Abdul Mattar was sleeping in his condo when he was blinded by a bag over his head. When the bag was removed he saw an angry man with shoulder-length hair, long beard wearing a robe and sandals.
"It was a Jesus Christ," Mattar said. "And he was most upset with me." Jesus proceed to beat him in the face and stomach with his fists and then used a riding crop to whip his bound hands.
"He said I needed to accept him as my personal savior or he would beat me until I was dead," Mattar said. "I told him to ‘beep himself’ which further enraged him." Mattar is a devout Muslim and believes Christianity is a religion of the devil.
"I tell people all the time that Jesus is a bad god and now I have my proof," Mattar said. "He tortured me mercilessly. Allah would not do this. Only Jesus would. Christianity is not a religion of peace. It’s a religion of violence and hatred." Jesus then put a crown of thorns on his head and told him, "I will show you what real pain is."
"He brought out large nails and a hammer and two two-by-fours and said he would nail my hands to the wood," Mattar said. "That’s when I knew I had to give in to him. I didn’t want to ruin my hands. I prayed to Jesus right there for my life. I prayed to Jesus to stop hurting me."
Jesus then asked Mattar if he accepted him as his personal savior. Mattar cried out an emphatic, "Yes!" "My hands were tied and hidden behind my back so I was able to cross my fingers"
similar to learning to love Big Brother by accepting him as savior
Jaxon Sullivan
dude what the fuck what should we do about it?
Julian Evans
Why does Jesus torture the gentle Muslim man to make him accept Jesus as his personal savior?
Why does Jesus want people to accept him as their savior instead of some other person?
Christian Young
>he told jesus to beep himself
oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
Elijah Adams
Based Jesus Christ, give em Hell!
Bentley Lewis
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Nolan Smith
idk man. Non one knows how to find this guy. I saw this from another thread
Bentley Miller
>my hands were tied and hidden behind my back so i was able to cross my fingers Muslims are meme people
James Stewart
because he wants the Muslim man and every other man to focus their attention on Him (the word Him as well, or He that is God), having looked at Jesus in the flesh, people can understand that the power of God (Him) is within man, and so one should not search for an external God, but as Jesus, look at man as God would, children.
Ryan Morgan
Is crossing fingers supposed to unfuck something in Islam?
Jonathan Carter
Nvr mind ignore my autism pls. I didn't read thw whole post. Holy fuck kek
Carter Stewart
I guess getting bsdm fucked by jesus
Kayden Murphy
Why the fuck haven't we banned religion yet?
This is fucking ridiculous
Just gas every muslim, jew, christian, hindu, buddhist, zoroastrian, pagan, communist, etc
Aiden Hernandez
>The bible explicitly states not everyone you see is human
Going to need a source on that one.
Nathan Richardson
>frog
Cameron Smith
Not muslim but crossing fingers is a childhood playground method of basically "if my fingers are crossed I didn't mean it" Taqiyya however is islamic
Joseph Perry
beware strangers and read your bible you degenerate
Daniel Robinson
I really really wish Christ were walking the Earth kidnapping random Muslims and torturing them into conversion. That would be just great.
It didnt happen. Its an article from a site called stuppid.com
Owen Fisher
I know. I didn't read your whole initial post and sperged out when I saw that user saying they were meme people. I thought it may have had some significance because they have such weird rules about degeneracy, but it was just my autism.
Did he really say that or did you make that shit up? Its hilarious.
Hunter Rivera
I meant OP's initial post damn it I'm sperging hard tonight bros.
Yeah it's quite obvious. This is not a deacon of clarity this board that's for sure. Chaos doesn't mean normalcy and making licks of sense
Gavin Smith
Fuck, it's about time jeezo starts putting in work.
Daniel Robinson
do u even the christaphony of daniel and jacob? how about lot? the town tried to rape those angels.
Bentley Thomas
>be Muslim >get jumped by Christmas himself.
Shouldn't have been a muzzie then.
James Cook
bumping for actual, legitimate responses from real non-shills.
Jason Morris
What kind of car does he drive Sup Forums?
James Turner
>they are evolving
Jack Harris
Isn't that kinda heresy since Jesus was a prophet when it comes to them ?
Gavin Richardson
Subaru
Nathaniel Green
>Jesus then put a crown of thorns on his head and told him, "I will show you what real pain is."
Nathan Young
Yeah this basicly says you are tested by angels
Alexander Jenkins
>angels can look human. Explains the girl in church,
Jason Mitchell
YLT: >of the hospitality be not forgetful, for through this unawares certain did entertain messengers;
Some translations say "angels", others "messengers" - which could mean regular people spreading the word. this is a case where looking at the original language is necessary because it's entirely possible the actual meaning was lost to translation
Wyatt Hall
It always astonishes me that muslims worship such a ...limited god. It's like the drinking in the dark so Allah can't see them thing, like he created the universe but can't see through the dark?
Hunter Ortiz
He is all seeing and all knowing, just like the Christian God. Those muslims are just retarded.
Isaiah Ross
>shoulder-length hair
Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him 1 Corinthians 11:14
>"It was a Jesus Christ," Yeah, no.
Elijah Campbell
Jesus is back and he is PISSED
Italians and Jews better watch out
Luis Hernandez
>"He tortured me mercilessly. Allah would not do this. Only Jesus would. Christianity is not a religion of peace. It’s a religion of violence and hatred." Allah sent an angel to torment Mohammed until he submitted. What is this guy on? >sandniggers and snowniggers have to lie to go against Christ Doesn't Islam also acknowledge Christ as the messiah and Word of God? What is this guy on? Judaism?
Asher Mitchell
fun fact in the religion of peace Jesus is the most important prophet after Mohammed, so this motherfuker must be stoned according to sharia law
Kayden Peterson
Mitsubishi Colt Convertible
>Zechariah 9:9 "Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem: behold, thy King cometh unto thee: he is just, and having salvation; lowly, and riding upon an ass, and upon a colt the foal of an ass."
>Mark 11:7 "And they brought the colt to Jesus, and cast their garments on him; and he sat upon him."
Ian Moore
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Connor Phillips
>The bible explicitly states not everyone you see is human Sometimes they are dogs. Or trees. Or a pharmacy.
Nicholas Martin
>dogs, trees, and pharmacies can be people
Brayden Walker
He's literally talking about society at the time, not some god given law. It's not a sin to have long hair
Xavier Edwards
This reads like an /x/ tier crappy pasta
William Wilson
This is from The Onion right?
Bentley Murphy
No.
Any sources on the torment of Mohammed?
Sebastian Anderson
It's funny because this retard seems not to know that Jesus is also a prophet in his religion
Top kek even a islamophobic knows more than a mudslime
Jeremiah Evans
>The bible explicitly states not everyone you see is human; angels can look human.It also says one angel can be powerful enough to destroy the world.So....Freak out when you meet strangers Alright you have officially made America the greatest shitposters!
Or does it really say this in the bible?
Nathaniel Walker
looks like the kebab was pulsed by an MK Ultra Electromagnetic brain manipulator
Connor James
>Freak out when you meet strangers. Actually your post about this article on the internet does prove Americans are the ultimate shitposters.
Jace Mitchell
North America is really trying to makes you unemployed
Aaron Perry
wtf, i want jesus to be crucified now
Jacob Smith
that's why I love the guy
Jaxson Foster
Nigga what.
No, like.
Did billy bob sober up one morning and get this great idea, go tells pappy about then proceeds to execute with Fudd and company or some shit?
Wyatt Brown
Jesus is like the second holiest prophet in Islam after Mohammed according to muzzies
Oliver Nelson
kekekeke
Lincoln Reed
"For I did not speak of my own Accord” -(John 12:49)
Owen Ward
Your question doesn't even make any sense.
John Young
bumping for actual, legitimate responses from real non-shills.
Alexander Gutierrez
wtf why would jesus do such a thing :(
Colton Thompson
Hey Imam watcha doin'?
Adrian Bailey
>Peace loving Muslim Tortured by Jesus Based Jesus.
As ever.
Logan Parker
Thats what you get or pissing off angry Jesus
Chase Brown
checkmate atheists
Angel Price
>Thinking it's a meme
Isaac Cox
9/11
Also kek
Jayden King
I guess he won't be going back to Mexico any time soon then.
Nathaniel Allen
more like Jesús am i rite
Henry Cook
I pray for jesus to do this more
Elijah Phillips
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Grayson Edwards
I felt user. I felt.
Aaron Johnson
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Jackson Reyes
>Any sources on the torment of Mohammed? The oldest surviving biography of Prophet Muhammad is that of Ibn Hisham (died 833 CE), which is a freely edited version of Ibn Ishaq’s (ca. 704 – 767 CE). >He was in the cave of Hira, outside of Mecca, and there, a spirit appeared to Mohammed. And then, the spirit squeezed Mohammed very tightly, that he thought that he was going to die. And the spirit said to Mohammed, "Read." Mohammed was illiterate, he could not read. And he said, "I cannot read." Then the spirit squeezed him more tightly that he thought he was going to die. And the spirit said to him, "Read!" "I cannot read," Mohammed answered. Then the spirit squeezed him more tightly. He was afraid that he was going to die. And he said, "Read!" He said, "What shall I read?" The words should be recited because he could not read. How could you command someone who doesn't know how to read, read? You say to him, "Recite!" And then he said, "What shall I read?" And he said, "Read, in the name of thy Lord, who created man from the clot," etc, etc. So the Quran is not the invention of Mohammed. The Quran was given to him by that spirit who appeared to him at the cave of Hira.
Luis Howard
So a jew kindnapped a muslim and tortured him Just to let him go and spread the idea that Christianity is not religion of peace
Really makes you think They really can't think of anything better then to blame christianity for the acts of jews. not cool
Asher Rogers
>It was a Jesus Christ >a
Bentley Butler
>I told him to ‘beep himself’ which further enraged him. Madman
Tyler Rivera
Taqqiya confirmed for real,spread this to the normies
Brandon Anderson
Doesn't he realise that Jesus is the Messiah in the Quran as well?
James Roberts
There was never any doubt if it is real. It means that if someone, like in this case Jesus, tells you to convert or die you are allowed to lie and "convert".
Thomas Campbell
>The bible explicitly states not everyone you see is human gonna go out on a limb here and say that the source is probably the bible.
