So Kek, Can i please have a wonderful 2017 with a gf and no suicidal tendies ?

So Kek, Can i please have a wonderful 2017 with a gf and no suicidal tendies ?

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Kek says no

So Kek, Can i please have a wonderful 2017 with a f

Kek, will I get at least a 3.0 this semester?

Kek, can I have a college gf this year or the next at least?

Kek may I get some digits which repeat for Christmas?

off by one

Kek, grants things in mysterious ways all you have to do is believe

There isn't much time left Kek. Can I achieve it?

Kek, will Romney become SoS?

I'll be your friend, leaf. At work rn but gimme your battletag or steam account.

>asking kek to not kill yourself
>kek would let you kill ur self and watch

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Kek bless me with Clinton's death by the end of the year.

Kek destroy isis pls

He's not here today. I called, stupid secretary answered me.

No but i can

REEEEEEEEEEEE

nice

Wew lads

Please Kek, let 2017 be the change in my life. A kind gf, good moeny, lots of sex.

I would be so grateful.

MOLOCH SAYS YES.

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO OFFER HIM IN RETURN FOR THIS TRIFLE REWARD?

Kek isn't real. Allah is.

So Kek, my only wish is for more chaos.

Fulfill it or nah. I don't care, desu.

God dammit

sigh

fucking hell

No

Lol OP got rekt

I kinda hope they do, though. I want to hit the streets and kill some faggots.