You will never be a Chad

>you will never be a Chad

Thank god money talks

Speak for yourself, buster

I am a chad.

American posts are on par with Canadian posts at this point, just dreadful :^)

>wanting to be a chad
>not realizing that being the dark and mysterious type gets you the hottest girls

*tips beer bong*

A horny ovulating woman doesn't care about money unless it comes with a good looking face + height. In the moment she only cares about what wets her pussy, and it's Chad.

However, money can definitely qualify you to be woman's a beta cuckold provider.

is that guy really 40?

dirty cash I want you dirty cash I need you ooohh

Being a Chad has diminishing returns. Your peak is 18-24 year olds who have not hit the peak of their sexuality. Then once you cross the old guy threshold most of them will avoid you because it's "creepy".

Then your stuck with a shitty Dead end job and not enough money to cover your alimony and child support.

20 years ago being a Chad paid off, but now not so much. Chad dad

Yes this is me at 40. Her I am at 48

But are Chads breeding? Or wasting their genetics?

what the fuck are you trying to say you fucking retard?

What are the minimum qualifications though?

Femanons get in here.

OPs pic is not a Chad. He's a hard working, NYDP officer. Chads don't do jobs like that.

That man needs to breed with who ever and with as many attractive Stacies as possible.

>alimony
>child support
Yeah I'm not gonna fuck up like you, Chad Dad. While the city job I'm in the process for doesn't pay great(72k starting after probation) I won't have bullshit expenses like that. Also what's creepy being s chad/bro into your 30s and still smashing 20 somethings? Gym buddy is 41 and still fucking grad students.

chads are just better men than you

CMON STEP IT UP

>wanting femanons in your thread

Good thing I am a NEET. I am 21 and everyone says I look 17 so all the 14 and 15 year old girld give looks at me.

Bitches know what makes a man a chad though.

>tfw your name is chad
>tfw you're a beta male

No they don't. Go away loser cuck.

fuck how the fuck I typed girld instead of girls?

wayne is a gay pedophile schizo con artist who lives in a dilapidated camper, don't give him any attention

bitches dont know shit

they blindly follow whatever the jew on tv tells them to like and want

Says you Trudaeuling

Still more of a man than you it seems.

>Asking women how to get women

6 feet
6 pack
6 figures

>You will never be a pretty nigga.
Damn.

Melissa on twitter doesn't and she's a full fledged blonde haired blue eyed nazi

>ywn be under chad as he fucks you mercilessly

Says you again.

Do you even do martial arts?

who?

what a goyim

*teleports behind you*

Do you?

>implying he isn't fucking hordes of bitches as we speak

Sure, but I'm hung. I've been inside Chad many times. I honestly prefer it that way.

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>Femanons get in here.
kek, ask a woman and you will get answers like
>in touch with his feeling blabla feminist blabla good with children
And when they find a guy like that they get tired of him after a month and tell every one of their friends what a faggot he is.

You don't have to be a douche, but its better to be a douche then being a numale.

I'm simply asking what are some of the things that make women wet about a man.

F A G

One day

What the fuck happened??

Working on it

you should be very brutal and hardy man
manliness should figuratively radiate from you

>you will never be a finance bro living the comfy life in NYC

femanon here

you need to be 6'5"+, 8+/10 face, and 7.5" cock minimum if you want me to fuck you

otherwise you have to wine and dine me

>7.5" cock minimum if you want me to fuck you
How do you know the cock is that long before its time for fucking? Do you blow him and then when he gets hard but fails to trigger your gag reflexes you just stop and go home?

I get him to grind me and suss out the length of his boner. Dick is abundant and low value. Why should I settle for small dick attached to a sub-8/10 face man?

Personality and dick size are correlated.

>finance
>NYC
>comfy
get outa here

all those characteristics together leaves you like 1 in 500 men

>femanon here

Those are my qualifications and I still have sex multiple times a week.

his traps are def roided. ain't that kinda hipocisy to use geare, when you're policeman?

>1 in 500 men
More like ~1 in 8,000+ to fit all those requirements. Having a 7.5inch cock is like 3% of men at best, 6'5 is around 4%, and an 8/10 face is the least likely of all.

>Work in EMS.
>OP is a picture of a firefighter.

You must not know much about what goes on in law enforcement, son.