So I just looked at the "evidence" into pizzagate.
......are you fucking kidding me?
No really, is this supposed to be a joke and I'm missing it? Because if there are people out there who really and truly believe there's a child sex scandal based on some inconspicuous email conversations, then all hope of you ever becoming contributing members of society is lost.
Take a look at your life right now and ask yourself if inventing anti-liberal propaganda is worth the credibility of the entire conservative movement.
For something thats totally fake, Mainstream media everywhere is sure doing a lot to discredit this story "pizzagate" without citing any of the claims being made. The reaction is stunning; Instead of going over WHY these claims are ridiculous, they just give scoff at a generalized synopsis without exploring any background. They love to tout this new propaganda catchphrase "fake news".
The really disgusting thing in my eyes is that this is a serious topic. I don't know how you talk about child rape so lightly, like it doesn't exist or has never occurred in high levels of power.
So for the sake of argument, lets say pizzagate is totally unfounded and not real. The way to ACTUALLY disprove this would be to highlight each claim and explain why its wrong. Another smart thing to do is give a disclosure, like "child rape is a very serious thing we don't take lightly; If this was true, it would be very important to investigate". They don't even do that; Its this nervous reactionary response: "THIS IS RIDICULOUS, this is the problem with internet free speech, people can just go online and make up "fake news." Ok, so prove why its fake. If its so ridiculous, explain why. They don't do any sort of digging, just surface level "PEDOPHILIA CULT OMG, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?? PIZZA LOL" bullshit smear tactics. Yeah of course it sounds ridiculous, why do you think everyone is spooked out? Why is pizzagate the number 1 trending story you're trying to bury?
The mud slinging days are over. Your hero Edward Bernays couldn't have predicted how effective the internet would be. I don't think this story is going away, and to nervously try to pretend like its bullshit and unfounded without ANY context is the biggest mistake they could make. People are going to want to understand what this is, and the reason you can't go over the claims made are because THEY ARE INCENDIARY! At the VERY LEAST it looks very suspicious and BAD!
Aaron Smith
You have to genuinely discredit something when president-elects and his merry men are talking about it openly as if it's real.
Luke Moore
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Matthew Bennett
>No really, is this supposed to be a joke and I'm missing it? Because if there are people out there who really and truly believe Welcome to Sup Forums, a giant manifestation of Poe's law. x% of people here are just jerking your chain, while y% actually fall for their bullshit. is x vs y 90-10, 60-40, 10-90? You decide!
You're right. It's all bullshit. AND THERE IS NO PRECEDENT
Nicholas White
When your conspiracy is this complicated, it's time to go home.
William White
my favorite is the Pope claiming investigating pizzagate is akin to having a scat fetish. trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling
Christopher Hernandez
>Sup Forums went too far and people almost died.
Read Admiral George Stephen Morrison went too far and 3 million people died, so we made his son a rock god to thank him for all the money we made killing vietnamese people who are exploding daily from munitions left in their farmlands
Carson Jackson
Keep talk about pizzagate. Here i will at it a couple more times pizzagate, pizzagate, pizzagate. You see, rather you say it is fake or real the more people say it, te more people will believe it. Keep it up it's only gonna make it harder to conceal. >tl;dr you're an idiot. Or the people who are telling you to do what you're doing are idiots.
Christopher Fisher
Didn't you hear? It was a false flag! It's okay!
If this guy had showed up and actually found a pedo ring, Sup Forums would be claiming him as /ourguy/ and jerking off 24/7.
In reality, the guy went in and had NO fucking clue what to do, he thought waving a gun around would make him Walker Texas Ranger, and he's lucky the police didn't kill him. So naturally Sup Forums and alt-right shits disavow him because despite them all wishing it was them, they can't risk damaging their movement.
Jace Gomez
He was actually talking about people insulting trump there
Jackson Rodriguez
reheated pasta. Besides, the MSM is learning not to engage, but just to dismiss.
Justin Rogers
How much are they paying you? If it's more than what I make in my retail ghetto joint which shits all over the state labor laws, I might consider becoming one of you shills.
:)
Austin Roberts
It's definitely more than I have to pay your mom, so you might want to let her know. I can't really have a conversation with her, her mouth is always full.
Andrew Rogers
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Grayson Powell
Is this the new copypasta to make fun of pizzagate deniers?
It's pretty good pasta desu
Alexander Hughes
>when your conspiracy... that is the literally the stupidest thing i read all day
Parker Clark
We're memetic magicians. We understand the esoteric symbolism of internet creeps. You don't. Go back to watching cable TV and wondering why "Drumpf" won.
Landon Adams
Haha, user, you can't ACTUALLY believe that FAKE NEWS™
I haven't actually seen anyone actually debunk it, one article I read which (((wikipedia))) cites as a 'debunker' brings up the synopsis of pizzagate and then immediately after goes (sigh, I know).
It's not fake news, it's a conspiracy theory, and it's gained traction because it's legitimately plausible.
Juan Bennett
oh.
Liam Diaz
>literally every major news agency has individually debunked it >HURRR THERE'S NO PROOF OF DEBUNKING
Daniel Stewart
Have you looked into any sort of history of what pizzagate claims are. Like evidence that this sort of thing can and has occurred?! It's alarming and it's not going to be shushed away so easily.
It's happened so many more times than I was willing to believe at first. Then treating it like it's Trump. Pushing back at the internet has worked well in the past.
Jeremiah Nelson
>For something thats totally fake, Mainstream media everywhere is sure doing a lot to discredit this story "pizzagate"
it's more like the whole thing is so fucking hilariously retarded that it makes for great clickbait
it's like if the alt-right started licking eachother's assholes to support trump, it would get reported on just as much
William Wright
This is legit THE zaniest conspiracy theory I have EVER heard in my life.
These in particular are just... ahhh it's like sonic the hedgehog level autism.
How do they even come up with this shit?
For those of you who believe this... please continue your investigation. You're clearly doing good work here. The rest of us are waiting with bated breath to see what you come up with.
Julian Allen
>"news" You mean every Fake News station tried and failed.
Ryder Morris
Really?
It's more zany than flat earth or project blue beam?
This is barely a conspiracy, some rich Washington fucks get together and fuck kids
Jaxon Martin
Again, they don't actually debunk it, they just state what a preposterous idea it is and expect that to be evidence to refute the claim.
David Bell
? Is the one of the hacked pictures?
Jaxson Bell
they literally do NOT debunk it you autistic fuck.
Behold loginless paradise you CTR payed shill, behold damnation and demise, Sup Forums'll just watch and chill.
Aiden Nelson
YOU GUYS are CRAZYYYYY,what basement?
Jonathan Russell
The evidence is overwhelming and you are a shill. There's a reason the FBI is still investigating the Clinton Foundation.
Brayden Thomas
The most obvious innocent explanation is that he is talking about demolishing the box of cheese, not his grand children lol.
However, the last line is admittedly strange and I've seen people try to pass it off as a reference to domino's pizza.
Jaxon Powell
Well, I hadn't heard of project blue beam. But this one seems special in a decidedly NOT psychotic or schizotypal way.
It's not like "wow look at all this top secret super serious alien evidence the government is hiding from us" It's more like "anything I research relating to pizza joints and live music MUST be proof of child rape." In terms of evidence presented, it's both far less cohesive and far more pedestrian than any conspiracy I've ever heard in my life. That's what makes it so funny.
Easton Cruz
>When your conspiracy is this complicated, it's time to go home.
We're already home.
Thomas Young
Yeah, the pizzagate people are autistic retards who can't into basic human interaction.
Grayson Hughes
Pizzagate, if I understand correctly, is the notion that there exists in Washington DC a corrupt haven of debauchery disguised as a pizza parlor where up and coming players in the Democratic National Committee wishing to quickly advance in the organization can take their grade school children and pimp them out for Bill Clinton to fuck and if the children get too whiny or uppity about being fucked by old people then they are killed and chopped up and ground up and turned into sausage and served on slices of pizza for folks like Hillary Clinton to eat because she's a cannibalistic Satanist who eats children and that's how come she got the flu that one time and people like Sup Forums almost found out about it so Barack Obama used MK-ULTRA mind control FEMA lasers to brainwash some dumb Sup Forumstard who was already active in pizzagate threads to show up at the Satanic pedophile cannibalistic pizza parlor and threaten patrons with a machine gun in order to discredit the story which prior to the shooting incident was totally taken seriously.
Sup Forums first became aware of this horrible conspiracy by reading emails stolen from a middle aged office professional. This middle aged office professional was working late one night, was probably a bit punch drunk, and sent a fellow colleague who was also working late an email which said "boy a slice of pizza sounds good right now"
Which was obviously "code" for "let's go fuck an 11 year old then kill him and eat him"
Cameron Wood
You're even less effective than a concern shill.
Jonathan Cooper
> Washington Times
Hey remember that time they said there would he a nuclear war between America and North Korea? Or the time they predicted ISIS would bomb the London Olympic opening ceremonies? Or Jeld Wen? Or all the times they were like "the stock market will definitely crash this Monday"?
Fucking Washington Times.
Always read the New York Times Usually read the Washington Post Sometimes read the New York Post Never read the Washington Times
Joshua Young
>Implying that democrat power brokers are actually liberals and not neo-cons in disguise taking advantage of their low-IQ voter base
Logan Allen
Autistically inclined to use greentext with no understanding of how-to
Ah yes of course the smoking gun. How could I not be able to read between the lines on this one?
Surely the guy isn't talking about playing dominos with his kids when they get back home. Dominos, like those ceramic white things with the black numbers on them that kids sometimes play with? I think it might even be a game that adults could play with kids. And yeah, certainly not possible that demolish can be used in the context of playing games.
I bet it's child rape.
Please, keep digging for me. We'll get to the bottom of this eventually.
Benjamin Morris
The goal is not to win an argument with people like you. That's impossible.
The point is to show everyone else watching us argue that you're wrong. And if you're wrong, that means I'm right.
The point is to whip you up into a frenzy, here, on your containment board so that when you venture forth onto Twitter or Facebook or (gasp!) the real 3 dimensional world, you're so worked up that you can't help but lash out and use words like "normie" or "cuck" in everyday conversation. The point is to gaslight you until you shoot up a church or take a machine gun with really big clips to an innocent pizza restaurant terrorizing the patrons mere weeks before Christmas.
The point is to troll the fuck out of you.
I bet you think I'm a paid shill.
I'm an old fag. I'm just trolling. I love trolling Sup Forums. And the new Sup Forums is trolled so easily.
I'm like the janitor, my son; I do it for free.
Jaxson Fisher
Take a long hard look at the Franklin Credit Union investigation (now known as the Franklin Child Rape case), involving politician Larry King. The media and authorities refused to publicize the pedophilia of the case and began the investigation as corruption in the Credit Union. Everything the media and authorities did then is taking place with #PizzaGate now. Dismissing the story as bogus and fabricated conspiracy theory. Funny how history repeats itself
Jeremiah Cox
Hey remember that time when the chief district attorney in charge of prosecution for CP was liking pedoposts and then this suddenly became a fake news conspiracy?
Thomas King
>When your conspiracy is this complicated, it's time to go home.
thats the point of a conspiracy ya dingus
Zachary Nguyen
I think you left a handkerchief that seems pizza related. Do u need it back? I can mail it.
Easton Morales
>The point is to gaslight you until you shoot up a church
I'll clue you in to something, that you and your friends can't seem to understand in over a year of efforts.
You can't gaslight something that has no identity.
Eli Carter
PIZZAGATE IS REAL!!! WE JUST NEED TO FIND THE SMOKING GUN
Daniel Brown
>if you're wrong then im right. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Joseph Reyes
Because when in the fucking history of EVER HAVE YOU EMAIIIILED A FOOD ORDER. You text or call s pizza joint you dont fly 65 thousand bucks worth of pizza and hotdogs in, These people are rich and eat meduim rare finest steaks money can buy cooked by their personal chwfs you mong, but email about FUCKING PIZZA. Give it up, the jig is up, those in the know have known since the franklin scandel, yet now buy thier own admission we have proof. You're prob right just s other pizza joint.
Nathaniel Butler
this post is fucking embarrassing for you my man
Nolan Lee
This guy gets it.
Jaxson Hill
You have to wonder why these people are working so hard to discredit the investigation of #Pizzagate. Just like all the corruption in DC, those with the loudest voices are probably deeply involved in the whole debacle.
Jonathan Lopez
Watch the shills freak out over this.
Here is Bill Clinton on Jeffrey Epsteins Lolita Express with an underage girl. Her name is Rachel Chandler.
Look where Rachel Chandler works right now:
MIDLAND MANAGEMENT & CASTING BY WALTER PEARCE AND RACHEL CHANDLER 59 GRAND STREET NEW YORK NEW YORK
might have a possible connection to the UK on this
Eli Cook
Well that's just too fucking bad isn't it.
You dipshits wen't full retard: Hiring a crisis actor to come after the First Amendment without so much as giving us a body. That baby blood you've been drinking is causing hallucinations.
You didn't get the guns after Sandy Hook and you will certainly not get the First Amendment after this pathetic stunt.
People will just have to go to jail. Guilty, innocent, whatever. WE shall have at least one DC pedo now to nip this censorcism shit in the bud. right quick.
Just you watch. You'll see, and you'll regret ever once sending your shills into a den of angry NEET virgins.
Carson Fisher
>archive.is/T3ich None of those kids look happy, in fact, they look like they've just come through the worst days of their lives.
Oliver Gomez
Every one of their expressions is nightmarish.
Jonathan Harris
we are home...
(You) need to GTFO of our house ya fucktarded niggerfaggot pedophile
Jack Price
I, for one, will not let this die. I'll keep digging myself until something comes of it. There is something out there that is missing that needs to get this going, just like the Nebraska Boys Town thing. It'll be found, it's just a matter of time.
Tyler Powell
This guy is involved in all this, I feel it in my bones. He looks like a Mexican version of George Soros. carlosslim.com/biografia_ing.html
I genuinely think that David Seaman guy is some weird twitter faggot doing his own COINTELPRO, there was only maybe 2-3 suspicious things that people talked about at first but then this guy starts sourcing a fucking leafpost on Sup Forums with no proof that walnut means black girl or some shit. He is literally pushing this post claiming to know that each type of food is code for x with no fucking source.
Isaac Sanders
haha
the conservative movement was a joke to begin with
Ryan Watson
Maybe he's just losing it
Matthew Foster
The focus on Comet Ping Pong distracts from Laura Silsby, Haiti, Epstein's (((LOLITA EXPRESS)), Dennis Hastert, the Finders, and the Franklin cover up.
The mainstream media is doing all they can, including shilling here, to draw attention to the parts of Pizzagate that sound the silliest to normies.
they won't touch: >Laura Silsby, Haiti, Epstein's (((LOLITA EXPRESS)), Dennis Hastert, the Finders, and the Franklin cover up
Jacob Hernandez
My thinking is that the way the media refused to cover wikileaks, was claiming Russia hacked the emails with no proof, was doing this massive PsyOp against Trump where they went into a North Korea-tier lockdown... that could genuinely put some people's mental health under strain. Not even that, it probably just made a bunch of sane people lose their conception of what is normal.
Couple that with the fact that we already know pedo rings in governments exist for the purpose of blackmail it doesn't take much of a push to believe in a satanic version of that.
Nolan Adams
Donor to CF & "initiatives"?
Ian Thompson
MSM has all the liberals so brainwashed, they refuse to even consider that any of this #PizzaGate mess is true, or give the investigative work any credence.
Andrew Gutierrez
this pasta is stale
Jason Bailey
>Mainstream media everywhere is sure doing a lot to discredit this story "pizzagate" without citing any of the claims being made. This.
OP is a shill.
Liam Perez
> Because when in the fucking history of EVER HAVE YOU EMAIIIILED A FOOD ORDER
lemme show you something. It's gonna blow your fuckin mind
There are literally hundreds of thousands of participating businesses
Michael Anderson
i always thought the american education at work was a meme but wow this post proved a few different things to me. you made me sad "oldfag"
Lucas Jenkins
by the way the food that is made for the president has to be vetted first. look it up you faggot
Hunter Rodriguez
>having a conversation about a kleenex with a pizza-related map on it is normal
Nathaniel Taylor
It's every bit as false as "Russians Hacked The Election".
Carson Bailey
The Hagmann Report makes a good point in this video that pizzagate should really be called pedogate so that it's not a limited concept and I think he's right let's start meming pedogate so the fake news pizzagate stuff dies and reborns like a phoenix as the Bigger Player PEDOGATE!
