Americans Only Thread

What is the perfect burger?

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mine.

>Cheddar Cheese
>Lettuce
>Tomato
>Onion
>Mayo
>Raw Jalapeno slices

Whataburger

I prefer a polish sandwich

Just the way you like it.

Get those onions caramelized and add some pickles, maybe some mushrooms to soak up meat juices on the bottom bun above the lettuce.

furburger

Soft bun
Tons of ketchup
Medium/medium rare burger
American cheese optional

fuck you jews
fuck you muslims
fuck you hindus
fuck you buddhists
fuck you vegans
fuck yeah america

>bleu cheese
>lettuce
>tomato
>onion
>mayo
>bacon
>fried egg, over easy
>two buttery, slightly toasted buns

>Texas toast bun
>Bison meat
>Provolone, Mozzarella, Cheddar, and American Cheese
>A1 Sauce
>No veggies

>Pepperjack cheese
>Bacon
>Dill pickles
>Red onions
>Lettuce
>Medium-rare patty
>Sesame seed bun

american cheece onions mustard ketchup lettuce
buns with sesame seeds some really good patties and mayo

>that picture

ho baby.

>Tons of ketchup
Just tomato paste, vinegar and loads of sugar. Why not just tomato slices soaked in vinegar instead, made like pickles?

Build your own burger using Lettuce as a bun and Angus patties from a local McDonald's

I would never order a burger like this at a restaurant.

But god damn this is this most god tier way of eating self-bbq'd burgers

Perfection right here

Also has egg, pineapple and beetroot.

Everything but the pickles bros. add tomato

Actually I'm a vegetarian

HERESY!

>Two all-beef patties
>special sauce
>lettuce
>cheese
>pickles
>onions
>sesame seed bun

Any other answer is anti-american, communist, and for faggots,

You niggerfaggots should be ashamed.

>Lettuce as a bun
straya pls

there are some subjects not appropriate to shitpost on, drongo

Toasted seasame seed bun
Quarter pound ground coby beef
American cheese
Bacon
Onion
Ketchup
Mayo

Blue Cheese
Avocado
Lettuce
Whole Grain Dijon
Ketchup
Potato Roll
Not da best just how I like it.

kill yourself faggot

what's wrong with you? without buns it's just a salad.

we don't have angus patties here anymore :(
stop torturting us

>lettuce
>cheese
>onion
>tomato
>ketchup
>mustard
>pickles
>in that order

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Whatever it is, it must have pickled jalapeno slices on it.

dude burgers are seriously the best food that and pizza and french fries are the most american thing out their. no to mention some jack or tall dark beer

A vegan burger with gluten-free bread.

#yum

I never understood the point of those burgers. No one even has a mouth wide enough to eat something that tall. It's a waste of a burger.

so true, also be super pale because of the lack of intrinsic factor to make b12

Fuck I forgot Bacon on my burger
so
should be:

>Cheddar Cheese
>Bacon
>Lettuce
>Tomato
>Onion
>Mayo
>Raw Jalapeno slices

chads, they love these things

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This is the correct answer..

>80-85% lean beef patty, 1/3lb
>season with general purpose seasoning or salt&pepper
>cook on charcoal grill

>sesame seed bun
>cheddar cheese
>red onion
>ketchup
>tomato slice
>pickle

>All that shit
>Can't taste the beef
What's the point?

>85/15 ground brisket
>spicy capocollo
>shredded pork shoulder
>bacon well done
>sweet bbq
>fried onion strings
>pretzel bun

fucking plebs in this thread

>(You)
>I never understood the point of those burgers. No one even has a mouth wide enough to eat something that tall. It's a waste of a burger
Nigger, you don't know what it is to be American. You unhinge your fucking jaw. Dick riding neanderthal

highly underrated

fag

Do you dice, slice or use guac for the avocados in burgers? I like it as slices to eat them like pickle spears but in the burger they slide around a bit.

Any good off menu burgers?
>place
>burg name

>ketchup
>being over the age of 10

Kill yourself.

You're all fags if you dont put bleu cheese on your burgers

>unhinge your fucking jaw.

>No mention of Mushroom & Swiss burgers

Is this a meme burger?

The Smokestack Burger at Smokey Bones bar and grill.

>3 1/2 lb beef patties
>Cheese in between each
>Lettuce
>Tomato
>Onion
>Onion rings
>Pulled pork
>Coleslaw


Yes I've eaten it in one sitting

No i'm not fat

>no meat
absolutelyharam.jpg

bun, mustard, lettuce, onion, tomato, cheese, meat, jalapeños, pickles, mayo, bun

Pickles don't belong on a burger.

We're reptilians in disguise, shhhh.

That flounder was a fucking jew.

There is this one local dinner that does a burger better than any fast food place, casual chain restaurant or better than I can do it at home.

Kill yourself you heathen.

>Pickles don't belong on a burger.

True.
They should DEFINITELY be served as a spear on the side though.

Reminder that charcoal grills remove flavor, get dirt on your food, and take too long to heat up.

Anyone who doesn't use propane should not be allowed to cook.

Australians not welcome

>mayo
Enjoy your cum burger.

Mustard masterd race!

Good goy!
>Implying it isn't Habit Burger

Burger needs bbq sauce on it not pleb ketchup

Fuck off Hank

i love all these burgers like of you too. but as an american its also cool to buy like 10 wendys dollar burgers and eat the whole bag high on acid and a blunt

If it makes you feel any better, I just had a hot dog smothered with ketchup for dinner

r u me

>onion rings

>Putting sides on your burger
Fuck you, this is a gimmick BULLSHIT.
You get onion rings as a side!
It messes up the whole texture, composition and "hold together" quality of the burger.

NOT BURGER PERFECTION!
DISQUALIFIED!
REEEE

TASTE THE MEAT NOT THE HEAT

i blame the libshits for this

>sauteed onion
>chicken liver spread
>lettuce
>tomato
>onion
>pickles
>mayo
>drop of catsup

in all truth, no food beats a burger. ignore the memes. acquire hamburgers.

eww the fucking hot dogs fuck it up

This image is making me so fucking hungry. Wendy's have pretty good burgers imo, but the perfect burger will probably found somewhere at a restaurant in Texas

So many local burgeries in my city completely blow the fuck out whatever mass produced shit you plebs are raving on about

>Butter
>Bacon
>Cheddar Cheese
>Lettuce
>Onions
>Grilled Onions
>Tomato
>Pickles
>Mayo
>Mustard
>Ketchup
>Salt
>Pepper

>Actually I'm mentally ill

youtube.com/watch?v=FvX9OCwB5-o

>enjoying food
>on acid
no

Also, mixing lsd and weed is a bad idea.

grilled mushroom
tomato basil and garlic pomodoro
caramelized onions
cilantro pesto
lettuce
red onion
vegan chipotle ranch

It doesn't seem like a bad burger in theory, at least for fast food. But every single fucking time I've gotten it (like 3 times), it's been lukewarm to cold, with the cheese not even fully melted. What the fuck is up with that? I'll just stay with the Baconator if I want a shitty fast food burger with a ton of bacon and like 1,500 calories.

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You may think it's shitposting, but there are some with Bonafide medical gluten intolerance.

For me it is the mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich.

Yeah I know but I wanna meme it up next time I go to a burger place with my anime buddies on anime night.

also note

>ketchup
>mustard
>lettuce
>tomato
>pickles
>bacon
>grilled onions
>one slice swiss
>one slice provolone
>toasted bun

Where is the beef, you pinko faggot?

>Select all the food.

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>Mayo
>Mustard
>Ketchup

what dude i spent six months doing this. took acid at 7 am chainsmoked good sativa trip balls. around 1 eat like 10 burgers laugh my ass off

Vegan here.
That said, the perfect burger is made from grassfed beed, cooked medium rare, seared on one side, on a fresh homemade bun, with fresh lettuce, a beefsteak tomato slice, a pinch of seasoned salt, and an American flag toothpick sticking out the top.
All others BTFO, you pathetic imitations can't compete.

That's just.... a sad little sandwich.

I guess it's true, everything in Australia really is trying to kill you, even the gluten.

fuck. grassfed beef

yes you put the mayon on the bread and the mustard and ketchup on the meat fuck off nigger its delicious

>only McDonald's is open right now
Fuck you all
Look's like it's Meatheads tomorrow

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Master race reporting in

Bitch, this is a burger thread, not a condiment threat.