Why dont you go outside and form relationships user ?

why dont you go outside and form relationships user ?

What is the practical application of a relationship? It's fuck me then fuck OFF.

Nah. That's for attractive people.
I'll just stay here and shitpost.

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I'm autistic (not the fake I read the DSM and I now have it, kind)

So I guess you can say I'm underprivileged

Because plebs do stupid shit like drink shit beer like "natty" and four loco in some random crawl space and think its cool or edgy.

no money x.x

why dont you just manipulate them and get laid then ? it really is that easy.

shut the fuck up, roach

Because I'm married

I do go outside and I'm in a relationship.

Why do you drink malted homeless piss?

>tfw you'll never tank multiple cans of 4Loko with three teenage grills in a crawlspace

Why even live?

Just looking at those beverages makes me want to puke in a plastic trashcan liner.

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Been there done that. Now give me more redpills

Hey I got a bit of respect for the bitch drinking four loko, assuming its not after they neutered it.

>not drinking 4loko gold i.e. best flavor
>sitting in a crawlspace


I didn't know stacies could be autistic too.

Why don't you go outside and finally admit the Armenian Genocide?

been der done dat

True, nothing turns me in more than seeing a qt down one of these and not give a shit. Ultra rare though

Really? Is this some kind of an American traditional pastime, well kept from the rest of the world?

r u me?

>smart phone face down on rough concrete
Fucking women

What is it? Some shitty sugary drink with a high alcohol content?

I have no reason to

for some reason I thought they were under a pier at the beach

Sorry girls, Im taken

i tried relationships, almost proposed to her, ended up getting used and dropped by her instead

Those girls better have a foursome with me if i'm going to be an uncultured swine and drink that garbage.

>proposed to her
wtf were you 13 years old

They're barely even stacies, they look like a stereotypical lesbian outcast clique

I don't like people

was 23 and naive, had the strange idea that having been together for 4 years that she loved me

i did all that when i was younger

im 24 now, and i ride solo and i fucking love it

maybe if i meet someone im attracted to who is also really cool, but that is doubtful so im just good chilling

Because I am a ugly guy with poor social skills.

Gg ima sodoku soon

You didn't know that women will stay with people they dislike?

Pretty much. It used to be an "energy drink beer," so it had caffeine (can't remember how much) and 12% abv, in a 24 oz can. College kids were blacking out from the combination of alcohol and caffeine so they recalled them and made a new version with no caffeine.

It was originally an alcoholic energy drink. It was a huge meme drink when it first came out and it got even worse because the FDA banned the original formula so then drinking it became badass and edgy.

It's basically the signature drink of a 15 year old from the mid to late 2000s.

even pathetic guys like you can be with other pathetic guys, you live in Germany head to your nearest furry or d&d group :).

Do you want to come in Europe? To rape blonde girls?

What did he mean by this?

is panama a country? i thought it was a canal

I don't really like post pubecent, but i don't want to become a child abuser. So i just stay at home an fap to lolis.

I don't want to go outside and talk to sluts. But I do socialize with people on a limited basis.

you tend not to think that the woman you are planning to spend the rest of your life with is only with you still because she needs your help to get her life together

Is that peter the deleter?

It didn't even make it to Canada lol
By the time it was here it was already illegal to sell mixed caffeine+alcohol drinks

*unzips dick*
*farts, shits and cums at the same time*

y-you too

>dont you want to drink alcohol and be a degenerate goy?

YOU GIRLS BETTER GET OUT FROM UNDER MY PATIO!

I'm married.

It was essentially an energy drink, that was mixed with a 40oz malt liquor
Can wasn't 40oz but it was 12%

>people were getting too fucked up, so they were forced to change it..or so the story goes.

Easy for you to say. I'm a Finn.

My day ends at 2pm and people are bewildered I find 5pm to be too late in the day to do anything.

There aren't many people around in the morning other than senior citizens and single mothers in grocery stores. No thanks.

Lol at the picture

It had like 500mg of caffeine, most energy drinks have less caffeine than a typical cup of coffee. Even NOS in that giant blue bottle only has like 140mg or something, which is basically a strong cup of coffee.

yes, who do you think the canal belongs to? lmao

>four loco

SOMBADYS GON GET RAPED TONITE

there is an entire generation of 14 year old girls who party and drink all the fucking time. Go to any small town in Iowa.

i grew up

"go outside and meet people" is really just some thing repeated by old people and have no connection to reality whatsoever.
most people connect based on their statues, natural connection barely ever happens

I get bored whenever I go out tbqh

people don't seem to like me

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Bullshit, they still sell them butt they're coolers that are 7%.
12% malt liquor used to be the norm, axe head watermelon was very popular when I was in HS

And this should cheer me up?

I am not working out like crazy and watching what I eat to fuck fat dudes.

>4.7 shots of vodka

oh lol so that explains why I puke after drinking three of these in under an hour.

They sell it without alcohol or without caffeine. You're not allowed to sell mixed caffeine/alcohol drinks anymore and if bars serve you drinks that require caffeine they're supposed to make you mix them yourself.
If a bar doesn't force you to mix your caffeine and alcohol together yourself you are allowed to sue them actually.

tfw mid to late 2000s were 10 years ago

Statues or status?
Heeb, tell me what you mean!

But I'm in a relationship Kemal.

Because I rather would chop of my dick than having to socialise with those """"""" people""""""

Eeew I hate these bydlo drink.
Shit like this is cutter degeneracy anyone who drink it is a degenerate.

But I'll miss new memes

use grindr if you are into fucking dudes, you don't even have to socialize. my brother is also a fit autist and he found a bf np :).

Underrated

It also had guarana, ginseng and all the other usual suspects.

what i meant to say that people are dumbing down themselves on purpose to connect with as many people possible.

people fear being alone and rejected more than they fear of being dumb and uneducated

>Kemal
how did you fucking know ?

I'm too much in pain from my previous relationship that lasted 1,5 years... I'm single for 5 years now. Every other girl I like and try to make contact with push me away cause I lack confidence and self esteem. I'm mostly a mess, but not like I'm not trying.
There are girls who like me tho, but then I'm the picky bitch and I just don't feel like I could date someone just to break up the next week due to my incompetence to love someone who I don't find attractive... So yea.

cause you're a cunt

In almost every liquor store in Alberta they sell rockstar coolers?
>literally says on the can, energy + vodka

But where do the crawlspaces come in?

g...g...g..g..g.. go?

outside?

OUTSIDE IS SCARY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you are always gonna be like this unless you grow up some balls and date those subpar chicks, even if you break up they are good for practice.

>natty
You know these skanks are down to fuck on the first date.

They removed the caffeine

Because I don't want to go outside and form relationships.
Also Sweden, I'd rather not go outside and get shot.

*raped

>why dont you go outside and form relationships user ?
cuz "outside" is full of niggers and sandniggers

I don't believe you

America

coward
thanks for the free canal famalama :^), get outjewed

Come to Straya.

Already have 2 kids. Women my age are shit tier left overs. I moved to an island, I live there during the summer. Lots of foreigners there. I will eventually pick one up and make even more white babies.

I guess you are right... Might would give me some confidence boost, just that I'm afraid to disappoint others too. But I guess that's life.

There's certain workarounds.
It still has caffeine, just not a lot. The laws states it has to come from natural sources only which means if you'd want like 100mg+ of caffeine your drink would taste like shit.
So now they only have like 15-20mg of caffeine cause the impurities ruin the taste.

I try sometimes but then i get super drunk. Then i offend people or piss them off. I only go out to go to college. I just dont like people i guess.

Cheers oldfag.

>sour canned pre-mixed alcoholic drinks

has science gone too far?

I drank them in the military for the soul reason of they were not impossible to drink fast and would fuck you up fast.

We used to beer bong those suckers. Just two and i would kick back.