Infiltrating Bohemian Grove

Lets say I try to infiltrate Bohemian Grove

What are my chances of making it to the core of the place and taking some pics?

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if alex jones can do it you should be able to

this is probably HQ of the pizza cult

Be careful user, don't wanna end up sacrificed to some ow demon

as long as you take your supermale vitality you be fine

It would be easier to get into Obama's office

bring an army of atleast 20 men maybe more along with hot women

If I ever got suicidal enough, I'd try livestream myself sneaking onto Jeffrey Epstein's private island and investigating the creepy Egyptian-style cow temple. I bet there's all sorts of Illuminati dungeons hidden underneath it.

Of course, I'm sure his associates cleaned the place of anything incriminating when Epstein's crimes first broke in the news.

also be advised they say the big big ritual happens during the summer time i think its july not sure though

It's not hard.

>I've been a guest twice.

Make sure you livestream.

The question you should be asking is: What are your chances of getting out?

I've never been in, but have been told by someone who's been what it's like.

He said they split them up in groups and they basically just shoot the shit for the night and drink. He said they had a bonfire, a cabin/bunkhouse which was pretty bare except for a full kitchen with staff. I was encouraged about the validity a few months ago when I saw the Grove member list that someone supposedly leaked. All the people he said from the group he was in were on the list to his credit.

Now he was invited as a guest of a member, so if there is some rape/sacrifice event I doubt it would be the one guests got invited to, however based on what he saw, he said it was pretty benign.

What have you got to live for anyways?

It's only used a couple weeks out of the year....

I was pondering BG and I wondered if BG was the initiation place to suck politicians and business men into being blackmailed and controlled.

Perhaps secretly drug them then record their actions.

jail possibly torture

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I'm not super concerned.

Details?

>Take your super male vitality pills
>Wash them down with pure, filtered water
>Sneak into Bohemian Grove
>Zionists try to catch you
>Their frail, cannibal-diseased bodies are no match for you
>Save the day and kill all of the occultists
>Become National Hero
>Donald Trump shakes your hand
>"Thank you, user. You've done your country a great service."
>Dad is proud of you too

so the pedos are also a bunch of homos? really made me think

>related videos: Alex Jones on gay rituals of Bohemian Grove
kek

Nixon said BG was queer.

Ok. Not going to give away my ID, but here goes.

>work for an auction house years ago
>dealt in wine, art, artifacts
>got invited by clients
First time
>spent two days in guest camp
>food was terrible
>mostly drinking really fine wine and biz deals
>collected 300 biz cards
>never got invited to the "plays"
Second Time
>sat in on a movie deal negotiation
>saw most of the people you would expect
>saw the "play" from far away
>left the third day for meetings in Boston

Mostly, it's rich people, some military retired, lots of tv and movie people, and wannabes.

They get drunk as fuck, tell shitty jokes, and piss all over the place. The food is garbage (like summer camp). Sometimes there's organized lectures on the economy and the markets.

Not one woman to be found, which is weird.

>Not one woman to be found, which is weird.

Never saw any gay or pedo stuff, but they do tell a lot of gay jokes and wave their cocks around.

It's like a bunch of 13 year old boys at camp.

It's just a gay bath house for Republicans.

All of these things actually happened
Except the last one

Draw a mustache on the owl

nice LARPing faggot

You would be surprised at how many "liberals" were there.

I bumped into a dozen film and music types that were actual Bohemian Club members.

It was started by Mark Twain and others to bring together the arts.

Rich people bought their way in back in the 1930s.

Listen to the Nixon tapes. It's just frat/homo shit

Dude, find one of those retiree frogmen from 'nam to train you.

Ok.

>It was started by Mark Twain and others to bring together the arts.
You're thinking of Ambrose Bierce and Jack London

>I was dumbing it down for the normies

Bierce is still a mystery.
It was actually started by Spice smugglers from the Barbary Coast, but nevermind that.
Good stuff, however.

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