If European countries were US states
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If European countries were US states
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All I've heard about their states is that california is full of commies.
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tbqh
>continue'd
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France/Germany should be California and Austria should be Washington/Illinois
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Massachusetts for Ireland
Mississippi for portugal
>California
>not Spain, the actual Spic country in Euorpe, it's not even a meme
Belgium should be DC
Spain could be new mexico
Russia should obviously be Alaska
Beat me to it user
Denmark = Vermont
California obviously have to be the cuck central of Europe and also an economic powerhouse
Spain is obviously New Mexico
Netherlands / Belgium = Washington / Oregon
I was hoping for montana. That state has beautiful sites too.
France should be Canada (the 51st state)
Netherlands is NH
appears liberal on the outside, but actually has a decent portion of nationalists in there
Updated
Nah france should be jersey. They are noisy and annoying
Greece should be shit tier Mississippi
>Not Florida, land of crocodiles and rednecks like Grease
Texas machismo should be Germany power
Switzerland and Austria should be rocky mountain states like Colorado and Utah
DEFINITIVE
If Russia = Texas, Belarus = Oklahoma
Accurate.
I can go with this user
Fuck, that took me a minute.
Yea nah
Illinois?
It's because you're the fourth biggest guy in Europe, Illinois is the fourth biggest guy in the USA
rate
You're a big guy in your respective continent
Just randomly placing shit anywhere?
>Albania
>not Alabama
...wait who's stronger than us? If you unironically say UK, you will taste some made in Illinois nukes
This
Was about to say that
How much more obvious of a choice could there be?
Spain is Florida.
oh, ok, "biggest guy"...my bad, I'm stupid
wait
Who's bigger than us? Ukraine? Russia and Turkey =/= Europe...!
pretty sure Moldova would be Detriot
Sweden is Minnesota? Not something like Commiefornia? Pls.
>GA twice
Minnesota has the highest population of ethnic swedes and muslims out of all the states i believe. Fits perfectly
blame the OP not me
I'm the OP, you fuck
Of course Georgia should get to be Georgia
no, I'm in charge here
No, Florida could be New Jersey on account of all the wops, corruption and trash piling up
But shape, population and climate makes Italy the obivous Floridian choice.
Netherlands = New York, no question about it.
You're in for some charge alright
>turkey in europe
kys fag, all its good for is mexico and even that's praising the fucking roaches
well, it's not part of europe, I don't think I really implied that
>if european countries were
in the OP
off yourself promptly
>Georgia
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