ITT: We post like it's 1945
ITT: We post like it's 1945
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Kek
Nazis, Nips, and Spaghetti BTFO!
I surrender.
t. Dai Nippon Teikoku
>Soviet's hell bent on conquering Europe
>German cities raped en masse
>historical monuments completely in ruins
I'm starting to think we picked the wrong side guys
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Hey Americans, can I be freed from this jap concentration camp?
HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
HOW DOES SLAVIC DICK TASTE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Kruzitürken, Herrschaftszeiten nochamol, die Russen kommen...
I AM UNSTOPPABLE
AAХAХAХAХХAХAAХA
Fucking hell.
*rapes your wife*
Hehe, now give me any and all medals you've earned during the war. Also, no more swastikas of peace for you. Also, here's your new constitution which i have made for you.
Here's the oil, Germany, now where are the Panzerfausts?
t. Stalingrad Soldier
That Hitler guy might have been onto something...
Germans confirmed devils. The propaganda is true!
German rocket? What German rocket?
Maybe you talk of my soviet rocket? The best rocket there is? I have it here, designed by genious Sergei Korolyov.
*sigh* Come on now, Germany, you know it's nothing personal. We just have to kick your butts out as per our peace treaty; otherwise we'd end up like Estonia who still can't walk or sit down.
Don't be such a dick about it. Stop burning our Lappland, we still need that.
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You are officially our bitch.
STIMMER'S ATTACK WILL TURN THE WAR AROUND
>mfw we destroyed the wrong people
we did it bros
>when your hear someone knocking on your bunker door
I'm out.. But, Ill come back if America is ever in great need..
Cute fireworks. It's not Fourth of July yet, but I understand, Americans aren't good with time.
Oh, we won?
We won.
>Operation Weserübung
>less than a month of actual fighting
>thinking you helped to defeat the kraut in any way
Pity the bastard shot himself, glorious leader would've paraded him down the street in a cage if possible.
...You were fighting in this war too? How peculiar, Finland three.
fuck off frog we saved your ass literally the entire war
en.m.wikipedia.org
Get educated kiddo. They would have made nukes.
>rockets
mi'commissar
>LOOK AT WHAT I DID GUYS!
>literally Muslim tier sabotage
funny coming from USA
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>implying the germans didn't trounce everyone until we showed up
lol fuck off mexico
fuck nazis ANGLO MASTER RACE
Nothing personnel, kind
literal goblin straight outta middle earth
fpbp
>show up when we fuck up Germans so bad they 'straighten out the frontline' back to Berlin
>saved the day
Ah, this is a start of a beautiful friendship, I can tell
SEND EVERY LAST ONE YOU CAN FIND TO THE REFINERY, LADS!
Hello fellow com-.. Americans in this thread. Hey i heard you guys were making something cool with a really big boom? Mind if i get on this scientific action da?
>implying they didn't just run out of supplies from air raids and had to go back
oh u make me lauff
this guy seems like a good guy.
we should invite him into our government.
I can't believe these fucks keep dragging us into their dumb Euro conflicts which have been going on for centuries. We're a fucking ocean away, why should we care.
And who was supplying you when you started pushing back the Germans?
Apologize right now or we're coming after you next you commie scum
It's hella cold in the Don
I wish we could help more. But we have to rebuild our country.
those dirty fucking nips harry kerry'd all over our ships little bro.
we had to fuck them up.
Just try, you lardass.
If you do, in seventy years your grandkids will consider 'white male' an insult.
Also, we paid for the stuff you gave us. Don't act like it was charity.
>T-34 build in total during the war: 50 thousand
>tigers build in total during the war: less than two thousand
Yeah, sure, I guess it was all thanks to you that we stopped Germans in 1941 and pushed the best army of Europe back in 1943.
Someone screencap this brilliant mothefucker.
Yarharhar, let's kill hitler because our jewish brit mong overlords command it!
I fucking hate England so much simply because of WWII
Atrocious cobduct, reading up on in made me loose all hope for the western world.
Reminder that Germany and England should have been natural allies but instead England and France decided to bow to their kike overlords, they should both be eradicated for treason against mankind.
we won again!! gibs dat ONU seat
>Yeah, sure, I guess it was all thanks to you
glad you're giving credit where credit is due commie faggot.
>die Russen kommen
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>implying France wasn't conquered in weeks
At least we could rely on you guys for a white flag if we ever started losing
WE WON
AGAIN
SUCK IT WORLD
AHAHAHAHAH
Americans and British liberators soon, brothers!
oh dear oh me I don't like those jives.
>> morse code in 45
I applaud your effort but it would have been perfect for a WWI thread
translate plsssss
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Fucking gooks are going to invade and take all our shit.
Oh wait I thought you said 2016
>France
open up your Vichy pussy, faggots
>get steamrolled and conquered within 2 months
>side with Hitler for months
>frenchcucks immediately take all credit on VE for UK/US forces liberating their deadasses
Charles de Bitchface
I wuz gud boy lik all my neibors , swear!
KRAUTS BTFO
The first 3 letters are "HIT"
You can guess the rest
PARIS OUTRAGEE,PARIS BRISE,PARIS MARTYRISEE MAIS PARIS LIBERE
France BTFO germans again,we just pretended to surrender
>(((Hitler)))
Not until you draw cute girls with huge eyes!
(. )( .) nice
WHO COULD IT BE
SHOULD I IGNORE
How does it make you feel, Hans, now that every German woman I come across has to hold their crotches to prevent their juices from dripping at the mere sight of a based American?
N-no, prease! Prease don't make me; you don't know what it wirr do to the future generations!
Sucx for you. Do it!
You see this shit? This is what we do to Japs who piss us off.
So draw those fuckin anime girls
What are some good ways to kill yourself?
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just invite the jews into your country like we are and you'll be dead within 70 years.
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AYO HOL UP
>*creates weapon of mass destruction*
SO YOU BE SAYIAN
>*firebombs tokyo
WE WUZ
>*completely flattens Dresden"
WE WUZ
>*nukes Japan*
ON THE WRONG SIDE N SHIEEET?
"WHERE DEM COMMIES AT??"
"Hit it, peruvian"
Your average anglo
reminder that america didnt have to nuke japan they just did it to intimidate stalin
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delete this
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AHAHAHAH WE WON THE WAR! GERMANY BTFO
I'm gonna celebrate by listening to some Bing Crosby