Tfw you'll be that dad who doesn't let his kids watch certain movies

>tfw you'll be that dad who doesn't let his kids watch certain movies
why did it have to come to this

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My dad did that and I respected his wishes so I turned on the History channel. It was far more interesting than spongebob IQ drain. As a teen I came back to some films to check them out but found most to be dull and stupid. And you don't have to be that dad that restricts movies, be that dad who always finds the cooler more mature films.

IDK, but the kids who were allowed to watch any movie always turned out worse.

>using Sausage Party for thread picture

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I saw Starship Troopers at the cinema with my parents when I was in Kindergarten, the only side effect was being obsessed with Sci-fi all my life.

I'm still here, whats up

W T F
movie is this ????
[pic related]

I feel the comical irony that you are laying out here OP, wtf
Wtf movie is this?
The far left female humanized food item looks like a fucking vagina , & whell look @ the rest ,..

What is that thing on the left? Some kind of pussy?

This.

My Kids love Star wars etc but I've told them no sponge bob etc and they are slowly but surley leaning towards more educational yet fun shows like How its made etc.

You have to guide them

That right there is what is known as a hot dog bun.

sausage party

hotdog bun

I've already had this in my mind that I'm going to have to do that when I have kids if I have kids

I'm just going to block Disney Channel mainly Nickelodeon and MTV

Cartoon network has some stupid shows but some are decent

So the hotdog bun literally looks like a pussy and the hotdog looks like a dick? Makes sense I guess...

This. You have to give them the good stuff.

My kids will see The Thing and Falling Down before they are 10.

>not redpilling your kid by showing him movies like Raging Bull, OldBoy(korean), and American History X
By the time I'm finished with my 10 year old he won't even want to watch DUDE WEED XD

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Oldboy fucked me up in a good way

Asians make some good fucked up movies. You should check out "Kokuhaku"

nice trips my man
but you fucking knew what you were doing by posting that piece of shit movie as the OP picture on the related question of parents not letting kids watch it.

Don't kid me.

I'll let my kid watch all the blue pilled shit he wants.

Then I'll drop the Redpills

Hey, old spongebob was good ok.

Dunno what you're point is my dude.

I always thought I'd be the Dad who let his kids have more freedom, but after watching pic related my opinion did a full 360 and walked away.

Damn straight.

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Saged.
We are being slammed because a major Obama supporter has been outed as a pedophile and because Clinton is losing in multiple states in the recount due to fraud.

>daughter being born in a matter of days
I've already laid out shit that will not fly with me as far as entertainment is concerned. No live action Nick or Disney, and animated needs to be monitored. CN is relatively uncucked, and old Sesame Street is still fine. Amy Schumer, Seth Rogen, amd Sarah Silverman are curse words in my house, and are not tolerated. I will raise my daughter to not be a slut by the age of 12 in spite of Hollywood's best attempts. We're also weebs so Dragonball, Sailor Moon, Studio Ghibli, and Card Captor Sakura will probably be prominant

godspeed user. just don't force the weebshit too much, weeb girls are some of the biggest sluts also

How do you think he met his wife?

Congrats. It's amazing what science can do these days. I assume you got a surrogate. How did you choose whose sperm to use, or did you do the whole swirl-the-samples-together thing?

That comes from low standards, hopefully my daughter has more self esteem than my wife. The 4 I listed are great kid stuff.

I dated a weebslut, didn't end up marrying that one though. I was my wife's first boyfriend and we lost our virignites to each other. Ruined my sheets.

>a fucking leaf
Just because getting cucked is your national past-time that doesn't mean it's everyone's

If you don't watch horror movies with your kids while they are young around starting age of 6 or 8, you are likely a sperg lord.

Just saying.

>We're also weebs so Dragonball, Sailor Moon, Studio Ghibli, and Card Captor Sakura will probably be prominant
>raising your kid with anime

Doing it right. Also old anime like The Moomins, Heidi of the Alps and Remi.

Is locon the most redpilled Jap?

You're a dumbass no different than fundamentalist Christian parents banning Harry Potter for promoting "witchcraft"

This, except I read because we didn't have History Channel.

Yea, they all turned into liberals who are offended by everything.

> CN uncucked

They just become the Cucktoon-Network when they cancelled world peace.

Your kids will turn out to be faggots because you want to control their life rather than simply teaching them principles and foundations.

> i won't allow my kids to do anything

You cucks are going to raise mega cucks. Your kids are going to see you as sperg lords and go run to the left.

dumb ass idiots.

oh whoops I misread the OP

sorry lad I had my jew stomping boots on.

>restricting stuff for your kid
>not exposing them to everything and teach them to think for themselves

It's as useless as banning porn because "THINK OF THE CHILDREN"

Not for kids anyway. It's a sexual movie.

>implying I'm not going to teach them good morals and principles
You really think that propaganda isn't utilized on children? You need to watch what goes on in a show to understand it, indoctrination starts early. I'm not going to be a parent that just throws their child in front of a TV, those are the worst. But I'm not going to hide entertainment from them because that's just as bad. If you're unable to rationally limit what your child is exposed to then you do not deserve to be a parent.

As far as CN I said relatively, and that's [AS] which has its head so far up Tim Heidecker's ass that you can't tell where he ends and they begin.

my first adult mpvie was Apocalypse Now

i must of been 13 i think

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>my first adult mpvie was Apocalypse Now

>Dad is staunchly against taking me to go see rated R and PG-13 movies as a kid, so I'm "behind" the kids whose parents take them to go see everything
>Once I turn 11 or 12, dad takes me to go see Apocalypto, Flags of our Fathers, and movies of that sort

Turns out he was a patrician all along and didn't want me to see shit

>shit talking my boi sponge

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my dad let me watch blazing saddles with my brothers when I was like 6
>mfw I called my brother a nigger because I didn't know it was a "bad word"

The true redpill is rather than telling your kids what to watch listen play etc, act as a rolemodel so they want to follow in your footsteps.
If you force rules upon your kids they will gravitate to the ideological opposite.
Ill be in fucking hysterics the day there are regular threads on Sup Forums with anons complaining about their extremely liberal teenagers after forcing conservative values down their throat throughout their early childhood.

>that kid's parents who didn't let him watch the Simpsons

>that kid's parents who didn't let him or his brother watch Harry Potter

>act as a rolemodel so they want to follow in your footsteps

Best advice in the whole thread. My parents were not at all domineering and allowed my brother and I plenty of freedom. With that said, they made it very clear what was expected of us and they lived by what they taught.

>That food orgy

Too bad the History Channel is complete shit now.

Their spinoffs can be OK though. Military History channel is kinda interesting, though a lot of it is BS.

That movie is literally the most blatantly obvious jewish propaganda i have ever seen.

A jew and a black conspire to have a white woman fuck the black guy, unravel a town, kill KKK and Nazi guys and leave off into the sunset together.

Directed by (((Mel Brooks)))

S C U M

heyooooooo

And it's gotten worse, the Nat Geo Channel is pretty good some times though.

This. As a kid watching Aliens and cool movies like that really shed my interest in 'kid' shows fast. That and most 'kid' shows now a days are CGI crapshoots or cultural marxist influenced trash. Even most new movies are hard to stand, action flicks move the camera around too much and sci-fi films rarely have good enough plots.
Aliens did it for me. Granted not long after I found Warhammer 40,000
I'm not too sure how my kids will turn out but I will probs have to restrict their exposure to leftist propaganda, and they will have a very good understanding of history, polotics and why certain ideas fail.

>showing your kids any cartoons
Total fucking waste of time, even more so than this website because at least you can learn about SOMETHING here. Even if it's just how the Left-wing likes to shill for the extermination of white people.

>my sister was so retarded she couldnt tell the movie was satire and had to explain it to her in detail
>she was 23 years old.

Holy shit, how can you be this dense, lay off the Jew hate sometimes dumbass. Mel Brooks is great. He doesnt even unravel a town, its brought together.