ISIS manages to detonate a 12kt nuclear bomb stolen from the Pakistani arsenal in Paris.
What are the political repercussions of this? What would happen?
Alternative scenario: Saudi-funded, Pakistani-built nuclear weapon ends up in ISIS hands who in turn gives it to Chechen terrorists who blow up Volgograd.
What happens next?
Liam Ramirez
Trump and Putin destroy the Middle East once and for all
William Jones
> Germany apologizes, says they will double refugee capacity > France denounces US > Canada announces that if they retaliate, they win > The Wall gets 10 feet higher
Jordan Gutierrez
>What would happen? >transparent facebook flags >jes suis charlie >marches for tolerance >refugees welcome >I ride with her that sort of stuff. All in all the explosion would be the fault of rising nationalism that makes muslims feel frightened.
Cooper Brown
They would never do that. They would kill more muslims than ethnic french people.
Angel Ortiz
oh kek, please let this happen i want to see that shithole gone
Wyatt Campbell
lol do you mean Mt just 12kt is nothing
but then again 12mt would be too big the standard nuke the us uses is 1-2mt
Parker Roberts
You will see certain European country's (who will not be named) Immediately announce their unconditional surrender to ISIS.
Jonathan Hill
the largest nuke tested by the US was 15mt and it was the size of a small bus
Grayson Robinson
I understand that but it is unlikely isis would procure such a device which was a one off and experimental
yet again the STANDARD ie most common ie most likely to be stolen nuclear weapon in the us arsenal is 1-2mt
Charles Smith
the only way for ISIS to obtain a nuke is 1. buying a tactical nuke from ex-Soviet countries that somehow got lost during the dissolution of the USSR 2. Pakistan/Saudi Arabia 3. building one using fissile material bought from Pakistan/Saudi Arabia
Jackson Ortiz
Colonization of the middle east.
The western world would deem the goverment of the countries implied, unable to control their population and / or themselves.
They would blow every last fucker to kingdom come, and maybe finally implement a democracy and goverment that works.
It would be an act of war, that the whole world would frown upon, and probably join in fight against.
Plus we would likely ship a lot of immigrants away from our country, considering they are citizens of the states we are at war with.
Jack Morales
Paris records a couple million wins
Michael Sanchez
>detonates in Russia
The Middle East is turned into a giant sheet of glass
Dominic Baker
>Pakistani arsenal in Paris I didn't know France was so cucked
Noah Morgan
Pairs gets nuked? Liberals will be falling over themselves saying how it was oppressive whites that did this and france will surrender, along with greece and more than likely sweden and germany.
russia gets nuked? Putin turns most of the middle east into glass
Aiden Russell
Kebab is removed.
The Russian reaction to Volgograd would be epic, but I think a lot of people underestimate a French reaction to Paris.
Matthew Gomez
The entire planet rushes to burn Syria into the ground, the middle east ends up under complete control of the NATO.
Ethan Price
this would be the radius for the explosion and radation for a 12kt device aprox 75k fatalities
I understand this hence why i just used the standard us arsenal as a rought estimate. considering the hiroshima bomb was 15kt any tactical nuke they would get would at least be more than that
Charles Kelly
>hippy dippy response >attack on Russia
Pick one
James Gonzalez
>scenario 1 Islam is a religion of peace not all Muslims possess nuclear weapons this just shows we need more muslims more migrants in fact lets make it legal for our new friends to just cook and eat us
>scenario 2 Russia put under harsh economic sanctions for the first mass deployment of nuclear weapons during peace time economic aid to the middle east skyrockets to unprecedented levels to deal with all the radiation poisoning Islam is not the 5th largest religion on earth behind Hinduism, Taoism, and Buddhism
Brody Cruz
The USSR lost I think 40 nukes during the collapse as the soviet army scrambled to being all nuclear weapons into the Russian SSR so they wouldn't fall into the hands of the republics. While Russia has been trying to locate them they have so far been unsuccessful
Nolan Scott
>Islam is not the 5th largest religion => Islam is now the 5th largest religion
Jaxon Watson
the mushroom in the right pic is a composite, we clearly see the shadow that the top layer cast onto the background photograph. It is and old-school photoshop and the reason is because nukes are nothing but a meme. Your scenario won't happen.
Samuel Miller
The only system capable of ruling over goatfuckers is total dictatorship
Samuel Clark
I think a low yield dirty bomb would be optimal for a terrorist attack. A large chunk of Paris gets literally btfo and the rest stands as an irradiated testament to whatever fucking nutjob ideology that pulled the trigger.
Parker Smith
France retaliates by Launching nuclear attack on the one nation who has been arming and financing IS.
(and it aint Saudi)
Austin Lee
I don't think it was the bombshells that Hans was afraid in that pic
I think he saw modern day
Camden Wilson
Not all muslims
Thomas Scott
Alot of keks on pol happens
Josiah White
I would actually cry: Paris is fucking amazing and is pretty much the cultural capital of the western world imho. Plz no bully.
Colton Cox
12kt is an atomic fission weapon,fuck that's what you use as a catalyst detonator for a hydrogen bomb
Jose Morales
This. Even by mid 20th century standards, this is terrible.
Gabriel Reyes
That's a lot of friendly fire.
Anthony Martinez
never change leafs
Gabriel Murphy
Well for starters there'd be a booming new economy based on newly discovered sources of fried frog legs.
Ethan Young
The most realistic scenario, is that we invade whatever country the nuclear weapon came from because they obviously can't secure them. We then also go total war on the organization that did the attack. Would make 9/11's reaction look like a little league baseball game. Beside Sup Forums's sense of humor, most people would want War, even the most of the hippies.
Ian Ward
French fag here: >Mfw born and raised in Paris >Mfw my parent's house is less than a kilometer away from the thermal radiation radius >Mfw now they live in their second house in the country side >Mfw bitch ass ex-girlfriend lives right inside the radiation radius >Mfw she used to say that my right-wing views were cancerous >Mfw she literally dies within days of sandnigger-induced cancer
If you see this, get fucked C. you cunt
Also I think we'd go full apeshit. Should this happen between now and May 2017 we'd try to elect somebody even more hardcore than Marine Le Pen.
Seriously we'd all remember that we have the world's 5th best army as well as a permanent seat at the UN council and finally a couple nukes that are really taking too much dust.
>Tfw after a thousand years France leads the crusade back on
Easton Gray
Scenario 1: the weapon was manufactured by ISIL with Saudi help.
Scenario 2: the weapon was an ex-Kazakh nuke lost in 1991 and sold on the black market.
Scenario 3: the weapon was sold to ISIL by Pakistan.
Juan Bell
>They would kill more muslims than ethnic french people. True, but for ISIS, random muslims are haram because not following the sharia.
We need to think about those poor frightened muslims that have to live with racists blaming them for the attack. Islam and muslims have nothing to do with the attack, terrorists aren't muslims, they're are russians and chinese agents and we need to all grab a rifle and sacrifice our life to kill humans and let subhumans take over our land without resistance and i can't do that Sup Forums when will it stop. That peace, that status quo. When are we going to slaughter all these subhumans Sup Forums ? When ? When ? When ?
Jacob Wilson
>What are the political repercussions of this? Open borders, 1 billion euros to fund a EU project against islamophobia and blame put on Front nationale >What would happen? Flag filters and a manifestation for diversity.
Austin King
>What are the political repercussions of this?
Paris becomes visitable again
Nolan Carter
thanks, your obesity is world class as well
James Stewart
We would have infographics of how many muslims died in the blast proving that terrorism=/=islam
Oliver Cook
nukes aren't real
Oliver Perez
Stupid cosplaying gook.
Michael Anderson
12kt is normal sized for a portable nuke. Huge experimental nukes in the Mt range won't fall into enemy hands.
12kt in a major city center would be devastating
Colton Miller
oh what a happening that'd be.
Noah Sanchez
Regressive left claims its ok because brown people havent had a chance to engage in nuclear war yet.
Austin Ward
It would be the biggest happening since the end of WWII.
Ryan Rodriguez
besides the technical aspects of detonating a nuke in paris why would isis do this their bosses are not stupid enough to do it their soldiers are too stupid to pull this off
Jace Price
Millions die and French politicians increase the number of "refugees" to fill the gap in the population.
France becomes a caliphate within 5 years.
amirite?
Angel Jones
Someone has to eat the world's food
Jordan Carter
>12kt in a major city center would be devastating
it would, although the device exploding at ground level would be far from optimal.
a few 10000 deaths would be all i guess even if they managa to get it on the roof of a high building
Alexander Nguyen
Joke or not, this is factually true.
Lincoln Phillips
>came here to get actual answers >get shitposts instead I knew I should've posted this on /k/
Zachary Sanders
Full on door-to-door racewar shooting them in their homes.
Ryan Flores
Pretty much this.
Angel King
I'm just happy Pakistanis are dead.
Noah Young
Agreed, why would they detonate a nuke on their home turf? They all ready conquered Paris anyway.
Isaac Evans
You'll still be shitting in the street, who cares about your little neighbor paki-indi fight, you're not civilized.
Andrew Myers
France turn Syria into glass Russia turns France to glass America turns Russia to glass China turns America to glass
uK and best Korea are the new superpowers
Bentley Robinson
cologne.
screencap this
Josiah Morales
>They all ready conquered Paris anyway. Don't be so harsh.
Only the north of Paris, a third of the suburbs, half the metro stations and two train stations.
Dylan Hill
They might do it against "the great satan" where they have fewer invaders and a president who is wise to their games.
Isaiah Robinson
Tu parles français au moins, feuille à grande gueule? Prouve-le j'suis sur que même par écrit on entendra ton accent de québécois retardé?
James Sanders
BERLIN E R L I N
Jaxson Wilson
Truly the greatest power on earth.
Wyatt Walker
Didn't Nostradamus predict a nuke being detonated by Islamist in Lyons, France? Seems like everyone in this timeline knows France is going to get nuked. The funny thing is people will still defend Islam.
Xavier Williams
Dirty Bombs are utterly useless. Oh wow, you set off a bomb which shoots a chunk of radioactive material around the place. Some radiation is spread. Woop-de-do.
At worst it means a couple of months of decontamination shit.
Dirty Bombs are Weapons of Mass Disruption, not Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Noah Howard
En français il y a une espace devant le point d'interrogation, pour ton information.
Jackson Brooks
>What would happen? #notallmuslims
Michael Price
No more pesky "let's keep the middle east under control war".
Full out warfare against the entire middle east to completely destroy ISIS. Shitty geopolitics about whom is allowed or not allowed to have military in middle east is set aside for a temporary alliance between allied forces to complete the task.
Isaiah Evans
Êtes-vous en Corée temporairement ou pour devenir citoyen ? Et comment sont les gens là-bas, meilleurs ou pire que les Chinois ?
James Murphy
>a few 10000 deaths narrative set 5 days for those in middle east to clear out
Tyler Gonzalez
This.
Benjamin Sullivan
I genuinely think most of Europe would sperg out and start attacking Muslims and deporting them en masse. Leftists who played the 'not all' card would get attacked too. One paki shooting up a mall can be looked over by normies. A nuclear strike can't.
Jason Morales
>ISIS manages to detonate a 12kt nuclear bomb stolen from the Pakistani arsenal in Paris.
>What are the political repercussions of this? >What would happen?
>Alternative scenario: >Saudi-funded, Pakistani-built nuclear weapon ends up in ISIS hands who in turn gives it to Chechen terrorists who blow up Volgograd.
>What happens next?
Oh boy, goodbye Khaaba
Aaron Edwards
it would be great because after that the right wings death squads should be release! and kebab will be remove from europe
Luke White
>Don't be so harsh. I am just being realistic, they wouldn't nuke Malmö either. >Only the north of Paris, a third of the suburbs, half the metro stations and two train stations. And? They are obviously winning the demographic battle against the french so why bother salting the earth? A standard terror attack with AK's and anfo bombs is more likely, specifically targeting christians or places full of degeneracy.
>They might do it against "the great satan" where they have fewer invaders and a president who is wise to their games. Yep.
Asher Jones
Do your research. First off, OP was talking about Paki nukes, and 12kt is about right. Second, we only have one kind of bomb left in the US arsenal that is over 1MT, and that is the B83 at 1.2MT. The W87s on the Minuteman IIIs have mostly been upgraded to 475KT and the W88s on the Trident IIs are 475KT.
Besides, 12KT is a bigger explosion than you can imagine.
Kevin King
remove israel as soon as US stop aid
Gavin Gray
Considérant qu'il est ici 2h30 du matin et que le soju fait son effet je pense qu'on m'excusera héhé
Je travaille à l'ambassade, j'y suis pour environ encore un an. Aucune envie (ni d'ailleurs de vraie possibilité) d'acquérir la nationalité. J'ai pas beaucoup croisé de chinois dans ma vie mais le peu que j'ai connu étaient vraiment le fond du panier... Les coréens sont donc un peu mieux, mais pas au niveau des japs
Brayden Anderson
LOOPER "im learning french, im going france" guy from future:"no, go china"
Gavin Baker
Source? Sounds unbelievable you fucking LARPer
Jace Perry
Perhaps, but a small 12-15kt fission device dispersing some cobalt 60 or other fun long-lived isotopes would kill 10s to 100s of thousands and contaminate millions potentially with the initial blast, and require years to decades of remediation.
Levi James
Literally everything Nostradamus said can be linked to political events in the world.
Cameron Roberts
You are beyond autistic. OP was asking "what if," not reporting news.
Jayden Long
A strongly worded #NotAllMuslims campaign on twitter
William Perez
Serious answer here to the Paris scenario.
France would:
1. Round up and deport all Muslim refugees within six months. If the EU tried to say anything, France would unilaterally and legislatively withdraw from the EU. 2. France would reach out to the US and Russia to form an ultraviolent coalition that would wipe ISIS out, occupy the Middle East and occupy Saudi Arabia with an express threat of nuking Mecca. 3. All three would declare that any future nuclear attacks on western nations would be considered a joint attack coordinated by Iran and Saudi Arabia, and would result in a full-scale nuclear retaliation on those countries.
Jayden Williams
Thing is mate, it's about 1:2 chance you're gonna get cancer anyway. Being contanimated isn't really a major problem. It's a disruptive and moral victory, not a dangerous one.
If they were going to do that shit, they'd just get a sympathetic person to grab them nuke material from Pakistan or India and sue that.
Ayden Gomez
um I think i can imagine it thanks since i was the one who posted this picture showing the results
yeah if they took it from the pakis your right but if they took an old russian one it could be upwards of 1 mt i agree though probably not any more and even that much would be rare
Julian Green
>3. All three would declare that any future nuclear attacks on western nations would be considered a joint attack coordinated by Iran and Saudi Arabia, and would result in a full-scale nuclear retaliation on those countries.
Iran and Saudi Arabia fucking hate each other and wouldn't cooperate for shit. Our ally, the Saudis, would most likely have a hand in it though.
Sebastian Hall
Pakistan would be stripped of its nuclear capabilities Trump would send an all out blitz in to pakistan and syria
Likely glass them
Billions raised for the relief efforts
Connor Robinson
It wouldn't matter. The point would be to keep the Wahhabists and Shia both under threat.
Nathan Walker
the standard russian Topol is 800 kt btw thats what im reffering too