Brit/pol/ - EMERGENCY NO LINKS EDITION

Lads.

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twitter.com/iredalepolitics/status/807064778736812033
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/09/david-cameron-accused-patronising-voters-blaming-rise-populism/
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/09/michelle-thomson-says-does-not-want-go-man-raped-police-contact/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38258976
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38261534
express.co.uk/news/politics/741701/michael-portillo-hails-brexit-motion-hammers-eurozone
express.co.uk/news/politics/741781/Brexit-EU-referendum-Brits-keep-freedom-of-movement-residence-rights
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/09/un-chief-compares-populist-success-trump-farage-islamic-state/
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/09/church-new-clientele-masturbating-pews/
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/09/labour-mps-blame-brexit-lack-clarity-sleaford-north-hykeham-byelection-result
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/russia-killed-olympic-amateurism-now-might-kill-anti-doping/
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-single-market-andy-burnham-labour-north-england-industry-uk-eu-a7466181.html
farage.neocities.org/
twitter.com/sammacrory/status/807274846614851584
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-wing_populism
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-citizenship-keep-freedom-of-movement-guy-verhofstadt-chief-negotiator-opt-in-passports-a7465271.html?cmpid=facebook-post
bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04kn3s0
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2013/03/we-fuss-over-mothers-then-tell-them-to-dump-their-children-in-baby-farms-and-go-back-to-work.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for based mummy May.

the trick is to put brit/pol/ in the filter and f5 the front page

twitter.com/iredalepolitics/status/807064778736812033


The absolute fucking STATE of the Tories

LINKS
>David Cameron accused of patronising voters after blaming 'the rise of populism' for Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/09/david-cameron-accused-patronising-voters-blaming-rise-populism/

>Michelle Thomson MP contacts police but says she does not want to 'go after' man who raped her
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/09/michelle-thomson-says-does-not-want-go-man-raped-police-contact/

>Conservatives win Sleaford by-election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38258976

>Cameron defends Brexit vote decision
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38261534

>Brexiteer Michael Portillo says EU is doomed to fail because of 'catastrophic' eurozone
express.co.uk/news/politics/741701/michael-portillo-hails-brexit-motion-hammers-eurozone

>Have your cake and eat it! Plans for Brits to have benefits of EU membership AFTER Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/741781/Brexit-EU-referendum-Brits-keep-freedom-of-movement-residence-rights

>UN Chief Compares Populist Success of Trump and Farage to Islamic State
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/09/un-chief-compares-populist-success-trump-farage-islamic-state/

>Security Guards at Church Services As ‘New Clientelle’ Defecate, Masturbate in Pews
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/09/church-new-clientele-masturbating-pews/

>Labour MPs fear party is alienating both sides of EU debate
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/09/labour-mps-blame-brexit-lack-clarity-sleaford-north-hykeham-byelection-result

>Russia killed Olympic amateurism. Now it might kill anti-doping
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/russia-killed-olympic-amateurism-now-might-kill-anti-doping/

>Andy Burnham calls for UK to leave single market to rebuild North
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-single-market-andy-burnham-labour-north-england-industry-uk-eu-a7466181.html

FARAGE.NEOCITIES.ORG

LAST ONE ON DRUGS IS A QUEER

And then still be out by 20 seconds.

Thank you based emergency thread maker.

>Michelle Thomson MP contacts police but says she does not want to 'go after' man who raped her

What a lovely way of damning someone as a rapist forever without all the hassle of actually having them convicted in a court of law

Womens' Suffrage was a mistake

>State of the Tories
>46% of people polled would vote for Tories next election

Can you just make the threads, for fucks sake? The only person who thread split was the Ellipsis Poster and he doesn't post AT ALL anymore. People might moan but in the end they'll go with your thread.

What's the emergency?

No, not if he posts the thread with his trip any way. The OP should be free from tripfaggotry.

btw lads

this link auto-generates links

farage.neocities.org/

There was no threads and YTKD fag was about to make one.

He doesn't.

>Andy Burnham calls for UK to leave single market to rebuild North

Wew. Based Burnham.

He's not the only one at all, there are also one or two bitter super-serious ex-posters who only drop in to post old posts of mine from the archives.

I never use my trip when making threads lately, it doesn't stop people from freaking out if they notice that the filename is one of mine or see that my ID is the same as the OP


Remember to apply Newton's Third Law to tripfag autism. For every sperg like me there is an anti-tripfag autist ready to strike

I would rather a thread made by a twat with actual, relevant links than a thread that might as well be on Sup Forums since it has no news, political or otherwise, and is basically just a thread for British people.

How does this work? Does it take the most popular articles from those sites or something?

That's another nightmare within a nightmare. If you're lucky enough to escape out of a hull breach, you're surrounded by thousands of miles of dark, undiscernible space. What if a shark finds you.

Hearing stories from survivors of the USS Indianapolis is harrowing as fuck (pic related).

>What if a shark finds you.

It'll probably leave you alone. If it doesn't gouge its eyes out.

>twitter.com/iredalepolitics/status/807064778736812033
Burnham is Labours only hope at this point, I mean, after Corbyn goes at the next election. I think Burnham is trying to stay low until then by trying to be mayor of manchester or some shit like that - I could be mistaken.

What's next for his career?

Grabs the most recent links from different sites.

>my diet has been utter shit for the past year

>5 people who I've not seen since last December have told me I've lost weight

Genuinely baffled. Am I being memed?

Are there enough loyal Corbynistas left in Labour to nominate his designated successor, who will then be swept to power again by the overwhelmingly pro-Corbyn membership?

Links are posted below so it's all good mate.

Hopefully.

I don't really give a shit about labour tbqhwy, I hope they crash and burn and die after what they have done to this country.

good evening lads

off home from work now and being social tonight

done fuck all work today, feels good

Fucking stupid literally whos? can't even make a non subpar thread.

They're in the minority and I doubt anybody would bother now the newfags are either 1) Gone 2) Used to you by now. The majority would go to your thread. Please make them.

My guess would be McDonnell or Burgon

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It might have something to do with her web of lies collapsing under serious scrutiny. Lena Dunham made that mistake already, saving other histrionic cunts from doing it themselves.

The Liebherr LR 11350, the UK's largest crane.

>Le Tories are better than Labour meme
Wanted an actual response not just "DUDE LABOUR SUCKS NOW LMAO 1000 YEAR BLAIRITE REICH I SURE AM GLAD WE HAVE MUMMY MAY AND HER RECORD IMMIGRATION NUMBERS INSTEAD OF DUMB RED ED LOOOL"

You inferred that I was saying the Tories were good, I did not however imply it.

McDonnell seems a worthy successor to the thorny socialist crown, he kept Corbyn strong when he was thinking of quitting over the summer as well as being anti-EU

He can have it, it's a sinking ship anyway.

USA is in a better position than us news-ically, for they at least have Fox News, which comes with relatively sensible people like Hannity, which gets lots of views, whilst we don't have any non-centrist/left, popular news television station.

Who is this semen summoner?

Can someone buy the Abolition of Britain audiobook and torrent it?

I wouldn't be surprised if they elected Dianne Abbott tbqh.

Peter Hitchens deserves the cash.

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>Mister Thpeaka

It would be like Miliband all over again

Does he fuck - he makes good arguments and explains them well but he constant defeatism puts me off giving him any more money than I absolutely have to.

Looks like a shiba

The only reason I hate labour is because Corbyn is blatantly a fucking Commie. If they had someone who wasn't I'd actually consider voting for them.

>waaah waah defeatism
I hate this meme.

Why did you abandon us dad? We were good boys. We dindu nuffin!

not voting for ukip, what a cuck

He literally talks about England being a lost cause and that the only purpose of his work should be to serve as a warning to other countries - if that isn't defeatist then what is?

w e w

twitter.com/sammacrory/status/807274846614851584

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-wing_populism

>I love his arguments and they're logically sound but... um... like... the logical conclusion of them just makes me... wow... I'm shaking rn :/

Fucking grow up

Glorified prison island.

Isn't that us post-snooper's charter?

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-citizenship-keep-freedom-of-movement-guy-verhofstadt-chief-negotiator-opt-in-passports-a7465271.html?cmpid=facebook-post

What's up with this?

Women, especially dykes, have a free pass to criticise Saudi Arabia

They almost always inevitably hijack the actual problem of proxy wars, arms deals and oil blackmail by going on about their vaginas and how women aren't allowed to drive over there, nice to see Ruth actually tackling the proxy wars part for once

Kek at Theresa May still saying FUCK-ALL about it, for all the shilling on here she's spectacularly weak

Now that could smash a mosque up nicely.

England is a lost cause. Especially for someone who has been involved in politics for 40 years, and has seen England go from a respected power, to a puppet of the EU which has been destroyed by multiculturalism.

>wahhhh wahhh snooper's charter wahhh

>LARPing cringe

Also you need to understand the Commonwealth Realms did more to distance relations with us than the other way. It's not comparable to an abandoning father, but a grown up child who forgets about family.

It was ok until they came for my Porn. That's one of the only things a man needs

>trivialising a major breach of freedom and privacy with "wahhh".
Fuck off, Theresa.

>Yes, goyim, I will absolutely use this ultimate power to jail Muslim extremists only, it's not like my government and I are rabidly politically correct and have already sent a man to prison for abusing Anna Soubry on Twitter

>being scared of open water
Ah don't be a big poof, Islanders have no right to be afraid of the sea and the depths.

Got a new coat today lads

>It was ok until they came for my Porn. That's one of the only things a cuck needs
FTFY M80

bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04kn3s0


10-minute interview with David Starkey on the EU vote


Poor sod has really gone into his shell since his husband died

You don't need it, lad.

>woman comes in to work
>one of the first things she says is I'm from London

What? Why would I care? Annoyed me desu.

what motive would businessmen have for promoting feminism?

Where is your work? Depending where they live Londoners think it's an equivalent to turning up at some African shithole in colonial times and declaring that they come from the White Man's Land

God was warning you to stay away from her.

((()))

How come it's always nige posters that are utter cucks and can't pleasure themselves without watching videos of other men shagging birds they'd fancy? Surely it can't be a coincidence, right?

Has he been malarkey'd?

(((businessmen)))

You need it when Autism and ineptitude fucks you over lads

>bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04kn3s0
tar for the link

Women are weaker and easier to exploit, too, let's not forget this. I doubt anyone here is an egalitarian who believes that men and women are equal, right?
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2013/03/we-fuss-over-mothers-then-tell-them-to-dump-their-children-in-baby-farms-and-go-back-to-work.html

There's a gorgeous chapter about it in The Abolition of Britain too; Christmas is coming

My understanding is that Jews do what they do simply because they hate us and our way of life, not for financial gain

Maybe she was looking to be congratulated on leaving

Doesn't Murdoch already own Sky and Fox?

I'm in the west country. I see more Londoners than I'd like already. Weirdos.

You never needed porn and you never will, doesn't matter what your situation is. You're just trying to justify as to why literally watching videos of other men screwing girls you like pleases you.

So did you jerk it to yer nan yet?

I-I'm a Londoner

Lad you sound really autistic

Escape From London

Get Kurt on the phone.

The dog knows it's gonna be eaten

Hello Pajeet

REEEE
I AM WHITE. MY FAMILY IS ALL ENGLISH AS FAR BACK AS 1650.
LEAVE ME ALONE.

Agreed with the foul slav here, pornography enslaves your mind with regards to sexual fantasies

So she shouted allah Akbar then?

>tripcode