Tfw celtic

>tfw celtic
why are we so short?

shortages of potato?

>TFW 5'10
end the suffering, the manlet life is no life at all

why don't you just stretch your neck out like u do 2 ur dick?

tfw 5'8

you didn't tell us where the fucking gold was

now you pay

>tfw 5'6"

>tfw 5'11 manlet.
>tfw girls are taller

>tfw half-celtic
>tfw 5'9

...

5,8 celtic manlet. KMS.

6'1 with two Irish parents. Are we typically short?

>Tfw 6'2"
>Asian girls look down to talk to me

Fuck being short

I don't have those metal rings family

That's above average. And I'm not just saying that because I'm 178.

Why would you want to be a lanklet? They're uncomfortable in most vehicles, their clothes are harder to find, their proportions are much worse, they have back problems and don't live as long. Plus our genitals look bigger compared to our body size.

>not all celtics
I know a surnamed celt that is 6'6"

He towers over me and makes me feel like a child

I'm 6'2

the genital part is the only saving grace.
I'd trade one inch of my dick for 5 inches more of height desu

>6'2"
>220 lbs

Every other Irish person i know is pretty small, and im straight Irish, nothin else. Am i descended from Boru or something?

>tfw 5'6"

...

>tfw 6;2

>5'7
Originally from the Rhineland, by family has been in the U.S from before the American revolution.
And marrying Irish women.
Still have blue eyes so I guess there's that

>tfw 5'5
Im irish and gallician

inbreeding and white women picking short dudes for 4000 years.

>white women picking short dude
>reality
pick one and only one

Most white women seem to choose normal sized men. Only isolated inbreds like the Balkans and Scandinavia go super-tall, just like those African tribes.

>tfw 4'7" celt descendant

>tfw 5'8
Half Celtic half Slav half Anglo-Saxon

interesting...
Maybe that's why tall people die earlier.

how tall was your slavic parent?

6'

>tfw shorter than your dad

Nigga im 5'9 with a gf and am still taller than 80 percent of women and those other 20 percent are usually ogre looking fat bitches. Do you even leave the house. You 5'8 to 5'10 cucks need to stop whining.

>Six foot with a four inch penis

Yeah no thanks

>tfw im a short 5'11 lad and I'm taller than all these anglo betas

>implying a 5'10 can get with a 6'1 qt
>tfw taller than your dad
He's 5'5 and my mom is shorter than him.
Honestly wonder if im adopted

>6'1
>qt
>implying imlications

Half-Celtic Half-Roman here.

The fucking Tuatha had to give us enough fairy blood to be leprechaun manlets but not enough for cool magic shit.

I'm about 6"1. I'm a mutt to the truest sense probably but to break it down it's Irish, Norwegian, Swedish, English and German with scattered bits of native American.

Celtic surname though.

It's the dick juice