User, I'm pregnant and... it's yours

>user, I'm pregnant and... it's yours
what do you do?

Marry her
Only decent thing to do

>Marry her
this. You need to own up to what you did. And if I fucked a girl without a condom, I knew the consequences and should be a good baby daddy.

*kicks down stairs*

Marry Kaoru

I take responsibility like my animes taught me

No, it isn't, I don't fuck sluts

Thank god I've moved to a parallel 2D universe

>mine
I didn't even touch her with a 10 foot pole, she can hang for all I care

Don't know what she's from but she's cute enough to tie the knot with.
>marriage is best option

LOL dumb cumskin bitch think im gonna raise her kid

skank shuda shut her trap

Not have to worry about getting her pregnant for the next 10 months.

I actual

I'm a virgin it can't be mine

>marrying some generic jap stay at home oka-san
>not a superior panzerwaifu who grew up commanding a churchill
>not wanting a strong level headed waifu

Fucking babys

draw her a husband

"So what you gonna do about it?"

marry Ai

fuck

"draw her an abortion" would have been funnier

She is mentally handicapped, isn't she? If not, I would just marry her.

*I actually have kids. They're awesome.
I keep doing this recently.

Who are you and what did you do with my actual waifu?

exelent taste my negro friendo

time for that abortion we talked about

hey guys i found the nigger

Picture related

Marry her and raise a kawaii anime child. Then I'll cheat on Amigami with Kaoru and kill myself for being a cartoon race mixing faggot

how is that possible when i never have sex

Amagami is one of the greatest gyaruges ever made
and pic related is the best girl

ask her why she isn't wearing the wedding ring I bought her

drag her home by the hair and screw her in the ass for 3 hours while slapping and choking her

why do you make me do this to you baby? when are you going to act right?

i took vows of celibacy, and i have not broken them, thus it is not mine

...

Lay off the bud, I'm imaging being called out for knocking up a anime girl.

>gyaruges
so, is that like erotic whores or something?

Daily reminder that anime is degeneracy

Best grill

Mazallah! We shall name him Karim!

We get the abortion with my emergency baby fund stash($10k)
If I knocked her up it was a freak accident since I won't fuck without a confom unless they're on the pill or have that bar or the patch
>Muh white race needs you to have children
I'm an eternal bachelor and see bringing any child into this current disgusting excuse for a world selfish and economically a downfall
Fuck you if you care what I do

girl games in nip
means games where your aim is to fuck the heroines

we would have also accepted "shove an eraser into her uterus"

But I'm still a virgin.

Did you rape me?

You have any daughters? Do you kiss your daughter on the lips?
Why are you here instead of cuddling/kissing your daughter? Your story sounds like bullshit.

wtf
some of those plants like a few dozen gram doze can kill you
this dude aint normal

if ur gunna piss off weebs i wouldn't namefag on an archived website sweetheart

>Shacking up with a woman who pilots a garbage Bong tin can named after the second worst British person to ever live
I seriously hope you don't do this

Stan plz.

He's just using the weird pronunciation based spelling of girl.
It's galge, game where you get the gal.

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Back to faggot

Saying that on a malaysian shoelace factory forum isn't very convincing.

>cute
>big tits
>submissive
Marry her. I just won Lotto!

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