What's his name again?

What's his name again?

BEADY

John Oliver Leaf

A liar who said he would personally write a check to Trumps presidential campaign but never did.

Current Year Man.

CURRENT YEAR!!!!!!!

ANGLO

John Lenon

le current year man

...

a man that gave me lots of keks because his sarcasm is now biting him in the ass

S. Reynolds, pedophile extraordinaire

PREVIOUS YEAR

John Cuckfaggot.

I honestly dont remember his "real" last name

Bucktooth Calendar Man

stop being racist guys, come on. its fucking 2016

John "Whites are shite" Oliver

Le calendar man

"What happens in 2016, stays in 2016"-man. Luckily, 2016 is almost over.

C U C K
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>As he puts the barrel of the gun into his mouth
>He pauses as the lights outside his apartment flicker
>The party down on the streets of New York will be his last
>His calendar is torn to pieces, scattered around his feet
>"Cursed time! You won't force me into the next year!"
>John Oliver thinks to himself as a tear rolls of his eyelid
>The chants can be heard from the street
>"3!... 2!... 1!!!"
>And as the ball dropped, John pulled the trigger
>The door to his office opens and a bright light emerges from behind it
>A shadowy figure is standing in the doorway
>After fixing his tie, he starts walking towards Oliver
>The figure leans over to John and whispers in his ear
>"Happy current year."
>Then kicks John out of the chair

I used to listen to that guy until his argument against Syria was flawed. Then I realized how much of a cuck he is.

Also, John "Cuckol-"-iver