Has anyone on Sup Forums been shot? Any Cops and army vets? I'm curious how did it feel and how did it happen

Has anyone on Sup Forums been shot? Any Cops and army vets? I'm curious how did it feel and how did it happen.

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yeah that's me in that pic, it didn't feel so good, i was being a hothead

No one could ever survive that. That's a slug to the head. You're lying.

I shot this guy.
He was being a hothead.

That's fucking impossible England doesn't have any guns

Me desu
AMA

I got shot through the heart
And you're to blame

You literally wouldn't be alive to shitpost that if you actually did

You give love a bad name

Holy fucking shit, are you retarded?

Dude did you not hear the
Guy, you wouldn't be alive to shitpost if you were actually shot in the heart. No one has survived that shit

YOU GAVE LOVE, A BAD NAME

is he ok?

>t. high school student

I was shot in the arm ten years ago when I was nineteen.

yeah he's fine

No, he died.

This. I don't know why people are saying otherwise.

Are you kidding me the chances of surviving a slug to the head is 0. Even if it scraped it would still blow your skull in pieces from the inertia.

It's ok user, mfw this guy

Story please. How did it feel

Got shot in the leg by a literal retard at the gun range. Some unhappy-looking dad was shooting while his mentally deficient son was fucking around with a .22, which everyone figured was unloaded

Next thing I know, I feel a sting in my thigh, as if a really, really fucking angry hornet had got me. I scream, ceasefire is called, I'm not bleeding too badly, but 911 is called and an ambulance takes me to the hospital. The tard's dad was very kind and offered to pay for all the medical bills as long as I didn't sue, which seemed fair to me, since it was a mistake. Sitting down hurt like a bitch for a while, but otherwise I survived just fine. Bullet only hit muscle, no major nerves, no major blood vessels. Basically couldn't get shot in a better place, overall I was lucky as fuck. Six inches up I'd be sterile, and I could have ended up a cripple if it was anything larger than a .22

So yeah, not the most exciting story.

Nice

I ordered this guy to kill He was being a hothead.

Hey atleast you didn't get Chris kyle'd. That's a badass story my friend

Yes, I mean took a lot of stitches but he's okay


It's 2016 user not the dark ages. We have advanced medical tech now that is capable of making you harder, better, faster and stronger

I got a shot once
Was deployed in afghan 7 years ago
Was me and another 2 boys on a semi-routine patrol
I say semi routine as there was another op going on at the time and we were stationed at the east side
not involved in the actual op (which was a capture/kill)
walk into mudslime territory
things get real nervy real quick
lots of casual-looking mudslimes around, lots of kids
didn't notice at the time but one must have been a scout or something - they usually used kids for that
so next thing we know this convoy of fucking armed arabs comes round the corner
we open fire, take a couple out
other op gets pulled after we inform base
start making way back
well anyway on the way back I get bitten by this fucking dog
out of nowhere it just came and bit me
fucking brutal
so i had to get a tetanus shot

>not suing the shit out of someone who's negligence got you shot

Goyiiiiiim what are you doing? This is why you are poor.

Got shot in the thigh in Kandahar during my IA stint with the Army in 2012. We were out dragging a MRAP out of a ditch that some dumbass specialist put there. We were out side of the vics for about 10 minutes when a local fuck boy started taking pot shots at up. Allah must've been helping him out because he got my ass on the first shot.

At first I just felt numb down there for a second, followed by a wave of burning pain. The bullet went through and through but it bled like a stuck pig for about 30 minutes. Put my belt above the wound because my retarded ass forgot my ET back in my hootch.

Got nine stitches, a purple heart and the biggest ass chewing of my life for not being properly kitted up.

Cool bar story material.

Eh, I'd rather not have been shot at all to be honest. The pain was dulled by adrenaline, but it was more the fear of it all that gets to you

FFS the dad is a divorced firefighter with a retarded kid and a meth head ex-wife, I'm not about to make the poor guy's life any worse than it already is. Also small towns don't work like that - I have to see the man at least once a month for the rest of my foreseeable future, I'm not about to piss him and all his friends off for 1-2k $

DID HE DIED

Good on ya. Some faith in humanity has been restored.

What's the the rule in te kill irate about dogs? Do you treat them like civilians or can you just kill them at will?
Pretty gnarly, must've put you off to sitting for a long time eh

I had something very similar happen to me, but it was just a very close call with a 9mm, bullet must have gone inches in front of my face.
The man is not to blame, and accidents happen. The kid is retarded, and it's hard to wrangle them. A second of distraction or human error and shit like this happens. The man probably already has enough shit to deal with.

What do u mean he's lying?

fuck I thought the lyrics were "and you're too late" for 23 years of my life...


have some OC
youtube.com/watch?v=eh5vIbEAwmE

did the local fuck boy get away?

There's no fucking way he did survive. They skullfucked him after putting that big ass hole through him

yes. i was white on a farm in south africa. it felt like when you stub your toe really REALLY hard, but didn't go away or throb. I have nerve damage which translates as a sort of constant pins and needles numbness.

2 weeks light limited doing the most boring paperwork known to man. Price ya gotta pay for taking your security for granted.

basically low threshold if any come anywhere near you
heard some guy got killed when they strapped explosives to a dog who ran at someone once
took no chances after that

He's lying. There is no way he could survive that

So you're saying there's a chance!?

He seemed like a nice lad!

Almost same exact thing happened to me, but I was shot in side and with a 9mm. Felt like a red hot poker was rammed right through me. Had love hands at the time because I was younger so it basically just went through some fat.

Never shot but nearly drowned and had to get pulled out a few seconds before losing consciousness, and then last year I got hit by a car.

There is literally no chance in hell that anyone could survive that

There's literally no way anyone could survive any of those. Lies lies lies

Then how did he post it if he's dead, dumbass?

why would he lie about that?

So you're giving me a one in a million chance. Nice!

>your average Sup Forums poster

I got shot with a paintball gun this one time.

Oh wow, you're one of those "really lucky" people aren't you?

I paid this guy to find someone to kill that guy.
He was being a hotheat.

Eh I had a sgt of mine who got hit three times in the back plate by a PKM. it looked like he was hit in the back with a sledge gamer. He said it hit like notheing he's ever felt before.
I shot a guy in the chest and he died in front of me vomiting blood and yellow shit. I'd say it sucks.

>According to Aarabi, 20,000 people in the United States die each year from gunshot wounds to the head. The survival rate is about 5 percent, with only 3 percent achieving a good quality of life afterward. In 2000, Maryland recorded 235 penetrating brain injuries - 208 of them lethal.

Yeah there's no fucking way. He's lying

i was shot 2 years ago.

one shot in my left hip from ~10ft away.
55 year old nigger in north philadelphia while i was in college. shot me over an iphone. bullet still in my hip. nigger still in jail

didnt hurt too much. you go numb and the adrenalin keeps u going but the next couple weeks it was very sore and hard to walk.

Bin that knife mate

He has a 1 in 20 chance according to you. He's definitely alive.

yeah my thoughts exactly user

He's just suffering from narcolepsy, can fix it with a pill

No, but my head got choped off once

Me.

I'm a fed in the state of Guerrero. We were raiding a beach house that belonged to a narco crew. To make long story short, i got shot in my shoulder with a .38.

This is the difference between humans and jews in a nutshell.

There's just no way

Nah. But my old man shot himself and lived.

That other user is right. Just because his entire head got absolutely rekt doesn't mean he dieded.

He's alive, user.

Are you guys stupid? His eyes are clearly open at the end. He lived but probably had a headache

Kek what dumb fucking nigg
Respect for fighting those crazy fucks. The Mexican cartels are on par with ISIS in terms of how brutal they are. Very scary people.

wrestled a druggie during community service and got shot in my left arm. Pretty bad since I have to stay home for now.

Pray tell how the FUCK he posted if he's dead? Dead people can't fucking solve captchas.

he'll make it yet.

no

AMA

He couldn't have because he would've been dead. There's just no way
He didn't make it. There is no fucking way

Gibs on dat Boi pussy user

But his post is RIGHT here →

I can't tell if the people in this thread who are angrily responding to people that are saying the guy in OPs pic is ok are just trolling under another layer of irony or actually retarded

I wish I had a gif of the plane going over the guy, the plane is labeled "the joke", and the guy would be you.

Satirical larpers, waga tomoyo.

fuk u

>pistol
>slug

10/10

Story? Don't lie to me tho

Does look like a pistol to you?

Watch the video nigg it's a fucking pistol grip shotgun. That'll fuck ya day up big boi

He's obviously okay you stupid nip, his eyes are open

We need more people like you in the world

10/10

Tried to commit suicide. Shot himself point blank with a .357 in the abdomen. Lived but lost a kidney, ruptured speen. All fucked up.

That reporter died right?

>suicide
>shot himself in the abdomen
You Aussies are not too bright, huh?

That fuckboy was me, infidel. those pop shots were sent from allah (peace be upon him) indeed

I dont think he wanted the head all fucked up incase family saw it

How the hell did she run away from that?

I shot myself in the foot on accident while I was in the Air Force. I got medically retired and am rated 90% disabled for the combination of limping and the depression the limp causes me.

Any brownie points I get for saying that I was shot immediately go into negative territory when I admit that I shot myself in the foot. I can honestly say that it hasn't gotten me any pussy.

He missed every shot.

good to see bpepps is still alive and kickin these days

How does it feel to be a living expression?

No pumpkin spice latte for her

9mm

I was shot on a hunting trip. I had to get metal put in my ankle. I wasnt allowed to join the marines after high school because of it.

For me it was a lot of shock. I didnt really feel it at first but after about 20 minutes and right when I got to the hospital I felt like my leg was on fire.

I know a woman that did that. I don't think she was really suicidal, I think she did it for pain pills because she is a raging junkie. It seems to me that if you truly want to kill yourself you wouldn't shoot yourself in the abdomen, where you can miss main organs, but if you do hit them, you die a slow and agonizing death.