HAPPENING: 6.8 QUAKE IN CALI

ON A FAULT LINE

WEST OF FERNDALE

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IT'S HAPPENING

CATACLYSM INCOMMING

THE BIG ONE GET IN HERE

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SHE'S GONNA GO BOYS

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NEWS REPORTS CONFIRMING, POSSIBLY A 6.9

live nearby, didn';t even feel it.

bumpening

we need a 13.3 earthquake to finally take those fuckers down

11.1 for keks glory

anything over 10 is just overkill

>not an 8 or 9

>not in the middle of LA or SF

It's nothing.

Damn

PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN

HOL UP, if the big one happens will Australia's east coast get a tsunami? Or will the islands and the reef protect us?

This is keks punishment

>6.8 QUAKE
>happening
only when that shithole falls of the US can I be satisfied

the gigantic fucking ocean known as the Pacific will protect us

I live in Ferndale, Ca.
I didn't feel much. Good shake or two. Seemed to go on for a while.

We've gotten high waves from earthquakes in other countries before, I think the Japanese quake caused some swells. I'm not sure how big the big one would actually be so I was just wondering.

>earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

I didn't feel shit.

I and I live in SF.

>tfw everyone in California is doing a Michael J Fox impression whether they want to or not

>I and I
hello Rastafari

Let's shake san fran, doubles for incoming happening!

ah fuck this gay humanity.

Only an 8+ magnitude does anything you dumb faggots

>The 6.8 is just a foreshock
>The big one is the 11.1 that hits tomorrow
>California gets hit with a huge tidal wave that completed washes out the southern coast
>This is the closest the welfare monkeys and libshits get to their #Calexit

roll em!

re-roll

Top fucking kek

again

NO MORE ILLEGAL VOTERS BOOSTING THE POPULAR VOTE

BYE AUTOMATIC 55 DEMOCRAT ELECTORS

SEND A POSTAL WHEN YOU PASS BY HAWAII BYE

Do you not learn about Earth quakes in school in America?

>What is a fore-shock?
>What is a Strike-slip fault?

The big one is coming.

>tfw califaggia gets washed out to the sea and trump wins in a landslide in 4 years

We need a 7.77 or 8.88 or even better so 9.99 to happen for the glory of Kek.

Repeating dgits quake = maximum liberals BTFO

BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT

We need a thread to start whipping up the level of meme magic required to make either the Cascadia subduction zone quake or the Big One happen to California.

>MFW

>we can actually tell when a earth quake is going to hit
lmao

I came here to post this about Calexit. Good job user.

shake it off

The tailoring of this dress swiftly makes my kok hard.

did I say that?
Obviously we can't, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun and have a Happening thread.
Fuck off.

>San Andreas fault fucking floors it to 11.1
>Cali gets torn off and plunged into the ocean immediately
>Most of the 55 Electoral votes are gone
>Only remaining areas of Cali are the eastern always-Red counties

Please kek

>opens up rsoe edis to check out calexit
>glances at europe
>bird flu fucking everywhere

Guys? What the hell?

LONG HAVE WE WAITED

I hope Kek does away with the Bay Area.

whoah leave cascadia out of this

it isn't happening amerifats have cartoon houses they will be fine

too far north
too off coast

kek not pleased

It could be a foreshock, my bet is that if it is, the main shock would be an 8.5 or greater and cause probably a 10-15 foot tsunami.

START FOCUSING THE MEME MAGIC.

PRAISE KEK!!

>you will never wake up to taytay softly singing in your ear as she squirms in to cuddle you before you start feeling her up until shes wet enough to plow

Wow. It's fucking nothing once again.

ptwc.weather.gov/ptwc/text.php?id=pacific.TIBPAC.2016.12.08.1456

EVALUATION
----------

* AN EARTHQUAKE WITH A PRELIMINARY MAGNITUDE OF 6.8 OCCURRED
OFF THE COAST OF NORTHERN CALIFORNIA AT 1450 UTC ON THURSDAY
DECEMBER 8 2016.

* BASED ON ALL AVAILABLE DATA... THERE IS NO TSUNAMI THREAT
FROM THIS EARTHQUAKE.


It's
literally
nothing.

As someone who lives in the bay area I would gladly watch the waves crash and sweep this shit out to sea if it saved the rest of the world.

GET SUMMONING HERE LADS

WE NEED KEK NOW!!

I don't think it was possible to feel it on land.

I call upon you now KEK in our time of need, please make this happening result in the destruction of many thousands of liberals.

It's not meant to be...
Or is it?

I hope Jay Leno takes the hint and gets all those beautiful cars he's been restoring out of California.

Also, what magnitude is required for the faultline to go splody? 9,something iirc.

My last two digits with "." In between are the magnitude of the big one!

Holy KEK... cap this!!!!!

> California initiates earthquake protocol, secedes from continental US

Let it happen soon since the Raiders are already in KC by now.

Oh that will do

You fucker you realize what you've just done?

WITNESSED!!!
CHECKED!!!!!

PRAISE KEK!

SHADILAY!!!!!

SHADILAY

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
>captcha: calhoun sculpture

Bay Area: didn't feel anything either.

>6.5
>middle of the ocean
pfffff

Praise KeK

>implying Commiefornias faults aren't ready to snap like twigs from any minor quake.

Nip, when the big one hits, you may wanna get to the western coast of your island, because when CA sinks, your country, along with most of the pacific rim will have some shit to deal with.

...

praise KEK for san andreas fault happening

allahu akbar friend

>flag

Enjoy the boot after Brexit Moohamhead

>tfw basically live on top of a fuckhuge fault
gimme a hug, man

hey hey hey HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

DELETE THIS!!!

Shadilay

Shadilay indeed.

Don't kid yourselves. You're about 6 years away from being just as Cucked as California.

9.9?! You're crazy! The whole western US will be shook to pieces!

FUCK I LIVE IN SEATTLE
IF THAT FAULT GOES I'M FUCKED

let's praise kek for it to happen this month

Better go pick up your wifes son from school and gtfo of there.

Donald Trump won so hard the Californians are now truly literally shaking.
Is there something the madman can't do??

HOLY FUCK, MEME MAGIC IS REAL
SHADILAY MY FRIENDS

habbining

kek

Even nature is on his side :^)

#NotAllFaultLines

Incoming 9.9 will help California secede

The Pacific will go around California and meet up at the San Andreas fault line.

Nips won't notice that. Only if the quake is in the ocean will they notice the tsunami.

# LITERALLY SHAKING

jesus fucking christ, that's close to te juan de fuca plate, which is way bigger than the san andreas fault.

San francisco is about to be reduced to fucken rubble!

i live in LA and i dont want the big one to happen

i dont want to die

>current year
>wanting to live
why are you even here faggot

>tfw California has the largest aussie and kiwi population out of all of the states

A 9 on the new richter scale is like a 5 on the old one.

so, it's fucking nothing

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

shadilay!