Be honest Sup Forums most of you are autistic neets living in your parents basement eating tendies and larping as Nazis

Be honest Sup Forums most of you are autistic neets living in your parents basement eating tendies and larping as Nazis.

I'm an aerospace engineer.

not in the basement, but pretty accurate desu

Upvoated.

Nope. I'm the homeless guy that posts here.

Yes. I have a job.

I'm an actual National Socialist and I don't live in the "basement" but I do live at my dad's house.

Machinist. At work.

It's all satire bud. Why do you need priors to appreciate good satire.

So am I but that only disqualifies you from the NEET category. You can still be an autist who lives in your parents' basement eating tendies and larping as a nazi.

I'm a retail banker with a wife and two kids, living in Wisconsin's most Jewish suburb.

>tfw always wishing my kike neighhbors a good morning with a smile and a wave
>tfw never mean it

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I live in my parents basement but I don't have autism, I have a job, and my diet is immaculate because I main board /fit/. I'm on track to get out of here soon as long as I stay sober for a while longer.

Sorry. Didn't mean to quote you. Meant to quote OP.

>Autistic
A little bit.
>Neet
Nope. I work and train everyday.
>parents basement
I live in a basement that I am renting out from a friend. However I am not related.
>Eating tendies
Nope.
>Nazi
I'm more of a conservative libertarian.

>I main board /fit/
degenerate homosexual detected

THIS IS YET ANOTHER DATA MINING THREAD.

DO NOT TAKE THE BAIT.

DO NOT REPLY WITH YOUR JOB DETAILS.

>You work at a bank. Am I suppose to be dazzled?
>> Well at least I don't live at home.
>Yeah, you live in a tiny shithole and you can't afford breakfast so you come here and you eat for free.

I'm eating dino nuggies cunt.

The thought of engaging in homosexual sex acts makes me become physically ill. Homosexual men are attracted to me like catnip though.

we dont have a basement here

I LIVE IN RAPE AND WORK AT YOUR FUCKING SISTER BITCH

i'm a 7 foot tall astronaut billionaire philanthropist with 7 Ph.Ds and like 40 girlfriends and i live in a castle

ADD ME ON MYSPACE YOU SOUND COOL

Jesus a leaf using his brain fucking rare mate

What's a neet? Seriously don't know. Please tell me

No basement, own the house, not larping - not even a little.

20 y/o neet here. It's too late for me isn't it?
Not autistic though so I got that going for me

>not autistic
>going for me
Get out

moot?

Yeah you showed them buddy

Computer Technician. Eating organic potatoes and wild shrimp all day faggot

I'm American. Just visiting.

>You work at a bank. Am I suppose to be dazzled?
Yes, you are. My income is 250% the national average household income and it's more than you make in a decade.

>Yeah, you live in a tiny shithole and you can't afford breakfast so you come here and you eat for free.
No, I live in a half-million dollar home probably 20 times the size of your parents' basement, and my wife makes me breakfast each morning.

I do have to admit being luckier than some of you guys. Dudes like me, Gen-Xers of average ability who went to state schools back when you could afford it by working part-time at a bar, and living in 90%+ white areas back before the H-series visa made it impossible to find quality work basically got life handed to us. All we did was show up and do what we were told. Now all a lot of you Millenials and Gen-Zers are gonna get is what's left over after the feminists and all the other grievance constituencies get done carving it up.

He was quoting a movie.

>autistic
Well I do spend my time collecting flags on a Mongolian finger painting forum...so check

>NEET
I have an AA in General Studies and worked for 2 weeks as a busboy...so I guess that still makes me a NEET right now though. Sigh and check

>living in your parents' basement
Aha! I am NOT living in my parents' basement but.... living in my bedroom I've had since I was 14...haha that doesn't count r-right?

>eating tendies
HA! I eat hot pockets not tendies!

>larping as Nazis
actually I enjoy larping as CTR 'cause it gets me more (You)s

19 y/o here, still stuck at home cause they sent me back to kindergarten in math so now I need to go though it again.

I don't think I'm retarded though.

*adjust pleated khakis*
Yup.
*looks about to make sure not being observed by jew neighbors or wife*
You're G-D right, pal.
*quickly gives Hitlergruß that could be explained away as a wave*
Friggin' Sieg Heil, buddy.

Yeah, well... it sounds like a fucking gay movie.

Critics hated it. I always thought it got a bad wrap. It was so bizarre and stupid that it managed to entertain me.

Considering most niggers are illiterate and are on social/welfare programs, they are no better than NEETs

Live with my mom, have my own room and it's not in the basement. Currently in college and senior year starts next fall (almost done finally). Help my mother pay a couples bills with my part time job. It's hard but I'll make it.
>not all of us are faggots

Wtf, I'm intrigued, share more

>be honest
Normies are so used to always lying that they do not understand that anonymity enables honesty.
Saged.
We are being slammed because a major Obama supporter has been outed as a pedophile and because Clinton is losing in multiple states in the recount due to fraud.

College grill living with bf

Dan?

Not in education, employment or training

No, sorry.

Yeah, except no basement and I eat very healthy most of the time and this makes me better than what you first assumed.

I also possess a 4-year degree in Biology, the softest of the hard sciences -- it took me 6 years to achieve.

Now I sit on my butt and work on my "art" -- I should get a job and will start looking tomorrow.

I lived in my truck in the woods for about 6 months once, went to the small local town for work (butcher) and supplies. Hunted when it was season, meat market I worked at let me store my game in the freezer.

Most introspective time of my life.

That's the forced meme

The reality is more like fight club. We are the guys that make your food and protect you from criminals/assassins.

I'm a vice president at a major bank.But I'm pretty NEETish in my habits, I admit.

Not really. We don't have basements thanks to earthquakes

I'm an autist who would be a NEET if my parents hadn't pushed me out when I was 22. I kind of have a history of sucking at life but I'm basically functional. My living space is nothing but anime figures and wallscrolls and other assorted weeb shit, but I have an apartment to myself and I support myself without assistance. Currently 33 going to school for programming because I never finished the first time around, not sure if that makes me better or worse. Hoping to get a decent job and maybe buy a condo or something in the next couple of years.

I'm a pathologist. Go get AIDS.

Working on my econ degree, senior year next fall. Planning on getting into banking. How demanding is the job? Will I still be able to have lots of time for myself?
>vidya
>animu
>degeneracy

I work for the MSM

The most Sup Forums thing that's ever been said on Sup Forums. Just missing an "ACKSHUALLY".

lol'd. Sure thing, sport.

YOUR OWN ROOM YOU SAY

Replace pretending to be a nazi with pretending to be white.

I'm an army combat vet, tire tech these days. Been around since 06.

I do wonder how many people here actually are autistic NEETs

The fuck is a tire tech bro? You work at midas?

>raises hand

Navy. Aviation maintenance.

I love it. I don't make a LOT of money, but I do well enough to buy the things I want. I have full medical, dental, and eye insurance. People say military medical care sucks (and it does), but if you're diligent about your paperwork you can make the system work for you. I get a housing allowance that, with a roommate, covers my rent, utilities, car payment, and car insurance.

My strong work ethic has brought me good success and even though I joined at 23, I've already caught up to age group in rank.

I get to work on badass aircraft, I get paid good money to go party my dick off in the desert a few times a year and in Key West.

I do have to put up with shitheads and retards. The military is a microcosm of the population as a whole. It's a give and take. I'd rather work with somebody with a strong back and a weak mind than somebody who thinks they're the smartest person in the world.

I've met awesome people, seen awesome things, and outside of the gays and some POC's, the people are almost entirely gun-loving conservatives. I disagree with most conservatives, but like working with retards, I'd rather work around a bunch of right wingers than crybaby liberals.

>tl;dr - Navy. Ain't bad.

You seem like an all right guy, don't go to the backyard.

Work at a Loves Truck Stop. Checking, changing, mounting, fixing etc tires on big rigs. Alongside any random ass manual labor or janitorial shit that needs doing and so on. Get paid for call outs to roadside service too. Benefits, 401k, diesel mechanic apprenticeship program, not bad overall.

THEY'RE NECKBEARDS