If European countries were US states

If European countries were US states
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All I've heard about their states is that california is full of commies.

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tbqh

>continue'd

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France/Germany should be California and Austria should be Washington/Illinois

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Massachusetts for Ireland

Mississippi for portugal

>California
>not Spain, the actual Spic country in Euorpe, it's not even a meme

Belgium should be DC

Spain could be new mexico

Russia should obviously be Alaska

Beat me to it user

Denmark = Vermont

California obviously have to be the cuck central of Europe and also an economic powerhouse

Spain is obviously New Mexico

Netherlands / Belgium = Washington / Oregon

I was hoping for montana. That state has beautiful sites too.

France should be Canada (the 51st state)

Netherlands is NH
appears liberal on the outside, but actually has a decent portion of nationalists in there

Updated

Nah france should be jersey. They are noisy and annoying

Greece should be shit tier Mississippi

>Not Florida, land of crocodiles and rednecks like Grease

Texas machismo should be Germany power

Switzerland and Austria should be rocky mountain states like Colorado and Utah

DEFINITIVE

If Russia = Texas, Belarus = Oklahoma

Accurate.

I can go with this user

Fuck, that took me a minute.

Yea nah

Illinois?

It's because you're the fourth biggest guy in Europe, Illinois is the fourth biggest guy in the USA

rate

You're a big guy in your respective continent

Just randomly placing shit anywhere?

>Albania
>not Alabama

...wait who's stronger than us? If you unironically say UK, you will taste some made in Illinois nukes

This
Was about to say that
How much more obvious of a choice could there be?

Spain is Florida.

oh, ok, "biggest guy"...my bad, I'm stupid

wait

Who's bigger than us? Ukraine? Russia and Turkey =/= Europe...!

pretty sure Moldova would be Detriot

Sweden is Minnesota? Not something like Commiefornia? Pls.

>GA twice

Minnesota has the highest population of ethnic swedes and muslims out of all the states i believe. Fits perfectly

blame the OP not me

I'm the OP, you fuck

Of course Georgia should get to be Georgia

no, I'm in charge here

No, Florida could be New Jersey on account of all the wops, corruption and trash piling up

But shape, population and climate makes Italy the obivous Floridian choice.

Netherlands = New York, no question about it.

You're in for some charge alright

>turkey in europe
kys fag, all its good for is mexico and even that's praising the fucking roaches

well, it's not part of europe, I don't think I really implied that

>if european countries were
in the OP
off yourself promptly

>Georgia

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