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NIGGERFAGGOT!

It's real.

RIP space cowboy ;_;7

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they killed him. he knew too much.

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He couldn't handle the bantz :*(

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RIP.
All the men we've read about and made heroes, who took massive leaps of faith to push humanity to the stars, nearly all of them are gone now.

Buzz Aldrin is still around.

rip in peace space cowboy. we are all just stardust.

Michael Collins is also alive. But the amount of Astronauts from Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo is growing smaller.

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>First American to orbit the Earth
Might as well have been the second person to taste a BigMac

Godspeed, John Glenn.

Yeah most non-Americans will agree that the USSR won the space race.

someone predicted this here yesterday guys wtf is going on

DELET DIS

>go to Antarctica
>die

wtf are they hiding

Betty White's next. Julie Foray has to live up until September 2017 to turn 100.

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ussr put a beeping trashcan in orbit. that is their one fucking accomplishment.

how many russian flags are on the moon?

That was Aldrin and secondly John Glenn wasn't in Antarctica.

The Ayyliens got him in the tunnels. The Trump thing has made them super confident.

and most non-idiots realize that space as it's presented is bullshit

Zero. The only flags on the moon are French

Shoggoths got him.

He's burning in hell.
We can't leave the earth.

Comet Pizza has gone too far this time

>First satellite
>First person to orbit the Earth
>First space walk

America always does this. Another country beats them to the punch at doing something and they divert it by saying, "Well we were the first to do X!"

To match the Moon's color I guess

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see you space cowboy

Great pilot and astronaut but shit Senator, real piece of shit Senator.

First to put faggot leaf on flag

FUCK.

RIP spaceman

Can't blame his policies back in the day, his mind went orbit.

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I am happy you got your second trip into space old timer. You had to become a congresskritter to do it, but you never stopped until you made it back into orbit. Bless you.

2nd man in Space....

A good 2nd America

Number 2 means shit takeing a shit giveing shit is prety dam shit

MOON MAN, MOON MAN CANT YOU SEE?

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American puns don't have proper grammar. Just like American Apollo 13 missions don't have proper safety features

When was the last time Germany did anything worthy of mention in space? I'll wait for your reply, you little shit.

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Been listening to Shep talk about his life, very awesome.

see you space cowboy

Who is Aldrin? Glenn was third. Not sure about Collins. When will women touch the moon.

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The Thing

RIP

Astronauts are brave pioneers of the 21st century. If more people cared about space travel or progressing our civilization into space the universe would be a cooler place.

First we should probably get rid of Islam, though.

A lot. Just not one planted by human hand.

USSR drove the space race by not being a pussy and killing and maiming a lot of humans while the US hedged its bets.

USSR beat the US to the punch on much of the space firsts, but it couldn't pull off the biggest first of their time, a living man on the moon.

Don't forget millennials and their progressive agenda

>20+ years in Senate

Yeah, I don't like that.

Bumping over trump drivel
Donald trump couldnt hold john glenns sack

>you'll never father a child born on the moon.

>killing and maiming a lot of humans

Worry any of them the scientists or just drunk Russians off the street?

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How many Mir stations for USA??
Multiple Vostok missions before Glenn orbited.
First multiple craft missions.
First EVA.
FIRST Man and Woman in space.
Hundreds of Soyuz flights---the most successful spacecraft yet devised by man.

Try reading a book on spaceflight.

Only jokeing dude.

You had have big balls risk your life go space back then with the Tec and risks involved.

I don't thinck i could do what he did today never mind back then.

Respect to him.


I would do plenty number 2s if i tried .

You're alright.

Even today it's risky.

>First satellite, yes they orbited a crude metal sphere with a transmitter in it first, we could have easily beat them had Von Braun's team been given the green light first
>First person to orbit the Earth, he ejected out of the capsule before landing, which didn't meet the technical requirement for that achievement by international standards
>First space walk, and it was so ill conceived that the cosmonaut nearly died trying to get back in the capsule, he had to deflate his space suit down to dangerous levels to fit back in

A lot of USSR rocket scientists died. Much more than US. They had a bad habit of not having strong enough bunkers to protect them when their rockets blew up on the launch pad, or when the big pieces fell to earth after a failed launch.

Most of the people that return on USSR capsules break their legs, pelvis, back and even neck. Their engineering is shit for landing, and they've lost a lot of cosmonauts to severe and mortal injuries when their capsules slam into the ground at high velocity. USSR thought that was acceptable because they didn't want to risk an ocean landing where the US or its allies could get to the capsule first and capture it and the cosmonauts.

In fact, their landing engineering is so shit, that their first launches had the cosmonauts just bail out and parachute back to earth after the worst part of re-entry was completed. They hid this, because it would invalidate their claims to "first man in space". The actual requirement was to send a man into space and return with him and the capsule together. But after the world got used to the idea and their secret leaked, the French said "fuck it, the whole world knows, so even if they didn't do it by the rules we set, who cares? They did it and we are letting it stand."

underrated
too many newfags here >:(

oh no im sure reddit is sooooooooooooooo devastated .......

Fuck off, Paco.

Thanks, interesting.

Worthwhile boards will probably have it, most likely on the front.

Hey now, don't forget all the other USSR firsts in space.

>First sex (gay) in space.
>First drunks in space.
>First "fist" fights in space. (Almost destroyed the station.)
>First armed station in space.
>First firing of weapons on a space station. (Almost destroyed the space station.)
>First man stranded in space.

The first straight sex in space is supposed to be the married couple that flew on the US's space shuttle up to the ISS. They were given "private time" by the crews and mission control for, and this is a quote, "Some couple time.". Many presume they did the deed, but considering how much ingenuity, drive, and determination, and how microgravity impairs sexual functions, I don't think they made it past mutual relief via hands. They claim they didn't do anything but a little hand holding, and officially, according to NASA, there's never been any hanky panky of any kind in orbit. Total BS, as there's certainly been a good bit of homosexual relations in space since the majority of crews are 100% male, historically speaking. Also, NASA yells at anyone they think is trying to get it on in orbit unless it is purely solo flying, because only married people are allowed to partake in marital relations. Yes, even under Obama, the policy of no fraternizing is THE policy of human relations in space.