*unsheathes kantana*

*unsheathes kantana*
TENNO HEIKA BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!
what do?

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Shoot.

*pumps M97*

*teleports behind you*
*unleashes Garand*
Nothing personal kid

OSOI
*teleports behind him*
SHINE

>MONGEKYO SHARINGAN

I take out my keikkonou no roku katana blade, chainblock in nutarioki stance and bisect him as i pass with orotoki no ninori

*point* - "omg Godzirra is behind you!!!
run away

YARE YARE

ZA WARUDO
TOKI WO TOMARE
MUDAMUDAMUDA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...

Put up a baby gate so the nips cant pass.

kekked
>tfw hating unintentionally learning japanese

Give them 2d anime girls.

we've done it before you pindicked riceniggers we'll do it again


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These guys know the drill

He does not.

Shout "ONIICHAN DAMEEEEE" back

Why should I be afraid if he can't spell "Katana" right? *^_^*

Make fun of him for having a small penis.

CHOTTO
MATTE

Bend over and expose my gaijen butthole to him, dishonoring his famiry by gazing upon the backside of another man and forcing him to commit sudoku to regain the honor for him family. Then I fuck his warm butthole after he's dead.

Even if you stop time, I'm still going to blow your head off, DIO!!

FPBP

>Pew
>Pew
>Pew
>Pew
>Pew
>PLING

Katanas are actually pretty mediocre swords.

Compared to a European longsword they
-break easy when bent sideways
-material chips off their edges easy
-have shitty hand protection
-are really pretty short for two handed swords

Also
-european longswords can be used for "half swording", for precise stabs
-you can turn european longswords around and hit with the cross guard, using them as a war hammer against people with plate armor

They only thing about katanas is that they stay sharp a little little bit longer

AYO HOL UP!

>TENNO
WE WUZ OROKANGZ

personnel*

Shoot him in his engorged gook head and then stomp on his corpse.

...

They didnt used katanas in the war but Guntos

Jesus christ that has to be the funniest shit I've ever heard, I can't tell if they are trying to be punk but don't know English well or are fucking around

Japan is superior to the US

*sips nuclear physics*

In a real war swords are pretty shitty anyway and pole arms are the way to go.

Swords are great because they are convinient - you can carry them on your belt in your everyday life.
In a real battle a polearm/spear is in almost every way superior

>FOUR
>SCOOPS

Provide covering fire and pray I see some chinks get the ol' Otoya Yamaguchi.

Tell them Evangelion is shit.

...

Pull out my butter knife

>Draw my own katana
>Assume steerotypical beginner kendo stance
>Do unexpected one-handed lunge and stab the midget accurately in the throat with point of sword.

I studied foil as well as kendo, Tojo would be fucked.

Holy shit I'm getting PTSD flashbacks to all those Jap grenades in CoD W@W

*unsheathes ak*

>thinking you can dash in on me for free

SHORYUKEN!

heh... nothin personel... 16er

Kek, kawaii/10

In the real war Garands and BARs was superior lel

> Open swiss army knife
> chop the fucker to pieces

HOKUTO HYAKURETSUKEN
AATATATAATATATATATA

Empty Thompson or 38 into him and his two pals and then stamp in their faces

Take his family blade home to cut hedges with after war.

*sheathes Type 58*
김일성 장군님 만세!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do?

We can't read Canadian, syrup sucker.

moo

>what do?

get 25 kills quickly, call in the tactical nuke

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Van Damme is so op.

Ryuuga wagateki wo kurau!

fire my Bren gun in his direction

>only five shots before ping

dumb frogposter

>Throw bag of chicken entrails, heads, feet, etc on ground
>Watch NK Army kill each other for these rare delicacies

Source? Seen it a few times

TOPKEK. the japs made pretty funny propaganda

>summons Jerry Miculek
>cackles gleefully

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Introduce him to some .45 200gr hollow points

BAKANA!

*unleashes Korean bants*

*unzips artillery barrage*

Make his god become McArthur's butler

NANI?! ORE NO ITAMI WA OMAWE IJOU DA!

*duel wields nuclear weaponry*

kek? why don't we see many koreans here. are they on int?

ALL HAIL BARON!!

YARI ASHIGARU DE GOZAIMASU

I WOULD GRIP MY STEEL
H O L Y F L A ME
BURN AGAIN
FOR
ETERNITY
T
E
R
N
I
T
Y
BURN MY HEART TO WIN
THE HOLY WAR IS AWAITING ANOTHER FIERY KING


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Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade


it's breddy gud

*it's an hologram*

...

Based Korea.

ITS THE KIKES!

Legion > Phalanx

>sheathes
I guess I'm good. Thank God they didn't unsheath.

>small penis
>based

Try harder.

They have been a bit scarce lately now you mention it. There were a lot posting round the time that weird cult shit with their govt came out. Jap vs Korean bants are epic.

can we not do this please?

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG PING

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA

>Merry Christmas you filthy chink!

Most Japs used knock-off American designs (that they stole) not swords

Only officers held swords and they mostly used them to kill unarmed POWs and their own civilians

as opposed to
>big penis
>nigger

KAAAAAAAAAME

Can i wish WW3 for christmas santa?

Fire eight rounds of freedom until I hear the ping.

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

Masturbate furiously.

Order the mongolian beef.

Since when Austraila is so based?

Yes, they lost on purpose because they were being merciful to an inferior enemy.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARGHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>copying kikke's favourite puppet
>based

t.60%

Japs are more white then burgers

*Then remembers he binned it earlier*