Reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help

Reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.

Do your part and help a bogan out.

Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him vegemite is a real food.

Australians are an important part of Sup Forums ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place.

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no

fuck off cunt ay we're happy as long as we have the music of our people

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fuck off punce the only way Im getting depressed is if I see more than 2 niggers in my city in a day.

You must live in Perth

Was expecting Antony

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>Slow internet

Guarantee my internet is better than yours Sven.

>Better internat than a Swede

Everytime I see this pic, all I can see is the dick nose. It gives me a smile.

>falling for the australian meme

welcome to Sup Forums newfag, now stop posting, and go watch some threads.

Australia has very high rates of suicide, my father committed suicide by gassing himself with his car in the garage 2 months before i was born

we don't shitpost because we want to, we shitpost because we have to, it is what makes us feel like we belong somewhere

Literally

Sweden has one of the best internet infrastructures on the planet. You can live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and still have a 100/100 connection.

post yours

>Australia

You mean South China?

I care 4 u lil wallaby

We are just waiting for our turn to turn this place into pandemonium

I was talking to a friend of mine about Australians and laughing at the aussie punching a kangaroo in the face to save his dog.

He made a good point about Australians, they seem to know exactly what to do in any given situation. Like "oh a kangaroo is trying to kill my dog, I'll just punch it in the face"

How do you all do this

Post IPtest results

How else you going to stream interracial porn so efficiently?

>tfw i have to wait another month to upgrade to 10Gb from 1Gb

feels good to be amerifat

Instinct because everyone is drunk and could try and fight you every second of everyday

>Sweden download is mildly better than Australia on a Friday morning just before work
>MFW better ping than Swedish 'masterrace' esports players

Chuckling

>1ping

Try it off campus tho you're connecting you the Uni servers for the test.

I have >0pong
suck shit mate

it's 7:13 am in australia, only patricians are awake, neets are asleep until 11am

no

lol, ping is mainly determined by distance to server
>mfw he can't even internet

Now, for understanding why you have slow internatz, try switching to a European or American server and watch your speed reach stone age tier.

Come home, Australian man

>implying all the servers aren't in Melbourne (some in Sydney)

I get 5 ping to patrician game servers

Does Assange post here under an Aussie flag? Man's the world's best troll.

Implying not every single post on Sup Forums is a cry for help.

^he's right you know

Wow, it's like he knew.

What are you having for breakfast?

I am home, i'm in my home right now. What are you talking about

>Implying Emu's didn't do it as a falseflag

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enough of this

Depressed? Oi nah mate, we're fine! Best internet in the world, can't argue with it.

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fucking straya.

I am feeling a bit down right now actually. My cousin's wife just messaged me. She's pregnant with my child and she wants to keep it :(

at least he will raise a child with part of his blood line. It's less degenerate then him raising a nigger

whats ur isp?

having a cuppa of green tea m8s

We win

ofc we love/hats aussies without their shitposting Sup Forums would be boring as hell

There, there, mate. Don't worry, it'll all be fine at least vegemite is a real food right?

woah i feel like a prole with my 60mb/s internet

>>>>>abocore

I'm having a whole of Old Pulteney 21 for brekky.

They've been trying for kids for the past year and a half but turns out he's firing blanks. Well, at least they'll have a kid to raise up together.

surprise her with an all expenses paid trip down the stairs, m8

Am i the only one that still has a shit load of weet bix in the morn?

this. i don't believe you swede

You funny cunt. Had considered spiking her drinks with abortion pills but he's happy that "they're preggo".

I don't understand why Australian and Canadian posters specifically, compete in shitposting
and desu I prefer aussie posts to leaf posts anyday because leaf posts are almost entirely garbage

The swede is right, Sweden has one of the best, if not the best Internets in the world. They're still cucks though.

and you are his close relative so it is more like his own child then if he got some donated sperm of something. It's a good thing, I would say his wife did this on purpose because she cares about the white race

I usually have eggs, bacon rashers and a crumpet for brekky. But this bottle of single malt is what I need right now.

>burgers
>real food

>1 post by this ID

Cousin and I are Asian tho. She's a filthy race-mixing Kraut.

get the fuck out of my country

OP is not a faggot for once. Thanks OP.

Release the emuhs!!!

she's really your sister isn't she? that's how you ended up in australia isn't it?

Haha no. My extended family owns a significant proportion of the Sydney, Brisbane and Gold Coast CBDs. I own several properties in Adelaide myself.

This is our country, mate ;^)

Nope. An outsider marrying into our family.

No it isn't, when the race war starts you wont own shit. Open your eyes, oh wait you can't

Wtf I hate Chinese ppl now

literally why we fucking hate asians, buying up all the houses they dont need

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>ppl

on the plus side I'm guessing ya'll don't have much of a stray cat and dog problem

same is happening in the states and Canada. You know how many gooks own skyscrapers in NYC? I know one, just for rent for a restaurant in NYC, was $30,000 a month. That's just the restaurant. How much was he making off the apartments above it?

Hey I didn't any access to my family's money until I was 21. Before then, I worked my ass off and bought 3 houses in developing suburbs. Worked up a bit of a debt until just a couple of years ago.

Now, I've retired at 28, living off rent and some investments here and there.

You guys are just lazy as fuck without any initiative and financial savvy.

I make a good spare chunk of cash selling peoples pets to chinks

I'm curious, is her pussy horizontal or vertical?

>not being ironically depressed

Depends on how she was positioned at the time.

Time for tunes

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must be pretty stressful living in a land you are not evolutionarily suited to. sweating all the time, rash around your ballsack, abo women giving you the eye and licking their lips, the sun an oppressive ball of hateful fire in the sky...

It's a meme. You're obviously more autistic than me and I bet you don't know how to harness the power of it pleb

Fuck off, Tazmanian

Eww, talk about degeneracy.

Literally American Hillbilly tier.

We all were drunk at my penthouse and my cousin passed out on the couch. She came into my room and started sucking muh dick. Next thing you know, we fucked like crazy for 5 hours until the afternoon.

I should have rubbered up :(

Welp, you reap what you sow. Hope you two fucks get caught and have to pay child support.

His close family (father really) is even richer than mine. I don't think she wants to compromise that arrangement.

Plus, they live on the other-side of the country anyway.

Don't worry AUS-bros...

We will help you defeat the emu's

>We will help you defeat the emu's

And the wizard spiders.

>And the wizard spiders.

And the flying sharks.

Fuck you! You dont tell me what I feel!

>And the flying sharks.

And the FLYING wizard spiders.

>And the FLYING wizard spiders.

And the sentient firestorms.

Mate, you got to fuck your cousin ragged and it sounds like it won't come back on you. Life's not so bad.

She preggo tho. I don't want any children apart from having one with my waifu in the future.

Kill mentally ill people who shitpost while on welfare

this pasta has been off the menu for a long time; so glad it's back!

>because you're aggressive
>FUCK OFF, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT CUNT

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Yeah, but it sounds like she's quite happy to perpetuate the lie. Relax lad, you're not the first man to get away with making someone else unknowingly raise his kid.

Was it good?