Sup Forums this is literally what I'm dealing with

Sup Forums this is literally what I'm dealing with.

I go to a top 20 university and my roommate insists on keeping this on his personal desk.

He's kind of a Chad and I admit he does fuck some pretty hot liberal sluts, but how do I convince him that private property is a right and that CEOs deserve to make a hell of a lot more than a company's workers?

Also, this is /r9k/-y, but how do I lose my virginity? Literally every girl I meet here is an SJW. Should I have gone to a less prestigious school?

>He's kind of a Chad and I admit he does fuck some pretty hot liberal sluts, but how do I convince him that private property is a right and that CEOs deserve to make a hell of a lot more than a company's workers?

Stop focusing on him. Start self improving and socializing.

>how do I lose my virginity
fuck your roommate until he turns national socialist

Your first mistake was going a (((top 20))) school

steal it.

Girls don't have actual political ideas unless they're fat or ugly. My girlfriend was a hardcore liberal until we started dating and I redpilled her, she straight up told me she just liked being on the same side as me. If anything you're probably just ugly or fat.

>Literally every girl I meet here is an SJW.

lies. quit being a faggot

Comrade, you know what to do.

You don't need to convince him. He fucking does it for the girls.
You should get some inspiration

You know Karl Marx praised capitalism, right?

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>CEOs deserve to make a hell of a lot more than a company's workers
GOOD GOY

Take a pic of the school with timestamp nao

Bitches love communism.

Wife-tier babes love libertarianism

Just depends on your angle, OP

GTFO commie scum

Karl Marx saw benefits and a necessity to Capitalism, while still acknowledging it's flaws and fleeting nature. To him, Society must endure Capitalism, just as a toddler must endure adolescence on it's path to adulthood.

Fight fire with fire.

This

When I was a 19 yr old virgin, dad found out I was a libtard and fucked me til I was national socialist. It's the best way.

Ironic that the literal Marxist gets laid and you can't lmao

>Chad roommate succeeds with women
>blueprint to get laid literally lives with you

Copy what he does. Work out and don't be too nice to women. Bitches love men who treat them like children

Natural selection.

He's seized the means of reproduction

get a girl drunk and molest her in the alley after she consents and then tell your friends you got laid

trust me it's the same thing

>I convince him that private property is a right

Take all of his shit and sell it, tell him you distributed to those in need.

Forcibly take his girlfriend and claim that you are engaging in a class struggle

Lol my girlfriend did the same shit.
Whole family is super liberal.
Then we started dating and I dropped little comments about differences between races, the immorality of welfare, etc.
Let's just say when Trump was elected we toasted to our new god-emperor.

this should do it

>being such a beta a marxist looks like a Chad

Come on op. It's time to stop

read this

Why are you talking about politics while trying to get laid? Female opinions don't matter and we already won the election. These dumb bitches only care about drugs.

This.

Plus, SJW chicks are almost always the biggest sluts of them all. That should make it easier for you to lose your v-card.