Reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.
Do your part and help a bogan out.
Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him vegemite is a real food.
Australians are an important part of Sup Forums ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place.
fuck off punce the only way Im getting depressed is if I see more than 2 niggers in my city in a day.
John Lewis
You must live in Perth
Caleb Nelson
Was expecting Antony
Nathan Collins
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Nicholas Sanchez
>Slow internet
Guarantee my internet is better than yours Sven.
Ian Hughes
>Better internat than a Swede
Julian Garcia
Everytime I see this pic, all I can see is the dick nose. It gives me a smile.
Kayden Nelson
>falling for the australian meme
welcome to Sup Forums newfag, now stop posting, and go watch some threads.
Henry Torres
Australia has very high rates of suicide, my father committed suicide by gassing himself with his car in the garage 2 months before i was born
we don't shitpost because we want to, we shitpost because we have to, it is what makes us feel like we belong somewhere
Ryder Powell
Literally
Chase Ward
Sweden has one of the best internet infrastructures on the planet. You can live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and still have a 100/100 connection.
Connor Green
post yours
Jayden Thomas
>Australia
You mean South China?
Jackson Smith
I care 4 u lil wallaby
Owen Cruz
We are just waiting for our turn to turn this place into pandemonium
Jaxon Cooper
I was talking to a friend of mine about Australians and laughing at the aussie punching a kangaroo in the face to save his dog.
He made a good point about Australians, they seem to know exactly what to do in any given situation. Like "oh a kangaroo is trying to kill my dog, I'll just punch it in the face"
How do you all do this
Wyatt Allen
Post IPtest results
Joseph Cox
How else you going to stream interracial porn so efficiently?
Levi Gomez
>tfw i have to wait another month to upgrade to 10Gb from 1Gb
feels good to be amerifat
Jace Barnes
Instinct because everyone is drunk and could try and fight you every second of everyday
Joseph Kelly
>Sweden download is mildly better than Australia on a Friday morning just before work >MFW better ping than Swedish 'masterrace' esports players
Chuckling
Cooper Bailey
>1ping
Try it off campus tho you're connecting you the Uni servers for the test.
Landon Jackson
I have >0pong suck shit mate
Gabriel Long
it's 7:13 am in australia, only patricians are awake, neets are asleep until 11am
Samuel Bell
no
Cameron Morales
lol, ping is mainly determined by distance to server >mfw he can't even internet
Now, for understanding why you have slow internatz, try switching to a European or American server and watch your speed reach stone age tier.
Easton Flores
Come home, Australian man
Jackson Gray
>implying all the servers aren't in Melbourne (some in Sydney)
I get 5 ping to patrician game servers
Jaxon Jones
Does Assange post here under an Aussie flag? Man's the world's best troll.
Zachary Ward
Implying not every single post on Sup Forums is a cry for help.
Wyatt Evans
^he's right you know
Luke Davis
Wow, it's like he knew.
Eli Ross
What are you having for breakfast?
Jonathan Nguyen
I am home, i'm in my home right now. What are you talking about
Christopher Jackson
>Implying Emu's didn't do it as a falseflag
Samuel Robinson
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Charles Morales
enough of this
Kayden Long
Depressed? Oi nah mate, we're fine! Best internet in the world, can't argue with it.
I am feeling a bit down right now actually. My cousin's wife just messaged me. She's pregnant with my child and she wants to keep it :(
Jordan Morris
at least he will raise a child with part of his blood line. It's less degenerate then him raising a nigger
Zachary Peterson
whats ur isp?
Lucas Brown
having a cuppa of green tea m8s
Ryder Scott
We win
Elijah White
ofc we love/hats aussies without their shitposting Sup Forums would be boring as hell
Christopher Rivera
There, there, mate. Don't worry, it'll all be fine at least vegemite is a real food right?
Nolan Jackson
woah i feel like a prole with my 60mb/s internet
Elijah Turner
>>>>>abocore
Matthew Cox
I'm having a whole of Old Pulteney 21 for brekky.
They've been trying for kids for the past year and a half but turns out he's firing blanks. Well, at least they'll have a kid to raise up together.
Oliver Gray
surprise her with an all expenses paid trip down the stairs, m8
Ayden Foster
Am i the only one that still has a shit load of weet bix in the morn?
Parker Peterson
this. i don't believe you swede
Kayden Watson
You funny cunt. Had considered spiking her drinks with abortion pills but he's happy that "they're preggo".
Logan Ross
I don't understand why Australian and Canadian posters specifically, compete in shitposting and desu I prefer aussie posts to leaf posts anyday because leaf posts are almost entirely garbage
Connor Davis
The swede is right, Sweden has one of the best, if not the best Internets in the world. They're still cucks though.
Adrian Sanchez
and you are his close relative so it is more like his own child then if he got some donated sperm of something. It's a good thing, I would say his wife did this on purpose because she cares about the white race
Gavin Baker
I usually have eggs, bacon rashers and a crumpet for brekky. But this bottle of single malt is what I need right now.
Christian Jackson
>burgers >real food
Aiden Miller
>1 post by this ID
Logan Morris
Cousin and I are Asian tho. She's a filthy race-mixing Kraut.
David Bailey
get the fuck out of my country
Jordan Price
OP is not a faggot for once. Thanks OP.
David Green
Release the emuhs!!!
William Carter
she's really your sister isn't she? that's how you ended up in australia isn't it?
Zachary Ward
Haha no. My extended family owns a significant proportion of the Sydney, Brisbane and Gold Coast CBDs. I own several properties in Adelaide myself.
This is our country, mate ;^)
Jose Wilson
Nope. An outsider marrying into our family.
Adam Jenkins
No it isn't, when the race war starts you wont own shit. Open your eyes, oh wait you can't
Luis Flores
Wtf I hate Chinese ppl now
John Butler
literally why we fucking hate asians, buying up all the houses they dont need
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Christian Rivera
>ppl
Jordan Campbell
on the plus side I'm guessing ya'll don't have much of a stray cat and dog problem
Noah Wilson
same is happening in the states and Canada. You know how many gooks own skyscrapers in NYC? I know one, just for rent for a restaurant in NYC, was $30,000 a month. That's just the restaurant. How much was he making off the apartments above it?
Cooper Collins
Hey I didn't any access to my family's money until I was 21. Before then, I worked my ass off and bought 3 houses in developing suburbs. Worked up a bit of a debt until just a couple of years ago.
Now, I've retired at 28, living off rent and some investments here and there.
You guys are just lazy as fuck without any initiative and financial savvy.
Christopher Martin
I make a good spare chunk of cash selling peoples pets to chinks
must be pretty stressful living in a land you are not evolutionarily suited to. sweating all the time, rash around your ballsack, abo women giving you the eye and licking their lips, the sun an oppressive ball of hateful fire in the sky...
Xavier Stewart
It's a meme. You're obviously more autistic than me and I bet you don't know how to harness the power of it pleb
Leo Lopez
Fuck off, Tazmanian
Hudson Green
Eww, talk about degeneracy.
Literally American Hillbilly tier.
Dominic Anderson
We all were drunk at my penthouse and my cousin passed out on the couch. She came into my room and started sucking muh dick. Next thing you know, we fucked like crazy for 5 hours until the afternoon.
I should have rubbered up :(
Carter Sullivan
Welp, you reap what you sow. Hope you two fucks get caught and have to pay child support.
Ayden Scott
His close family (father really) is even richer than mine. I don't think she wants to compromise that arrangement.
Plus, they live on the other-side of the country anyway.
Noah Evans
Don't worry AUS-bros...
We will help you defeat the emu's
Daniel Flores
>We will help you defeat the emu's
And the wizard spiders.
Julian Jenkins
>And the wizard spiders.
And the flying sharks.
Josiah Allen
Fuck you! You dont tell me what I feel!
Sebastian Adams
>And the flying sharks.
And the FLYING wizard spiders.
Oliver Bell
>And the FLYING wizard spiders.
And the sentient firestorms.
Owen Nelson
Mate, you got to fuck your cousin ragged and it sounds like it won't come back on you. Life's not so bad.
Dominic King
She preggo tho. I don't want any children apart from having one with my waifu in the future.
Samuel Powell
Kill mentally ill people who shitpost while on welfare
Alexander Taylor
this pasta has been off the menu for a long time; so glad it's back!
Ethan Murphy
>because you're aggressive >FUCK OFF, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT CUNT
Yeah, but it sounds like she's quite happy to perpetuate the lie. Relax lad, you're not the first man to get away with making someone else unknowingly raise his kid.