Welcome to Germany

>be me, german dude in small town
>decide to go for walk and pick up groceries on the way home
>immediately come across two brown dudes in linens argue in a language i've never heard
>walk 500m and see a group of black dudes shouting at each other in yet another language
>arrive at store
>drunk, shouting poles outside. business as usual, that's what poles do.
>inside, lots of russians buying wodka. of course.
>more black dudes buying lots of beer. no surprise here.
>turkish dude at register has no clue how to properly operate it
>calls another turkish dude
>turkroaches have been around here forever, so kind of understand them
>hear them talk about fucked it is that there are so many foreigners here
>mfw
>walk home
>along the way, see huge flock of turkish children with their broodsow mother carrying 20 bags of groceries

30 minutes outside, 5 different languages, none of them german.

this place is fucked.

so tolerant so progressive

You still got those gas chambers lying around, don't ya?

but you've got to admit - it works. People are doing their jobs, money is flowing, society is reproducing, lives are living. Nothing horrible is happening. Its all in your head.

You have to do something about them.

> Gas them
> You're our only hope

Maybe there is a bermuda triangle type of thing in the german area. Certainly would explain things.

>be me xD
>see foreigner :(
>day ruined FFFUUUUUUU-

What is the total population?

That's because your people are PC idiots. Same shit over here. I don't mind having foreigners who want to do honest work, pay their taxes and respect the law like I do, but importing degenerate roaches that not even their own countries want? Fuck no. Many feel the same way, few will say it out loud.

will you let me live there if I promise to learn the language and assimilate into the glorious german culture of scat fetishes and dry humor?

One of my buddies just came home on leave from Germany. Hes an LT, goes between Okinawa and Germany. He says were going to have war in Europe soon. Said in the town he is stationed at they made old inn keepers house shit refugees in their beautiful little inn.

The grunts hate the refugees and want to kill them.

why are you still awake? don't you have a job?

...

sounds like Houston. It's a shame you Europeans would give up the lovely lives you had like this but I suppose it's too late at this point.

>women are being kicked down stairs
>children are being raped
>ethnic germans are being outbred by subhumans
Yeah nothing horrible is happening sure

mfw this happens because he didn't do it

Maybe that's really what happened to Babylon. Rapefugees.

I fucking hate it here. Germany is so cucked.

If Brexit happens, I will emigrate to Britain. If not, then Switzerland.

>Nothing horrible is happening
except that German culture is getting cucked

Look on the bright side, at least your city doesn't have a murder rate higher than South Africa yet.

kill me

I see you've time-traveled here from the past

>turkroaches have been around here forever, so kind of understand them

kek you learned how to speak roach?

>Turks complaining about foreigners

RIP Germany.

>>turkroaches have been around here forever, so kind of understand them
>>hear them talk about fucked it is that there are so many foreigners here

They probably meant you.

>be me, Ayylmao on a small planet
>decide to go for flight to pick up speciemen with my sapceship.
>immediately come across two brown Ayylmaos in linens argue in a language i've never heard
>fly 500km and see a group of black Ayylmaos shouting at each other in yet another language
>arrive at some store
>drunk, shouting Ayylmaos outside. business as usual, that's what Ayylmaos do.
>inside, lots of Ayylmaos buying wodka. of course.
>more black Ayylmaos buying lots of beer. no surprise here.
>turkish Ayylmao at register has no clue how to properly operate it
>calls another turkish Ayylmao
>turkroaches have been on this planet forever, so kind of understand them
>hear them talk about fucked it is that there are so many Ayylmayos here
>mfw
>fly home
>along the way, see huge flock of turkish Ayylmaos with their broodsow mother carrying 20 bags of groceries.
>Abduct them.

ouch.