What goes on in Maine?

What goes on in Maine?

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canadians

Skinwalking

Stephen King used to write entertaining books there before he stopped drinking

Nowadays?

Rootin' tootin'

Tim Curry dressed up as a clown

People fuck lobsters in wood cabins.

Nice and white, every town is a small town. Beautiful coastline, and the northern portion of the state is filled with rural communities, French enclaves, and mountain peaks. Great laws as well, great place to start a family. Only drawback right now is that they usually go blue every election, but it looks like that's changing.

I wish I could live in Maine :(

>Nice and white
half to 1/16 indian mudbloods all over
"honey how did grandchild #3 turn out so dark?"

>every town is small
thus incest and shitty access to health care and basic town services like sewer

>beautiful coastline
owned by people from NJ and MA

>northern portion filled with rural communities
living well below poverty line and afflicted by stupidity, drug addiction, obesity, child abuse, spousal violence, unemployment and welfare dependence

stephen king didn't get his ideas from nowhere

that's what summer flyers think, then they find out the truth after two years, and move back out

They have a lot of fresh water, fish, and lobsters. Also white people. And a good electoral college system.

Very small town American feeling. If you've got money it's awesome. If not it's kinda cold and poor. As close to the 1950's as you're going to get. The far northern part still has people living without running water and electricity. It's the 1800's. Pretty cool it's like a time capsule

It's freezing cold and dark almost all the time.

And they grow potatoes.

the crown jewel of pussy i've crushed was from Maine.

>maine
STREEM

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Old Orchard Beach

Rightful clay of MA.

fuck off we like to be free unlike you cucks. How the assault weapons ban going?

Nice and white if you don't count the ghetto's of somali refugees.

east coast oregon with a lot less snobs and more snow

Lobster rolls

30,000 out of 1.3 million. not to bad desu

Maine is pretty cozy. Portland and suburbs are starting to get overwhelmed with culturally enriched friends, but other than that, it's alright.

Seafood?

People wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people!

It's not glamorous, but this is the most accurate depiction of Maine I've ever seen.

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It's boring here in portland. Everything else is up north or down in Boston.

checked. Maine confirmed boring.

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Clowns kidnapping kids into sewers and balloons that DO NOT FUCKING FLOAT

Pic related. Portland at night.

incest and bestiality mostly

Good deep sea fishing.

Also steamed clams.

And some ok beaches where I can never go into the water because Jaws.

Nothing, maine-ly.

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Good Olde State of Maine

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Maine Coons are pretty cool

They are as close to khajiits as we will ever get

They vote for Shillary and long for the days of Canadian annexation.

How about that Salt Water Taffy? Could watch that shit being made for hours.

sweaty gay sex

Somali invasion