What are the best ways to test if my son is gay?

What are the best ways to test if my son is gay?

Go on /f/ and find the Gay Test .swf

But you're Turkish so he'll atleast be a huge faggot.

Put a dick in his mouth..

Whip out your dick and see if he gets excited.

rape him a bunch of times and then you know he will turn out like his gay father

Whistle near his ass and watch for the echo

Give him the cock, roach.

How old is he? It doesn't make much sense to test a toddler.

All you turkey mudeslimes brown people are deeply closeted, especially the conservatives. You days of kebabing Europe will soon come to an end, we're fed up with your mudslimic bullshit.

Go suck a clerks dick you down low mudslime bortherhood piece of shit fuckboi.

Kek

Do some oil wrestling with him and feel if he gets hard.

>order an ass toy on amazon
>when it arrives open the package and be like 'haha omg son check this out they sent me the wrong package'
>then exaggeratingly throw it in the garbage
>check the garbage the next morning to see if it's still there
Easy money

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how old is he?

suck his dick.

ASK WHAT HIS NAME IS

IF HE DOESN'T REPLY WITH "ROACH 'LIKE THE COCK, GET THE SHOCK" ROACHLETT" HE'S A FAG

kek this

If he's never had a gf he's probably gay tbqh

If he's a Boy Scout.

Now I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gay,
But they can probly "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways

Wave a dick in front of his face.
If he opens his mouth...... he's probably gay

Put him on Sup Forums and see if feminine penis makes him hard

Fuck him in ass. If it's tight, than you mistaken him.

DID THAT WORK ON YOUR SISTER, IVAN??

dude I fisted ya mum, one in her cunny the other up her asshole. Your mum is such a dirty slut, she fucking loved it.

>Australian """""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""

Fuck his boipussy

Fuck him in the arse, see if he comes

his the one that went low enough to be so vulgar to Ivan. I thought I should tell him that his mum is a dirty slut, she licked my asshole later while I jerked off onto photos of him as a baby

Diddle fiddle him as a kid.
This way it's likely he'll grow up to fiddle kids and his bp will be save from aids niggers.

Firecrackers, faggots hate firecrackers.

Show him a nice pair of tits

Fuck him in the ass and see if he cums.

Since you live in turkey, if he gets stoned to death, you have your answer.

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Does he want to hop borders into sweden?

almost got me
it's obviously a frog

If you stick your dick up his ass and he gets an erection.

thats a fucking bird m8

Drive down the road. If he looks at men instead of girls then he's gay.

nipples aren't pink, not white