So i got Comet Ping Pongs phone number ( two zero two-364-0404) and started making a vocaroo so i could post it on Sup Forums, but sadly i forgot they dont open until 5 pm (what kind of pizza place doesnt open till 5 pm wtf).
I was going a order the 'haitian special' then probably go off calling them sick pedo fucks. But i'm just wondering why hasnt anyone done this sooner?
Why havent we started prank calling Comet Ping Pong Pizza yet?
Nolan Jones
Oliver Price
bump
Caleb Reed
Battle toads!
David Bell
>Call CPP and ask for their best pasta dish.
>Ask if they serve hot dogs
>Ask how much for Haitian special.
Just order a bunch of food and never pick it up.
Fuck CPP and James Alefantis. Stupid fucking child fucking smirk on his face. He thinks we are stupid.
Fuck that douche.
Isaac Green
Oh no they'll lose their trillions of dollars now. Oh nooo. That plan's out there.
Gavin Campbell
How much are you being paid?
Tyler White
Wait they don't open til 5?..
Chef here. Pizza places make most of their money from 11-2 and from 5-9
That makes no sense...
Carson Wilson
Nothing. I don't oversell myself out to Jews. I only eat their poisoned food. Drink their poisoned water. Work their slave job.
Liam Roberts
sage
Gavin Gutierrez
seriously, this.
William Walker
Michael Carter
it's funny how like when you run a need money laundered, you open up a laundry mat. (cash based)
But of all fronts, they chose pizza. The fucking poster child for CP.
Hudson Hill
>dont open until 5 pm
It's not true, like most pizzagate shit
Hours: Open today · 11:30AM–10:45PM
John Ortiz
That's like fine dinner dining hours, but it's a Damn pizza parlour
Easton Diaz
Hello FBI
Landon Lee
Exactly
Nope, like i said in the OP, i literally just called them now and it went to voicemail saying they dont open until 5 pm. Need me to vocaroo it to prove it?
Ryan Ramirez
Pedophile detected
Austin Cruz
been trying to save all the Pizzagate related info-graphs I find from other websites for anyone who wants some additional information, please use anything here if it helps you.
imgur.com/gallery/Z1HSP
I also got some video links that could be related to this case.
15 Years Old Girl Survive Pizzagate Satanic Rituals Abuse: youtube.com
#PizzaGate Has Happened Before: youtube.com
Comet Pizza Party: youtube.com
Andrew Breitbart: What's In Your Closet John Podesta?: youtube.com
Nancy Schaefer exposes the EVIL CPS: youtube.com
Hollywood Pedos:
youtube.com
Owen Butler
da JEWS be keepin da white man down!
Connor Robinson
ask them about their cheese pizza. tell them you you don't like aged cheese.
Jonathan Anderson
...
Chase Gonzalez
Ask 4 battletoads pizza
Samuel Morales
Stop this nonsensical witch hunt.
Hunter Campbell
mon thru thurs they open at 5
today is Friday
Jayden Morris
Reddit pizzagate refugee retard ATS GLP skitz mental defective detected.
Fuck off to /x/, malco
Caleb Jenkins
Maybe i misheard the voice mail, but regardless, they didnt answer.
Maybe after the whole #pizzagate thing they started screening calls that have area codes outside of DC?
Luis Thomas
I was just there got interviewed in my MAGA hat, told them that I was concerned that people didn't care about the truth, they kept trying to skew it to sound like I believed it happened unquestioningly
god damn I hate the media
Mason Carter
and yes they are open, there's a line out the door
Grayson Gutierrez
>at the cusp of uncovering biggest conspiracy of all time
>lel let's prank call the pizza place
Robert Carter
who interviewed you?
Evan Lee
pics plz :)
Angel Diaz
fuck these satanic ped
Noah Powell
Don't forget about My Besta Pizza in the same plaza. they sell hot and delicious hair free pizza as well.
Ph: TWO ZERO TWO 244 8344
Dominic Hall
some chick from ABC and a couple printed papers, including some dude from like belgium or some shit
sadly my phone was dead so no pics
but you'll see me in my white maga hat and brown coat when they air my edited footage to say sieg heil,
Sebastian Murphy
I think it's pretty common for pizza shops not to open until that time, I know mine across the street from me doesn't open usually until 5:30pm or 6:00pm
Dylan Campbell
bahahah
"kill room"
BTW, kids are being raped by your local airport every day.
Camden Wright
Two 8" subs, 2 bags of chips, 2 sodas for $14.99 is a pretty good deal
Jack Taylor
Prank calls! Lmao, what a hilarious and novel idea! Why didn't anyone think of this sooner???
Justin Lopez
if i didn't suspect it was operated by a pedophile ring i would definitely order something.
Ayden Cooper
>ABC and a couple printed papers
crazy
Are they having some event, showing community support?
I'd heard something about that
#childcage
Liam Lopez
yeah that's about right, I'm a tad worried that I'll lose friends over it
Tyler Cook
This is it lads. I think i've figured out the answer. The perfect counter attack to the white genocide.
We need to cuck the jew. Literally.
Start working out. Stop playing vidya so much and smoking pot and eating unhealthy. And we need to spread the anglo seed into the enemy sloots. We have already established that all females are disloyal to the blood, and are willing to blanda up with alpha males. We need to become the alpha and smack the jewess ass at the clubs. I'm going to do my part lads. Will you?
Jaxson Sullivan
Daphne Rosen was awesome
Bentley Ramirez
(202) 324-3000
The owner's home number
Andrew Wilson
>not knowing how jews count their own
if you have a child with a jewess it's also a jew ya moron
Henry Butler
Heeb chicks are a lot of fun. Can confirm.
I have broken a heeb hymnen, but my seed could find no harbor in her chemically altered womb.
Carson Gonzalez
hmm
a raid thread that still lives?
Just visiting, don band me's
Benjamin Lee
EVERYONE BUMP AND PRANK CALL
Charles Rogers
Someone fuck with him and post it.