Be me 20 white Canadian guy two years ago

>Be me 20 white Canadian guy two years ago
>move out with my brother things are pretty great
>Lots of money for vidya, crappy food and whatever.
>Brother loses his job a few months later
>No problem, I make enough money to cover the rent and expenses, hopefully you'll find a job soon.
>A year later my brother is living the typical life of a NEET shitposting on Sup Forums and I'm your typical wagecuck leaf.
>Things are hard but I'm just happy to live with my brother who for the most part is the only real family I have.
>I'm 430lbs (sorry not a hacker) and need to lose weight and start saving money to turn my life around Incase my brother never finds work.
>Since August I'm now 363 lbs and have started saving small amounts.
>A month ago from today after all night on vidya my eyes started burning and I noticed that I couldn't see my left peripheral vision.
>Spend weeks getting eye exams and trying to figure out what's wrong, eye doctor says it might be a tumor.
>A week or so ago my brother gets a job so at least more money will be coming in.
>Had an appointment with a neurologist yesterday tells me the only thing that could blind me on the left side of both eyes is a stroke.
>Tells me to wait for a brain scan to be done.
>After seeing results yep it's a stroke.
>No idea how to react to having a stroke a month ago.
>Start work today.

What do Sup Forums?

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Haha Canadians are such lard asses.

jesus christ stop eating FATTY

Lose 180lbs.

I wouldn't worry too much about it your heart will give out any day now.

is there any way you and your brother can have yourselves listed as "Syrian refugees" and get in on Justin's give-away programs?

Same shit you've been doing. Your working and getting healthier. Sounds like your on the right track to me.

Been talking about it, I doubt we would pass.

That's the plan, I want to live as well as I can for whatever I have left.

well this is a blessing in every sense.
>no serious damage
>you now know that your lifestyle will kill you
all that's left now is for you to keep a healthy lifestyle? Shouldn't be too hard considering you've danced with death once.

this

Pretty much.
At least things are looking up.

>wait for a brain scan to be done.
>wait
>it's a stroke
>wait

wtf canada

take aspirin daily, its cheap and improves blood flow or some shit.

FUCK CANADA

better to die in a waiting room than in crippling debt

I once waited 32 hours in an ER with dysentery.

I nearly died of dehydration in a hospital and all they needed was to swab my arm and hook me up to a saline solution.

I got a CT scan within minutes of arriving at the hospital and I wasn't even asked about insurance until afterward.

how did you get dysentery lol

>this is what american liberals want so bad

>having a stroke at 20

Lmao you fat fuck. Screencapping for r4chan and v/fatpeople hate. Anyone want to be included?

If you're white I have no sympathy for you.

You deserve it.

Welcome to the life of everyday PoC. Not so fun when you can't rely on your privilege huh.

That doctor is fucking retarded, you have a tumor.

>What do Sup Forums?
Put the weight back on. Become hacker.

Furiously masturbate.

Stop fat shaming him.

Just because the sheer amount of mass his heart is required to pump blood through caused a clog in his brain resulting in cell death, doesn't mean he shouldn't feel beautiful in his body.

Check your thin privilege.

>Yfw so fucking fat piece of shit you get a stroke and don´t even notice it

That´s just fucking sad bro. I still hope you get better considering you´ve lost some weight

i trust the mexican as well, dude sounds like he knows his tumors from strokes, like pepsi from coke.

My uncle doesn't know how to cook merguez.

Technically, they want something completely different. In Canada, healthcare is provincial jurisdiction. The federal government only transfers money to the provinces and tells them to deal with it from there. This specific case is from Quebec.

Also worth noting: I was severely ill in Quebec for a decade, bouncing from doctor to doctor with no real answers. I moved to Ontario and within a year I was diagnosed with pernicious anemia. A fucking decade and no one thought to check my B12 levels. If I was a vegetarian, I'd already be dead.

Get a job as a dick washer, are you black? That helps

Strokes form dark areas on image tests. What he has is a tumor going by clinic and by image.

>>Lots of money for vidya, crappy food and whatever.
lbs

= A stroke at fucking 20. Get your shit together and stop killing yourself.

>hay Sup Forums
>I'm obese an I had a stroke
>wat do
ACKTUALLY U HAV A TUMOR BRO ENJOY

you think a neurologist would miss this if the primary discernible difference was the color of a blob?

WE WASH WANGZ

WE

I just Googled "stroke MRI" and strokes look like the OP's image: a white blob, but less white than the skull.

Googling for "tumor MRI" shows them looking super-white, more white than the skull does. That's not what the OP's image shows.

>>Be me 20
>>I'm 430lbs
>>having a stroke
For fuck sake mate, get you're fucking shit together.

I played vidya like hell when i was that age, how the fuck can you be 430 lbs? If you eat that much you can't have much time playing vidya. I bet you're a fucking scrub at the games you play to.

Yes

MRI is not the same as a CT scan

Even the same ending digits. Truly, not all of Sweden is cucked.

Can someone tell me how he got a stroke at FUCKING 20????

Fucking hell my sides

I don't know bro.

t. Balding at 19

This is a CT scan of a brain tumor

Damn, hope the prognosis is good senpai

>I'm 430lbs

well there's your problem

>crippling debt

>What is insurance

In Cuckanada you do both xD

You are lucky it's not a tumor and just something that's your own fault instead. Losing the weight will probably let you make a full recovery.

it depends on whether or not the MRI is T1 or T2 weighted.

>socialism will work this time for sure!
>feel duh bern

K Sadiq

kys sjwfag we dont take kindly to ur type here

Lost

But that's not an MRI.

That's a CT scan and its different.

Apparently Canuck doctors are incompetent

I blame the jews

If this guy is right OP is probably lucky. Doesn't look nearly as bad as in the 2nd pic.

Tell your stupid ass neurologist to get that double checked, and if it's not a stroke, losing weight isn't going to do much. If it's a tumor, the vision problems you're experiencing might be because it's pressing up against your nerve.

I'm not a doctor, just a hypochondriac. Hope you get better OP.

Well you already shortened your already short life with an addiction to burger King and refined sugars. Swell

Buy some piracetam and other nootropics, along with vitamin D and omega 3s. They will help repair the damage from the stroke and prevent them from happening in the future. Then get on some stimulants (caffeine, adderall, vyvanase etc) and google PSMF (protein sparing modified fast) and use it to lose weight. You can probably get down to 200 pounds within 2017 if you do it right. Try to increase your daily walking slowly. Good luck my friend, we are all gonna make it breh.

Cut everything and eat healthy, do research on nutrition, turn your life around.

Quebec is especially bad because of language laws and shit pay relative to other provinces or countries makes it unattractive for doctors to stay.

The healthcare watchdog Robert Salois was dismissed because he did his job.

montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/dismissal-of-quebec-health-watchdog-angers-students-health-professionals

I know him personally. He's a good guy.

I am a doctor. The story sounds like a stroke, and the CT looks like a stroke.

A tumor near the optic tract would result in gradually progressive vision loss over the course of weeks to months, while OP describes a more sudden onset, minutes to hours, probably from a thrombus. Based on the location, he probably has stenosis of the right ICA. Wouldn't surprise me if he's got slight left leg weakness as well, although it might be a little too far anterior for that.

Subacute strokes will look hyperdense (whiter) on CT because of associated vasogenic edema. CT is generally a shit modality for tumors unless they're either calcified like meningiomas tend to be, or they have necrotic centers like the image posted earlier.

Wait, how much time did it pass from you noticing the problem to getting the CT?
Besides your vision did you noticed anything else?

>American
>calling anyone fat

idk dude, but your brain sure looks happy

Your brain is a demon.

Exorcism should help! You're welcome desu

well I'm glad we have someone like you on Sup Forums.

I would have left this thread feeling bad if op had a tumor. Makes my anxiety go through the roof.

>430lb

HOLY SHIT

Fuck I'm 270lb (6ft 1in) and I hate myself for being that bad but jesus christ you take it to a whole new level. No wonder you had a stroke at 20

>tfw I wanted to post both of these but it's a PITA

btw is op having another stroke or is he lost in a vidya?

>full recovery from a stroke

Thats not how that works user

>crippling debt
>literally just don't pay it and nothing happens

storke at age 20.
user stop eating crappy food.

also you do realize you are not going to die?, (from this stroke)

Well could have been a tuma. Not that bad i guess ...

Probably kys

this is an easy fix, your adrenal glands are out of whack. go on a 45 day watermellon fast and then transition to an all raw food diet. eat organic obviously. lost 160 pounds a few years ago going raw. check out rob morse on youtube brother.

god bless your soul.

Shouldn't have listened to the fat acceptance advocates.

45 day watermelon fast, are you fucking insane? The runny shits that would cause, infeasible... Just low carb diet and eat below 1500 cals, you will lose weight without fucking killing yourself..

m-muh h-helfcare!!!

You lost weight by lowering your caloric intake.

Eating basically nothing but watermelon for a month and a half would lead to a huge deficit in various micro and macronutrients and would not be healthy at all.

>What do
Be happy it was a stroke and not a tumor.

That guy is wearing a fatsuit Ahmed

My friend the good news is that there is always hope and hope is a great foundation to visualize and fight for a better future and enlightenment.

First things first.
Self author your whole life from your soul and make yourself consciously clear where your journey should go like clear targets. selfauthoring.com or something like this along the lines can help.

Next thing:
Cut all inflammatory food of your diet.
Refined carbohydrates (sugar, cornsyrup, maltose, fructose), Alcohol, Transfattyacids, Gluten, Wheat in General, Additives, Artificial Sweetener, Soda etc

Eat am anti inflammatory diet high in good fats like avocado, olive, coconut, salmon, nuts also high in fiber from leafy greens, vegetables and fermented foods. Make fermented food yourself and trink and eat it every day use google on how to high quality grass fed beef only as well as dairy. Dont do GMO and conventional shit.

Also drink daily raw cacao organic and curcuma as well as blue berry. All three are incredibly anti inflammatory.

Cut your meal cycle to two meals a day where you slightly overeat but in total stay under your calorie intake. Consider large shakes. Intermittened fastening is very very important to brain health. Further research in this Dr. Perlmutter.

Next thing.
Change your lifestyle:
Go out get fresh air and sun and clean water.
Sun and light in general is key to our health and so is good hydration and nutrioton. Ground yourself e.g go bare food in the woods. Cut out artificial blue light as well as E-smog.

Next.
Sleep.
Sleep is crucial for your recovery.
I SAID IT IS FUCKING CRUCIAL.
Calculate your sleep cycles in 90 minutes.
Sleep at least 5 cycles better 6.
Brain will fix itself in the later cycles via hormones means you need7,5 hpurs of sleep or better 9 hours in your case.

Next.
Meditation and Training.
Meditate and learn how to breath DAILY!!!!!!
Do mild exercise everyday start small ---> improve.

Next.
Nutrition.
Do a HQ multi inc. Vit D3

>Self author your whole life from your soul and make yourself consciously clear where your journey should go like clear targets.

The rest of your post is very helpful but this is just gay.

Lose weight you fat fuck, you were 430 pounds? The fuck? How do you even let it go that far?

Relax man, stress is a helluva drug.

can't you get a TV show called 'I'm fat and will become blind' over there. what's wrong with you fucking leafs?

Get fat. Health fails. Many such cases.

Feel free to ask if you have any further questions but unless you are not genetically prone to strokes consider inflammation as underlying cause of your disease. If you fight the inflammation and give your body and mind time to heal many happy years are yet to come my friend. Subdue your demons and analyze habits which are making you ill. And last but not least improve yourself and search for enlightenment. You are no cattle, no consuming zombie, you have the ultimate gift in you humanity received by god though the system is like a lampshade around the light making not more than cattle out of us.

WE SHALL OVERCOME.

>195kg

How is that even remotely possible?

No warning lamps flashing at 100kg?
120kg? 150kg?

>warning lamps

I know you probably just translated that literally, but it made me chuckle.

Son don´t be insecure about your sexuality.

youtube.com/watch?v=RoGdMpdZXzs

There is a reason why so many intelligent people here wasting their life and potential.

Just listen to our prophet and consider it doing it yourself with an unbiased and open mind.

It is really helpful for people who struggled and were raised by single mom without role model for example. What is a very big problem. The destruction of the nuclear family is key in the downfall of our civilization.

>having a stroke at 20 years old
Jesus Christ.

>having a stroke at 21/22
how the fuck do you even get that fat
how is it possible

Yeah, you'll be dead soon and there will be one less leaf

lmfao I added the infarct area as a mole.

CT scans are different than MRI scans. They give different information.

congrats, you can be a NEET now

neetbros unite

How do you have a stroke, and not know?

strokes have a way of impairing your cognition because it's literally brain damage