Brit/pol - They can take our porn... Edtion

Sadiq Khan looks to scrap ‘ladies and gentlemen’ in favour of gender neutral announcements on London trains and buses
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/gender-neutral-announcement-sadiq-khan-tfl-london-ladies-and-gentlemen-announcements-a7463271.html

>Private schools plan to offer 10,000 free places to children from low-income backgrounds
telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/12/09/private-schools-plan-offer-10000-free-places-children-low-income/

>Row over Saudi Arabia comments blows open rift between Theresa May and Boris Johnson
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/08/boris-johnson-theresa-may-odds-pm-rebukes-foreign-secretary/

>Private schools propose 10,000 free places
bbc.co.uk/news/education-38258454

>Conservatives win Sleaford by-election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38258976

>Boris booted! Ex-minister backs May 'slap down' of Foreign Sec over Saudi Arabia row
express.co.uk/news/politics/741590/Malcom-Rifkind-theresa-may-slap-down-boris-johnson-saudi-arabia

>EXPOSED! The seven MP’s who voted against BREXIT and their constituents
express.co.uk/news/politics/741574/Seven-MPs-voted-against-Brexit-constituencies

>EXCLUSIVE — Trump’s Potential Secretary of State says a UK-U.S. Trade Deal Should Be ‘High On Priority List’
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/08/potential-u-s-secretary-state-britain-high-priority-list/

>Police Deny Political Correctness After Report Finds Schoolgirl Raped by Muslim Gang Was Let Down
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/08/police-deny-cultural-niceties-report-finds-schoolgirl-raped-muslim-gang/

>Caroline Johnson holds seat for Conservatives
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/09/sleaford-byelection-caroline-johnson-holds-seat-for-conservatives

>What the papers say: The trouble with Boris and McDonald’s Brexit boon
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/papers-say-trouble-boris-mcdonalds-brexit-boon/

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Pork Pie

West Yorkshire is best Yorkshire.

Managed to bag these slags last night lads.

Imperial Leather

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ya better walk by or get force fed a pork pie.

also god tier captcha

>private schools offering free places to children from low-income backgrounds


>"I'm poorer than you! My kid should get a place!"
>"No - I'm the poorest!"
>"Well I'm poorer than both of you... and I'm black too!"


The race to the bottom is well under way

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Real talk: Israel or Palestine?

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Shame about Bradistan though, it really drags down everyone's perception of the whole county.

well actually bradford statistically is more white than Leicester
>45% white

how do so many people find this stuff funny?

I thought brit/pol/ loved Will Self? YTKD is always quoting him in his ripostes.

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>see this
>think about posting a pic in return of fittest girl I have pulled
>think it'd be better bantz to find a pic of the ugliest girl I have pulled
>look her up
>find this

She wasn't this bad 8 years ago, I swear

Normies are fucking retarded. That's why.

Nah an MP uglier than Sarah Olney

go on, try

>scottish """humour"""

that's a bit overly skeptical. it's a good thing that might change some peoples lives if done properly.

UKIP!?
MCDONALDS WORKER!?
ENGLAND FLAG WAVER!?

Going to Bradford is like getting a plane to Syria.

Amy?

Yeah it's still a shithole though, we can't avoid the truth.

>father from Bradford
>last time he went was 10 years ago for his mums funeral

nah Gemma

I never thought I'd hear dirty dyke quoted anywhere..

That's not to bad, I've had a lot worse in some provincial Welsh town nightclub...

You need to spend more time with normies otherwise your power level will reveal itself automatically around them

>Cunts setting off fireworks for no reason

I hate living near a council estate sometimes.

Lived in West Yorkshire for 10 years lad, went to school in Halifax

I will never, ever go back to that shithole

Probably has the highest concentration of individual shit towns of any county in England

>family from east end
>all whites have been forced out
>none of our culture now survives

Eccles cakes.

OK now to redeem myself,

She's not the best but the only one i could find on Bragbook

Find most people's humour is just dumb, they laugh at the most infantile crap. *tips

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If Nige is so sure on Britain getting a shitty deal why doesnt he stay to keep the government on it's toes?

Continuing the discussion

How does one go about learning a trade? Are there any bodies or company's that train people or do you have to have connections?

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College or apprenticeship.

He's been forced out.

Because he's a fameseeking bullshitter whose head has been inflated to terminal levels by his alt-right-fuelled fame in the USA

Godfrey Bloom predicted that a peerage from the government would be his downfall, he wasn't that far off

Kek.

Fuck off Hitchenite.

I have a theory that once Muslims in Sweden become 40-50% of the population some serious shit will go down. Civil war being a big possibility. I hope this will uncuck the Swedes which will then handily defeat the Muslims. Now redpilled they become a nationalist nation.

Thoughts?

Sayings like that are so utterly meaningless, we hear it from UKIP now "we have to hold the governments feet to the fire!", what does it mean m8? Nothing.

He resigned thinking things would be alright, but even if he stayed he would still be powerless. All the power here resides with May.

By who? And why?

I'm almost 21 so I don't think I'll be able to get an app

Audible jej

How's the gf situation, lads?

The change will be too gradual for anyone to suddenly react

Been about 4.5 years now, atleast I'm not a virgin or as much of a sperg as those folks on /brit/feel

terrible

I don't have social media and the only bars we go to are for posh CUNTS

Needless to say I'm not wealthy so I stand no chance

They normally chimp out on a national scale at 35%.

It's a sad thing to say but Sweden must die so the west may live. When the Islamists rise up and destroy/ take control of sweden it will serve as a catalyst to purge our lands of the paki menace.

UKIP did pretty shit in the byelection desu.

Any of you lads walked around Parliament yet? My local MP gave me a tour there yesterday, the bar there is cheap as fuck

I don't think so. Muslims won't wait until they are 80% of the population to try to actively oppress the 20%, they'll do it much sooner. Latest at 50%. And when 50% of a nation fights the other 50%...

See Lebanon for example.

It would never go that far idoit. Russia has the most muslims by far in Europe and it's only at 10-11%

Lads, why is it only the most horrible people get into power?

No it won't, people will never learn, Sweden's sacrifice will be completely in vain

Top OC

What. Sweden already has like 10%. And I think those stats are from 2015. And the 10% is young. And they breed fast. And Sweden keeps taking more and more.

I think labour is going to win the next election to be fair. I hope they don't but people are tired of the conservatives and may unfortunately isn't very popular. Not looking forward to the next wave of leftism. New labour is insufferable.

Hnnng, the one on the right would get it.

It's on an upward slide. Got a date with an actually attractive Chinese girl tomorrow, so things might be changing.

Got one already, she's blonde, qt 3.14, completely in love with me only negative can get a bit chubby if I don't keep an eye on her.

Her parents are fucking weird though.

You can still get one if you move quickly. Once you're over 24 or 25 it's more of a problem.

pretty gud desu
got into a relationship with a girl from cornwall

she's good in bed and she's quite the qt too
we got some hot chocolate and big puffy american marshmallows yesterday

Because some folk are just driven by power and control - a lot of them happen to be pricks.

In the process of getting my act together, so it's not going to happen for a while.

>having casual sex

absolutely immoral

Been with our lass 8 years now mate. Going pretty well, blonde hair, blue eyes, politically right wing, couldn't ask for more.

Hahahahahhaaa

Funny

Been over 3 years together, and our daughter is 2, but I miss the chase man, nights out with your mates are dogshit when you're not single

No way their at 10%

I reckon it'll be France, not Sweden

Sweden will bend over and appease them, whereas the French will reach a boiling point and then the pogroms will start

Coming up to 3 months single, still riding the fresh nogf high
Might start looking again in the new year

>Having children outside of wedlock

Absolutely immoral lad.

Catholic Britain, when?

>Row over Saudi Arabia comments blows open rift between Theresa May and Boris Johnson
Do cucks in these threads still defend mummy May?

Never, God willing

>posting it twice
Pretty desperate m8

It is at least fucking 10%. It was more than 6% in 2014 (state.gov/documents/organization/238650.pdf) and they have taken in hundreds of thousands since then.

And again, still taking in. And consider again that almost all of the 10% is young, so automatically that will grow as the old Swedes die off.

France or Germany would be the first to purge.

I hate you forever and ever

>giving a shit about that guy

>According to Eurostat, in 2010, there were 1.33 million foreign-born residents in Sweden, corresponding to 14.3% of the total population.
They've been taking in 100,000 Arabs every year since then.

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A wedding is going to take a few years to save up for, but couldn't wait for that in order to start a family, especially if we are going to have 5 kids eventually.

>tfw living a relaxing, retired lifestyle with kids and grandkids always coming round to visit

Are Swedes really as cucked as pol memes make them out to be? Or is it just the people at the top while everyone under them is seething like in Germany?

Can I just apologise on the behalf of Londonistan for how fucking shit we are. I'm truly sorry. I used to be proud of living in this city, now I don't like telling people where I'm from because they will rightly insult me.

Sorry lads.

When you go to a bar what do you wear?

Thinking of wearing a suit jacket but I don't know

>i demand a servile underclass of mass immigrant labour to look after me in old age
What did he mean by this?

mhairi black

louise mensch is cute!

Who?

>tripfag finally says something funny, then milks it for attention and ruins it
like pottery