Zoroastrianism is the greatest and only true religion

Zoroastrianism is the greatest and only true religion.

Abide by the fire, praise Zoroaster!

Suck it Christcucks

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>Abide by the fire
it's not fire worship you retard.

>Good thoughts
>Good words
>Good deeds

Back to back duplicate digits. Is it a sign?

fuck no. I would support a mass iranian conversion to zoroaster's religion tho.

Yes, Sup Forums is Zoroastrian board now

Heretics get out

>I would support a mass iranian conversion to zoroaster's religion tho.
already happening

>gave birth to Islam

no thanks

I know. What a wonderful time to live in!

You're religion is just the descendant of a discount version of Zoroastrianism. You and your false prophet are the real heretics.

Can the all great Zorasterians tell us who the next US president will be

Wait, is that really happening or are you Joshing me?

I've learned too much about too many types of religions/spiritual systems

My soul wants to practice something but there are no clear paths

Hermeticism is the closest I've come

Netherlands has a lot of Persian citizens
he probably has contact with family back home

Donald Trump 2020 - 70% Chance

Kanye West 2020 - 30% Chance

expelled jews stole many of his teachings and brought them back to modify their own pagan horseshit

pastafarian is the besta way

Hail Marinara,
Full of Spice,
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with thee.
Tasty art thou amongst sauces,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy jar, tomatoes
(although fools believe they are vegetables).
Holy Marinara,
Chief Amongst Toppings,
Save a plate for us now,
and at about 6 o’clock when dinner is served, if you would be so kind.
RAmen.

The millenials will save Iran.

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Praise Kek. Kek is the only god for me.

christians litterally are zoroasters

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

T.Berber

no I mean for 2016

at least give us a hint, will the next president have balls or a vagina

Enlightenment is not obtained through religion

happening for a while now. is accelerating

Dumb deus vult larper doesn't even know what "heretic" means.

So are muslims

[spoiler]and jews[/spoiler]

But Zoroastrianism pratice incest

It is an ancient turkic religion. Iranians learned it from us

top kek. does someone speak roach? translate this

Go LARP somewhere else faggot.

It should be noted that this is happening for the Iranis exclusively. Parsis will likely be extinct in 200 years.

Indeed.
All hail the daeva !!
Uh eww Ahura I mean.

>Ancient
>Turkic
>Religion

>ancient turkic religion

I didn't know roaches worshipped fire, I thought they feared it.

how can it be turkic you idiot? Persia was long before anyone thought of Turkey, you Young Turd.

It's an eastern iranic religion first and foremost, started out in northern afghanistan before spreading to central/southern afghanistan and then westward.

Turkics are roaches and are nothing but a scourge on the iranian plateau in history.

You're an autistic roach

It's english you uneducated simpleton Fuck you, Turks are an antienct people. Our culture influenced europeans, look at Runes, it came from Turks. The Huns conquered Europe and defeated the roman empire.
Westerners want to erase the Turkish influence on their culture and history but the facts cant be erased.

Turks existed in central asia for thousands of years. Turkey has been ours for over a thousand years too.

Afghanistan was Turkish land at the time. Turks are central asians

Show me a map with Persia nad Turkey on it...


You cant be so stupid.

>defeated the roman empire.
India defeated the Roman Empire through trade

stop posting revisionism

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you're just trolling, pretty weak tho

keep it up and maybe some gay iranian diaspora will get butthurt enough to argue with you

You ignorant polish drunk, Turkiye is a modern Republic. Show me Poland at the time when Turkic people destroyed Europe and conqered you.

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>Turkish
>Influence

< This is your brother

>roach posting intensifies

All hail the Ahura Mazda 626, with its all leather interior and 6 point surround sound.

Zoom zoom.

what's up with those pine cones?

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>Gods/Emperors carry a purse
No wonder Iran is trying to suppress its history

Look at ethnic groups in Afghanistan, Turkic people are half of Afghanistan. Xiongnu turks controled all that area.

yeah turkics moved in to the iranian plateau like the roach scourge they are

central asia as a whole was iranic, hell it's even bad that azeris in iran believe they're turkic

I'm going to guess you're a turk from turkey in which case, you're not even turkic, kek

>archive.is/kiGks
Not with that attidude

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>now

Revisionism, everyone!

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This.

> praising zoroaster instead of ahura mazda
> learned about zoroastrianism from wikipedia

try again faggot.

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You see how there is no Zoroaster on that chart? It's because of us Zoroastrians are above it all, to the point that your false God can't put us in in his fake hell.

Basically, our God would be up your God, but your God isn't real, too bad Christcucks.

XDDDDDD

What if the outer darkness is not hell, but space?

Gave birth to christfaggery too. Where do you think the concept of binary deities came from?

"Pastafarianism" is the absolute most cringey thing on the Internet.

Fuck SJWs, fuck furries, fuck feminazis.

Nothing produces such intense and consistent cringe as grown adults who think they're being witty by worshiping spaghetti. How utterly pathetic.

>You see how there is no Zoroaster on that chart? It's because
There are far too many false religions to list in that space.

The light of the world is God's Word. God's Word doesn't live in hell / destruction. He removed Himself from that place, so everyone who enters there doesn't have any hope, it's a dark place of suffering.

Any info on what this actually is?

Reminder, if jesus was alive he'd walk into the Vatican and start flipping tables.

Then drive away in his brand new 2017 Ahura Mazda 6, with stow and go seating and side curtain airbags.

Azeris are turks! What are you? a Butthurt Armenian? Azeri TURKS will return all of the land. ANd from Iran too. You just wait until they collapse soon. Turks will unite with Syrian and Iraqi Turkmens, and Azeri Turks. lies about Turk people are spread by the butthurt losers who we have conquered. The world took advantage of our weakness in ww1 when armenians and greeks backstabbed us, but we never held grudge, clearly that was a mistake because now you go all over the word and spread lies.

Witnessed.
You also can't convert.
Pic OP related

it is a symbol of Tegri. It represents the sky and wisdom.

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>"Pastafarianism" is the absolute most cringey thing on the Internet.
>Goes on a Mangolian finger painting board that worships a frog

Basically the polar opposite of Sup Forums
Good thoughts
Good speech
Good actions

Thank you.

Can you offer any good sources where I could explore Zoroastrianism? It seems rather intriguing.

Your every thought and action are a result of the eternal flame.
There is only one path and that is the path of Truth.
Zoroastrianism is cool but it's a dead religion for persians. Sup Forums is a Christian board and the west is a Christian culture.

Pastafarianism was always lame as fuck tho, something only atheshits found funny. I didn't hear about FSM until South Park and they appropriately portrayed it for the faggotry it was.

You're retarded

>Christcucks

I think you should be more worried about Islam finishing the job it started

>Pastafarianism was always lame as fuck tho
>Worshiping a frog isn't
wew lad

This is wishful thinking. Persians aren't going back to Zooastarianism any more than Turks/Mongols going back to Tengriism. The bulk of themasses only change their religion by coercion from the top. Even Christianity needed Emperor Constantine's backing to tip the scales and reach critical mass.

>This is wishful thinking. Persians aren't going back to Zooastarianism any more than Turks/Mongols going back to Tengriism.
clearly you have zero real first hand information from Iran.

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Trump most likely

It's happening not only there but in the new Kurdistan region, since people are fed up with islam after what they did to the yazidis.
They just opened their first Fire temple in Sulaimani like a month ago.

So isis not only shattered pan-arabism even further while giving away arab clay to turks and kurds but they are also helping reviving this religion.

>Suck it Christcucks
Three Zoroastrian mages visited Christ after His birth. You take your retardation away.

"I didn't know what to get him, so I just brought some gold."

>myrrh intensifies

>Can't bury the dead
>Can't touch sea water
>Women can't approach fire or water while menstruating
>No way to repent for past sins.
>worship fire
>God is good, but also evil...?
Your religion sucks, faggot!