Hey Leafshits how likely is it that Alberta's gonna become our 51st state?

Hey Leafshits how likely is it that Alberta's gonna become our 51st state?

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Area 51 is literally(literally) your 51st state.

I dunno. I'd rather have the Yukon.

But that would make our border look stupid.

Doesn't exist; )

youtube.com/watch?v=MIdUSqsz0Io

go to 40:19

basically the Albertans are getting fucked over and their likely going to lose their energy sector unless they join the US.

More likely is that both Canada and the US fracture and chunks of both join together.

Keep your filthy nigger/spic hands off our frozen redneck oil paradise.

>Post ID QtORCS96

Nice.

Hey Qt

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Maybe if you stopped fucking them in the ass so hard we wouldn't have to.

More like when is Canada and America going to team up and cleanse the Americas

We would need to annex BC as well or else our borders would be ugly as fuck.

qt orc girl 1996?

>US
>collapse

Pick one

Canada will fall, Quebec will gain independence, the rest will be annexed. Welcome home brother, you will finally be relevant on the world stage.

This sounds interesting.. what makes you say that?

We aren't fucking them in the ass any harder than you would, you already fuck the entire rust belt in the ass on a regular basis, you are not some paragon of the working class and Albertans know this too. They would sooner go independent than join the USA.

>we will never live in a timeline where Alberta, Saskatchewan, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, PEI, and Newfoundland abandon ship and join America.

Oh please. You guys are a hair away from civil war on any given day.

>letting quebec and ontario decide your gun laws

reminder: alberta wants the right to bear arms

BC is basically Oregon/Washington/Northern California 2.0 though. I me'd get some qt asians but also a shit ton more libshits. Alberta would be an injection of 3.5 million pure white people.

>literally .5% nigger
>.4% mexican

I'm pretty sure its the most conservative part of Canada too.

>tfw New Brunswick actually tried joining the US during the American Revolution
>Britain then imported Loyalists from New England to New Brunswick to keep it loyal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._John_River_expedition
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Fort_Cumberland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Fort_Cumberland

Imagine the bordergore. Bordergore is a crime against humanity

t. OCD

If Alberta goes Saskatchewan will go with them

manitoba/BC would likely follow shortly after them.

Newfound land would jump ship

and the rest would collapse with their shit economy

I don't know about Manitoba. They might stick with Ontario, though going with the other Prairie provinces would be a smarter move.

leave vancouver island out of it and i could give a fuck
we be jamaica north man

Even if that were true, the war would be ended so swiftly you wouldn't even notice it. 90% of the military and gun owners are republican.

Britain has done a bunch of shady shit to keep east Canadian provinces Canadian.

>Nova scotia wanted to join America
>brits said LOLNOPE

>New Brunswick wanted to join America
>brits said LOLNOPE

>newfoundlanders wanted to join America
>brits, pro-leaf newfie politicians, and leafs conspired and made sure America wasn't an option on the referendum
>most newfies voted independent so they could have a choice to join america in the future
>brits rigged it in canada's favour

The British have fucked over all of east-coast "Canada" so hard. We never wanted to be Canadian, we don't share a similar culture with the Ontarians or Quebecoise. They made sure we were Canadian so Canada gets our resources and Britain still has some say over the goings-ons.

Could you imagine how ugly it would be if we annexed two nonconnecting territories? Like Alberta and Quebec.

lol Alberta is literally paying for Quebec to be a part of your shitty country.

At least they'd still have jobs and the right to bear arms in the US and have Donald Trump as president instead of this faggot. Face it Alberta is the only good part of your country but its gonna end up just as cucked unless its removed.

Alberta is a piece of shit and overflowing with muslims

It's unlikely. And I think in the not-so-distant future redistribution transfers of wealth will stop to prevent further debt escalation. This will greatly assist the productive provinces (BC, AB, SK, ON) and the welfare provinces will have to start spending only what they collect in taxes.

The redistribution (socialist) scheme is a big reason why provinces and the country as a whole is in so much debt. It's also a huge reason Alberta resents the eastern provinces, Quebec in particular.

Actually no

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Alberta#Ethnic_origins

youtube.com/watch?v=JdfOfoxjZ-Y

It is the most conservative part though, yes.

You're right that it would trigger a domino effect among many provinces, it would likely also reignite the Quebec separatist movement and they would likely succeed, it would destroy the entire country.

But that is exactly why it is never going to happen, it isn't going to be permitted, and it can't be assured that Albertans would even want to join the USA, or separate entirely from Canada at all. All provinces have experience rough times, shit governments, we've held together for 150 years already and I don't think anyone is going to let the country just vanish.

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As opposed to which province(s), exactly?

If you say Quebec, I'm going to laugh. I guess they don't count as muslim if they come from Morocco and speak French, right?

>Northern Jamaica

wut

O GOD YES PLEASE DO COME fuck the rest of crapanada fuck eastern crapanada and bc fuck the canada........

fuck Hongcouver, we`ll take the sunshine coast though

This whole thread reminds me of this song:

youtube.com/watch?v=iRjurRdep_Q

Take Newfoundland with you you dumb burger, we never wanted to be Canadian and wanted to confederate with America in 1949.

There's more pro-american sentiment here today than pro-canadian.

>and i could give a fuck
>could give a fuck
>could

Cuba?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Alberta#Other_Ethnic_Groups

I got my numbers from this

it`s a leaf expression i guess
nice and wishy-washy

As far as straight up races go, Alberta is 2.1% nog.

Well, apparently Alberta can secede from Canada if they wish (part of the mandate that allowed them to join confederation, I hear).
But unless all the politicians representing them can get on one page, it's not likely. Federally, they're mostly CPC but of course the fucking NDP are in change of the province because that cunt Redford split the right with her corruption.

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Yanks do it too. You lads morphed 'I couldn't care less' (there is no possibility for me to care less than I do, I do not care at all) to 'I could care less' (I care to a degree that it is possible to care less than I do, I may care very much or just a little, but someone caring less than me is very possible).

Basically inverted the meaning of the whole phrase. I have no idea how that happened.

>us takes Alberta, Yukon, BC, NWT, and Saskatchewan
>Quebec fucks off and quickly takes Newfoundland, PEI, NS and NB
>Canada is reduced to Ontario, Manitoba, and Nunavut
>America booms as we quickly settle in with our northern friends
>America is great again

Fuck I'm tired of winning.

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I first included Newfoundland and Labrador, but I know fuck-all about Labrador so I ended up not including them.

we could give a fuck about semantics, hehe
i think it went like
as if i could give a fuck
then we dropped as if

Holy shit I thought NFL was 94% white?? The rock is 99% white!?! Holy shit sauce?

Also thanks for the pic, useful.

We just need to take their entire west side so on maps alaska doesn't have to hang out by itself on the side anymore

No thanks

way too many awsians

I have no idea whatsoever what there'd be to gain from the Yukon. All the territories have is a gateway to the north pole and diamonds (which the kikes at Debeers are already mining).

Yea, we prefer moving to your state anyway.

As long as you faggots leave Yukon Territory alone. I want to eventually settle in my sparsely populated, white, Canadian utopia.

>I want to eventually settle in my sparsely populated, white, Canadian utopia.

>white

I've got news for you bud....

lol asians are not welcome here

We dont like them very much

No than you mess up every thing

Based Montana is based

my version

>I thought NF was 94% white
The census includes Labrador too. Newfoundland separated from Labrador is 99% white.

You no need this canadian shit, invade russia instead!

We don't want Vancouver. Give it to Ontario.

>Minnesota was the most common destination for Swedes
>Minnesota has a lot of Somalis
Really makes me think.

it`s called Hongcouver and its your problem now, do as though wilt

thou*

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Not sure if bait or extreme autism.

Sauce? The wikipedia page doesn't have that

Albertan here,
I'm all kinds of down for this

DONT ANSWER user!!! It's the FBI!!!!!!

>not a single white country
>amerisharts are this cucked

oh am i laffin

>the wikipedia doesn't have that
>wikipedia
There's your problem lad.

The easiest way to deduce how white Newfoundland is is to look at and compare the census of the entire province with the demographics of Labrador. Only 5% of Newfoundland & Labrador as a province isn't white. Then you look at who the largest group of nonwhites in the province are and it's natives (they make up almost 5% of the province's population. Zero natives live on the island. Natives all live in Labrador. This pushes the island itself's population into the 99% white range. The other shitskin groups in the province only make up 0.1%/0.01%/0.00000...% of the population for each respective race.

the us WILL have alberta soon enough

To make it easier to understand

>Provincial census says Newfoundland and Labrador is 94% white
>5% of the province is native
>natives don't live in Newfoundland, just Labrador
>so Newfoundland is 99% white

I we would but its just way to depressing desu. At the very least stop smoking fucking krokodil and we'll think about it.

why the fuck do Somalians move to two of the coldest states?

Why Alberta precisely?

It's an edit.

The only province that is strictly conservative, compared to some of the other provinces that are centrist and just vote for the biggest current trend, or ontario which is strictly libcuck

No muslims in the maritimes

What is Montana?

maritimemuslimacademy.ca/

Shitskins can't handle the cold arctic. We will be fine in Yukon.

Hopefully.. I'm stuck in Ontario for now though. Fucking sucks dick here.

(((They))) are eradicating the Americans of Swedish and Norwegian stock who are concentrated in those states.

uh they have a female ndp premier, bro.

it's not

canada is only like 60% white too

What a fucking joke , this country is a piece of garbage anyways. There's nothing left worth saving

Somalis also move to Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont

It's a combination of Obongo hating white people (even liberal ones) and those states being homogenous enough that they have generous welfare policies

Somalis in Maine got really asshurt when Governor LePage passed a law to restrict welfare to non-citizens

And of course under President Trump if you're a welfare parasite and non-citizen you're going to be deported back to your shithole, no more indians at 7-11 supplementing their shit wages with welfare

based fucking Montana

Yukon is 70% white. Whitehorse is full of poos and filipinos

Canada is 79% white desu

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Canadian

also see here

>shitskins can't handle the cold arctic
Shitskins have been and still have been living there for 5000 years now, Nunavut's 10% white and NWT's 40% white.

25% of the Yukon are natives/snow mongolians anyways. Only 5% of those non-whites are foreigners.

Alberta ans everything North West so we connect to Alaska. The leftists in those areas can evacuate the new canadia with their blowjob therapy dogs

>No Jobs
>Lots of abandoned industrial equipment
>Oil
>Flat nothingness as far as the eye can see
>Blue collar men with families to feed

When Alberta becomes a fucking Mad Max dustbowl we're just going to quarantine it off and recover our national debt by putting cameras up and selling Alberta on pay-per-view.