You're on your way home from work one night

>You're on your way home from work one night
>You're walking along a footpath and decide to take a shortcut
>The footpath leads you down an alley
>This man appears and blocks your way, introducing himself as "The Inquisitor" and demands you submit to his inquiries;
>a) Who you voted for b) How to harness meme-magic
>In addition to his demands he also poses you a riddle:

>"A FUCKING TREE falls downwards, thou doth stand beside him the Kangaroo was boundless. The dodo-bird in blue and yellow will soon run its course, let this be a lesson for those that are Norse" he rasps.

>The Inquisitor raise a hand, threatening to lob an ink-filled water balloon at you if you answer incorrectly.

What the FUCK do you do? if digits then post is canon.

fuck off inquisitor.

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*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind him*
Heh... nice try kid
*stabs his balloon*
Next time that balloon will be you.

reroll

Thought that was an unclipped cock in the thumbnail

I have no quarrel with you australian.
As you can see from my tremendous girth, i am no Canadian, but an American.
Please allow me to pass and trouble me no more.

I shave his beard off and he loses all his power.

Accuse him of being Jewish and then go on a crazy Dick-Spencer rant saying shit like "white people are children of the son mayne!".

>The Inquisitor cackles and jumps from side to side
>"A Leaf enjoys the year for 9 out of 12 months" he babbles before throwing the ink-filled balloon.
>As you turn to run the balloon hits you square in the jaw, covering your face with ink and effectively making you blackfaced.
>"What are you? a racist?!" the Inquisitor shrieks.
>You are now aware of the seriousness of his accusation as you are in Canada after all.

Now what?

Attack invalid.

>Unfortunately as you did not reach above the 50+ threshold in terms of digits, your attack fails.
>The Inquisitor squirts a stream of water from a flower pinned to his shirt pocket at your eyes, blinding you and temporarily incapacitating you for 5 posts.

Seriously mate - who the fuck is this?
> your nu-maple syrup bum chum
Why you give him so much publicity?
Is there no one in Oz you can play this game with?
> get a fucking Emu girlfriend for christs sake

Puberty was really tough on Jimmy Neutron, I see.

idk i saw another aussie make these threads and now I'm copy and pasting them

I identify as a arm-sexual pando-morphic "17" year old Somalian refugee from Syria that identifies as a blaq.

Check your privilege white cis cum.

t. the Inquisitor

jump the chasm

he was decided by a nationwide vote in canada to be the representation of the most perfectly average leaf

That nose tho

>Take ink hit, unlike him I can afford to buy new clothes.
>pull his shirt over his head and kick his ass hockey style
Fuck the faggot and his riddle

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