the chasm
Elijah Powell
he was decided by a nationwide vote in canada to be the representation of the most perfectly average leaf
Angel Rivera
That nose tho
Jaxson Miller
>Take ink hit, unlike him I can afford to buy new clothes. >pull his shirt over his head and kick his ass hockey style Fuck the faggot and his riddle