Trolls beware, Carrie Goldberg is coming for you, your game is through

Trolls beware, Carrie Goldberg is coming for you, your game is through

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Nice. Does she have n00dz?

Bring it. *^_^*

(((Goldberg)))

EVERY

MOTHER

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Why is she wearing tight latex? Is this considered (((formal))) now?

Nice gigantic glasses. They don't look ridiculous at all.

No anything but Goldberg.

I'd GOY her

(((Goldberg)))
>That nose

leather pants and heals like that
she does not make much of her money from case work, does she?

this or someone capture some new nudes and upload them to these internets for max ironic lulz.

Revenge porn isn't exactly trolling though; is it?

Shoop a benis onto her nose

>Goldberg

This is not funny anymore.

>(((Goldberg)))

Every
Single
Time

((Goldberg)))

You have no eye for fashion

You are now reading (((Goldberg))) in the Morrakiu voice.

>coming from a fucking leaf

If that's what being "fashionable" looks like, I'll take that as a compliment.

What a hot slut

So when does somebody hack her, and find all the tit picks she inevitably has on her phone?

>trying to hide the big nose with big glasses

>anals of law
>ANALS

This isn't a meme. This is for real. Is this art imitating life, or life imitating art?

fpbp /thread

>comically large glasses to hide her gigantic groucho marx nose

to be honest im not even sure anymore i think my life simulators broken it keeps turning everything into a meme joke, maybe russia hacked reality

YOU FUCKING SHEKEL MONSTER!

i like the way you think, hue

(((Obligatory)))

no no I was implying she is a dominatrix.

As our French friends say: "Femme à lunettes, femmes à quéquettes"

That goddamn nose

Revenge porn is a pretty shitty thing to do to someone desu. Those emotions will eat you up now with hate, and eat you up later with regret.

Just walk away. Fuck 'em. Just walk away.

>revenge porn is ebil
Just a thought... don't film yourself fucking

Shiiiiiiiit quick guys how do I delete my posting history???

When did the New Yorker become such udder shit?

Well, she looks quite a bit more professional than your average hooker, but to be fair, leather pants? Do we consider that to be business wear now? Not to mention, a 1970's/1980's grain photo in front of a courthouse with slightly faded colors and all that. I mean, was she hoping to be a joke? This is hardly professional.

Here's the website to her "firm."

cagoldberglaw.com/about/

She went to Brooklyn Law School, which is a shitty school, particularly given all the jewish nepotism in admissions.

actuly yes, that is how she got interested in this field of law.
shes a nu-liberal that thinks she is dressing strong and relatable to her young sluty clients.

strong jewish woman wearing over sized glasses is my fetish.

they are only talking to themselves in 90% of their print now.
maybe when they got bought out sveral years ago

vassar has that image tagged from 2014 how old is that imac?

she cant afford new office equipment her firm is floundering.

lol

Girl with glasses, girl with dick?

Wut.

GOIDBEIG OY VEY

Welp drop some images & the shoop factories will get into full gear lel

>she cant afford new office equipment her firm is floundering.

She's probably using the old Mac to look fashionable, just like the glasses from 1938

That's the literal translation but it implies that they're "good with a dick" rather than "having a dick."

>old Mac to look fashionable

Then law is not her industry. I have never been aware of anyone using an apple product that was seven years old as a fashion statement.

we had imacs like those in my graphic arts lab in high school back around 2005, not even sure if they had started using intel CPUs by that point

apple-history.com/imac_late_06

Women who wear glasses need them because they have sucked so much dick in their life that the strain of focusing on the cocks while they do their thing has negatively effected their vision via from strain of the moving up close object for extended periods of time.

>someone tweet her pic related
lel

man I'd like to see some revenge porn of her

its funny how women dress like that,and then want to complain about a non existant rape culture

they get raped because there stupid whores that dress like sluts

She is wearing those glasses to be ironical right?

We need to ruin this cunt

false. but what i did find true today is that if your/a girl dyes her hair, then she's a freak (the good kind.)

Is he on twatter?
tweet the pic @ her

>sue you for revenge porn
>you just make revenge porn of her
That's like killing the victims lawyer.

That pic is hilarious.

Send me her Twitter account, I will tweet for the lulz.

Please.

Post here.

This, would fuggg the liberal out of her

True. But what about hacked webcams?

why would someone be walking laterally across stairs

"Durr I was walking home drunk at 2am going down a poorly lit alley"
>"Durr we need to teach men not to rape!"
meanwhile it was jamal and his 3 brothers... but mentioning would be rayciss

I was just bantzin' m8, glasses

>tweet the pic @ her
Someone else has to i don't have any of those things m8

I would throw such a fucking into this one.
Yowza!

Swept back hair makes her forehead look huge, maybe normally it looks better. Huge glasses overwhelm her face, mostly bringing attention to her fatty cheeks and weak jaw. Shoulder pads are awful no matter what, leathery sleeves look like shit too. A deep v when you have no tits makes your torso look misshapen and her leggings not only shorten her nice legs but turn her muscular calves into bulbous manlegs. All in all she ruined any amount of beauty she had by dressing like a leftist cunt.

We all have preferences, user.

Please her Twitter, phone number, home address?

>not making it say "Anals of Law"

Carrie >Goldberg

bitch needs to get raped. Lusty Jewish cunts always salivate with raunchy debate... Lets get this whore

/cagoldberglaw

>;^)

>Goldberg

OY TO THE MOTHERFUCKING VEYYYYYYY

Why can't our Jews be like the Israelis?
Right wing and bigoted.

sit on my face.

nypost.com/2016/12/08/this-badass-lawyer-fights-for-victims-of-revenge-porn/

Pffttt nigger plz. I've never felt better. Just dont tell the whore you posted the video and dont put your face in it. Done deal gaylord feels-faukner

>revenge porn beta males
>online bullies
>attention whoring photo op

These aren't trolls. Just icky mean people.
Stupid cunt.
If anything she's trolling the trolls, ffs.

nice idea heh
also pic related +

@cagoldberglaw

mobile.twitter.com/cagoldberglaw

>user girl buys user guy a roll of duct tape to fix her glasses
>user guy uses leftover duct tape anons boyfriend to bed
>user girl gets mad
>"thats not what i intended the duct tape for"

She gives you digital material. It becomes yours. Just because you use it in excess of her intent, does not make you a criminal.

No just more crazy as fuck than the other bitch without dyed hair. The shit is actually getting out of control these days, theyre so fucking starved for attention bright bubblegum pink and fucking sea radioactive dog shit green is fucking normal now. Also fun fact

>> Theyre all feminists and only feminists dye their hair these fucking fag colors.

>grouping people who post pornography of their spouses with someone who made a snarky comment online

Thanks for the heads up, I'll be sure to hide my jewgold.

They're called leggings, user, and they are fashionable right now. Even for jewesses apparently. Filthy kike need to be put down

>goldberg
>lawyer
>brooklyn

the trifecta of privilege

>online assault

She's a kike. Her phone is probably a work phone and she has no nudes because she is jewish and prude. Even her jewish husband probably has never seen her nude with the lights on. And because of this he will seek out small children because that's what these filthy kikes do

That iMac is ten years old

Yes in corporate now the guys have to wear monkey suits while girls strut around in legging and heals. This is totally normal

>while girls strut around in legging and heels
Times are good in this regard.

>/cagoldberglaw


Holy shit, it's her real twitter account.

Get ready for the lulz.

Could her classes get any bigger? She looks like a goofy cartoon character/hooker

Is she a solo attorney?

Because she can't get too many clients being female, young, and focusing on this ridiculously retarded niche.

What is her retainer like?

...

We need to ignore her, she's trying to bull a classic Anita S.

>pic related, these cunts are endless

>dat hairline

This twitter is filled with nothing but fashion shoots and no actual lawyering.

well it DOES say "Anals of Law" on the top

That one protestor is Brad Pitt.. Brad is looking more like him in newer photos -->

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