Wake up

>wake up
>see this

what do?

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scream

>what do?
hit report button

steal her panties for my collection

vow to never drink again

Punch her in the mouth and throw her out of my fucking house

>holy tits, Laura! you became a lot more unattractive and fat overnight!

tell her to put some clothes on

Do you mind? I've just eaten.

*unzips dick*

Holocaust

Kick her out and spend the rest of the day crying that my favorite color of nipple is wasted on the likes of her.

Try to wake up again.

Cream pie with my BBC

Impregnate. I don't like her or her politics, but she's a wealthy bitch and my kid would be taken care of.

if singles, marry

if doubles, fuck

if triples, kill

weep bitterly because i don't own a gun.

Murder suicide.

go back to sleep

Be confused.

Nice try scriptkiddie

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Fucking roll

breed

You were so close...

>wake up
>see this

>what do?

Swear off drinking forever.

Your kid would be ugly though

>gut cunt
blech

...

shoot

Dude...

rape

But, rich. Aslo, load bearing hips.