stop breaking shabbat
Stop breaking shabbat
Juan Gutierrez
Luis Diaz
shabbot is at 7 15, will pol be celebrating the sabbath tonight at their local synagogoes?
Luis Jones
This nigga is so funny.
Asher Gomez
Is he a sand nigger?
Grayson Martinez
just got back from shabbat and breaking it by being on Sup Forums
Hudson Russell
If you break shabbat you are 100% like a goy and have no share of the world to come.
Charles Scott
I'm not Jewish, I don't care about Jews.
Landon Gomez
Shabbas starts 18 minutes before sundown and ends at Havdalah 72 minutes after sunset on Saturday. If you didn't live in a G-d forsaken goyish area, you would hear sirens to notify you of this.
Remember to welcome the shabbas bride.
Joshua Lewis
Shalom friend!
I'm with a naval law firm, Sea Men Representation, based out of Tel Aviv, we know our Talmud as well as our law codes and I believe I can help you.
The Jews have never been known as a maritime people, but ever since Zion has been restored, the fishing industry has picked up quite a bit amongst us. Like anything, our traditions have not prevented us from dominating the local industries. With the boom however, did arise one odd problem: How do you deal with a storm on the open seas on the day of Sabbat?
It's kind of tricky, different maneuvers require different rabbis to authorize, but we can help you proceed with any tasks you deem urgent whilst still living according to Abraham's covenant.
Feel free to contact us should you have a specific case in mind.
Colton Baker
Should I apply to Yeshiva Law School?
Seems like a fast track to become a ny lawyer or learned elder of zion
Caleb Walker
Personally, I recommend daycare at any local Synagogue and finding humor in Mel Gibson's 'Passion of the Christ', but I've never had any formal education myself.
Logan Russell
oy vey
yes this
Easton Hall
the people i know that went there are working as attorney's and seem to enjoy their careers however i work in criminal and have never seen a yeshiva grad in the wild. so i guess my answer is it depends what kind of law you want to do.
sabbath is for family.
i will be having a nice dinner with my girlfriend after work.
>remember welcome the shabbas bride.
HA! my uncle used to say that all the time as a nonsequitur- still makes me laugh to think about it. hes also the only other person i ever met that used that phrase... Bruce is that you?
Shabat Shalom
HEY!
Shabat shalom!
HEY!
SHABAT SHABAT!
SHABAT
SHABAT SHALOM!
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Robert Cooper
Judaism is a defunct religion.
Every single Jew goes to hell.
Also, the Holocaust didn't happen.
William Evans
>stop breaking shabbat
It's almost sunset on friday, OP... get off the internet, and stay away from lightswitches.
Aiden Robinson
Not on the west coast
Ryder Martinez
...
Jose Brooks
>Not on the west coast
I thought they went by sunset in israel.
Charles Brooks
Can you talk about the armenian genocide?
Joshua Williams
shut up before I stuff your ass with aid dollar and smack you so hard with my nose you'll look like a shekel pinata
Charles Cox
new lecture
he starts with a vivid description of ISIS guys chopping off jews' heads
youtu.be
Evan Sanchez
stop letting arabs vote
Luis Johnson
Mizrahi is a televangelist and not worth my time along with 90% of so called rabbis. Also electricity isn't fire therefore in not breaking the shabboth. Good try though
Austin Taylor
pray for my tikkun h'brit
youtube.com
Levi Thomas
Dylan Lopez
Luis Williams
Oy vey
Landon Hall
Henry Williams
>2016
>Still taking "7th day" literally
>mfw
Brody Parker
>5776
>not taking The Bible literally
get a load of this goy, ill bet he doesn't even believe in the imminent arrival of the messiah and the literal resurrection of the dead which will follow
Daniel Martin
>HA! my uncle used to say that all the time as a nonsequitur- still makes me laugh to think about it. hes also the only other person i ever met that used that phrase... Bruce is that you?
There's literally a song called Lecha Dodi that is about welcoming the sabbath bride that is sung every Friday. So, no.
Aiden Torres
>lightswitches
>electricity is fire
Ultra-orthocuck detected. Halakhic Rationalist Jews know better.