I'll be homeless in a few days and since it's winter I'll probably leave this board forever...

I'll be homeless in a few days and since it's winter I'll probably leave this board forever. Can you say something nice to send me off?

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Become a hobo vigilante, bringing to justice the shitskins your police does nothing about.

Get a job.

And if it's too cold, you can just walk up to a cop and tell him the holocaust never happened, should land you someplace warm.

dat pic looks comfy af

You're in Germany fag. Just smear some shit on your face and say you're a muslim who hates Germany. Enjoy your free house.

Those poor Syrian refugees will enjoy your wife and home, Hans.

Your country will thank you.

just go to your local welfare office.
you are in Germany not united states

Stay positive. No matter what happens, stay positive.

I live in Cologne. No one has to be homeless here. Especially if you are a citizen, you willl get shelter. You just have to deal with the other hobos in there.

claim you're a refugee for free housing

and when they act all skeptical, just claim you're also a transracial women who identifies as a white male so as to avoid harassment

that is if you have fair skin, Ahmed.

What happened, OP?

Unless you are in a crowded place like Berlin jobcenter can give you shelter. Go to some small town

Als Deutscher hast du ein Recht auf Obdach in einer Sozialwohnung , die sind wohl nicht sonderlich bequem aber du hast ein Dach über dem Kopf.

This. Wouldn't you rather be in a comfy jail cell with free food anyway? It's a win win

Stay far away from cities

Are you posting with a German proxy?

Go to a homeless shelter you fucking mong.
Better lose your dignity than die in the cold and be buried in a no-name grave.

Just get a smartphone, I'm homeless and I still post here

good luck hans

I hope you get raped by refugees.

Homeless Europeans and Americans and we're making rapefugees a prority.

>I'll be homeless in a few days and since it's winter I'll probably leave this board forever.
You should be asking /out/.
Get yourself a good, big bag, weaponry, some food and warm clothes and some tarp or something, maybe a light sleepbag as well, higiene stuff, too.
You're going to lose the anchor, so you can at least travel a bit.

Jobcenter denied me help. I couldn't pay rent for months. I have no familiy or friends. It's pretty much over for me.

In Theorie ja, in Praxis ist es so dass unsere Regierung das nicht will. Zudem bin ich unter anderem mit der Miete jetzt so verschuldet dass ich dass nicht mehr zurückzahlen kann. So oder so meine Aussichten sind, schlecht.

Look at the bright side, at least the cold will kill you before a rapefugee does.

>1 post ID
>Not even bothering telling us your story

Oh fuck off

Why can't you get a job

This isn't your fucking blog.
Get a job, you wog.

won't happen. I own various knifes, a huge machete and an axe. they'll be dead if they try, I promise.

Our government finances housing for everyone if you apply for it. There is no need to be homeless in germany

did you when you came to germany ahmed?
i didnt think so

Denied help why? Is these a reason?
Call jobcenters in other Länder and towns

Op how old are you?
Please tell us your whole story , don't hold back, take the time.

>mfw Yuropoors still fight with medieval weapons

I thought you euros had all kinds of social services?

How 'bout you get a job you bum

Op is probably a rapist or pedo and nobody wants to hell him

You have no reason noy to get a job, even going to prison woukd be funner. Do what ever you want, kill a muzzle, Rob a store, whatever. Jail > streets

This.

actually I did that. I might be able to survive inawoods but in the end it's unlawful to build shelter, make fire and hunt wild game. so, I might either go to jail doing that or be shoot by a hunter or forrest owner.

I tried, the only job I could didn't pay enough for rent. Also I'm sick of being used like that without any benefits for me or my future.

We do, the OP has at least autism and down's syndrome.

>Head south and sneak into Turkey
>Sneak back in as Syrian Refugee
>Get back to Germoney
>Free housing, food and money
>FICKI FICKI FICKI

This, get a gun OP. I thought Germany had some of the better gun laws compared to france and the UK?

I don't think they will give a license to a hobo

Wouldn't that make him more qualified for free government money?

Have you been evicted to make way for a refugee family?

Illegal to live like homo sapiens in germanistan. Nice

>license
That sucks. We just go to the store and buy one.

Free WiFi

Free WiFi

You raysist

this.
become the hero we need.

It would if only he would seek help.
Why was some American in a gun-control thread telling me that you have background checks then?

burn down migrant centers

Holt shit. How can europe ever talk shit about america?

We can and do all those things as fucking dates with woman. What cucks you are.

i hope a rapefuge kill you

>Jobcenter denied me help.
I'm fairly confident they can't actually do that to near-homeless people.

I think you have a serious depression by the way you type, and I think this has coloured your experience of trying to access government money m8.

You have two days to go back, drop your hostile attitude towards them, and re-explain that you will be literally homeless unless they step in to assist.

You can build shelters, light bonfires and hunt on land that you do not own and without having a hunter's license?
Sounds anarcho-communist 2bh

Op I might help you but you still refuse to tell us your story
Fucking reeeeee

this

THIS. Can't even live off the land and hunt tasty animals. Gottdam, I can't even count the ways you guys are truly cucked anymore.

The moment you are on the street you get emergency shelter. Go to Meldehalle and say you want to register as OFW ohne festen wohnsitz then go to with changed Ausweis to
amt für soziales.

obdachlos in Deutschland lol.
was denn los haste monatelang deine Arge Einladungen ignoriert ?
Wenn nicht dann geh zur Arge und beantrage Geld kriegst du rückwirkend bis 1.12 innerhalb einer Woche und kannst damit dann erstmal bis nächsten ersten in eine Jugendherberge und kannst ne neue Wohnung suchen.

bullshit. I worked with the ARGE and a homeless shelter before. Fucking everyone who applies for help will get an apartment even off the streets. If you cant pay for yours and dont live in a fucking mansion, itll be covered through Hartz IV.

No need to lie here user-kun. This is not america.

more muslims will immigrate and rape your women, you are a dying breed

>implying any non-criminal would shot you that quickly
It's fucking Germany, I guess even they jail people for shooting burglars (if in Poland this happens, the more in Germanistan)

You're about to get your ass kicked out of house and nobody wants to help and you're going to go legal? Well, freezing to death on the streets sure sounds legal, but still it's not best way.

Jsut don't sperg out if police catches you, maybe they will see that you're just desperate to survive (and hobo shelter apparently are awful).

Homeless (problematic) WHITE Europeans & Americans.
Don't be a racist, goyim!

This is the literal argument used by leftists to tackle that problem.

Won't your socialist government provide you with housing????????!!

kollege ganz im ernst das die Arge dir Geld verweigert is blödsinn ausser du bist längst bei denen und hast alles ignoriert und hast mittlerweile 100% sanktion und selbst dann kannst du in sone obdachlosen unterkünfte oder diese sozialwohnungs geschichten

you wanna say that again chaim?

Same senpai

Ditto. Cellphone/ car combo is pretty god tier for hoboing.

they do..something is missing here.

Nice blog post faggot

Since op did not explain further I guess he is either mentally I'll, not German or bsing

The background checks are instant. The gun seller just calls the FBI gives them your info they tell them if you are clear or not and then walk out with a gun. Private sales between citizens of the same state don't need a background check though.

Hunters license is easy to get. Just pass a 1 day class and pay $25.

...

Ok, got it. Makes me kinda happy that hobos over here can't get guns that easily.

if you are cute you can come be my pool boy

european prisons are pretty nice from what i hear. you can kill and eat people until they catch you and use their smart phones to continue to use 4chin

or if you dont want to eat people i guess you could steal their credit cards after you kill them. what ever floats your boat

Might be the same in Germany.
The bottomline is that he doesn't have it and he probably won't get it if he can't even walk to a shelter to save his life.
Also I believe the other two points still stand.

take a shit in police station or some other public place. flail your arms and shout "the voices don't stop". make sure to smoke a joint beforehand. you will be put in a mental hospital for at least 4 weeks. i used to work in one and lots of eldery and homeless were doing stuff like this to get through the winter.

How would a hobo have money for a gun? They are like $500 for an acceptable handgun. Over $1k for the good ones. And if the Hobo isn't a violent criminal what is wrong with him having the means to defend themselves?

Pretend you are a refugee, they have to at least give you a serious evaluation, which will grant you housing for a while.

To make it short, those guys in jobcenter don't value laws very much. I could have applied aginst it but I already did that many times and you actually need to wait six month before you can go to courth with that. That means no rent and no food anyway.

Thank you for your interesst. I'm not very comfortable telling personal details. It also not much of a story. I was always poor and because of that I had limited education and basically no chances in life. Because I also had no family support and being too autisic for friends, I also got no help. Following that I became a NEET. Ironically the few chances I had to work and tried my very best I always got backstabbed. I was fired for things I didn't do or got suddendly commissions from my superiour that have been simply impossible for be to fullfill. They wanted me to fail and sadly I also wasn't good enough to prevent that.

>7% of GDP towards interest on the debt

jesus fucking christ

Get some warm clothes and a tent. Get high and shitpost in ur tent all night and sleep when the suns out.

I love you

Wow, I didn't know they're that expensive in the USA.
The Weaponry Fund of the Republic of Lithuania under the Ministry of the Interior sells smaller caliber revolvers for as low as 150 euros.

Go to meldehalle say you have to register ohne festen wohnsitz then go to arge they will sent you to sozialamt.

Get gud faggot. Use tree boughs as camp and cook with ethanol jelly (which burns almost invisible even at night). That's how I survived two weeks camping in the burbs without anyone noticing my hide site. Its not so hard once you get the hang of it.

Go to a Homeless Shelter. Then Become Rohrschach.

*camo not camp. Fucking autocorrect.

>Not comfortable telling details
Bitch please you are on an anonymous Cantonese butterflying collectors forum.

Please tell s your whole story I have a empty wohnung in köln, it's your chance.
You sound fishy as fuck mate, tell all or I'm assuming you are a such druggie that even the all gibsmedat social sevices crossed you out

Small caliber as in what? You can get .22lrs around that price. As well as shitty guns like Highpoints. I still don't see what's wrong with a hobo having the means to defend himself either.

I could give it a try but current law actually says that when homeless the jobcenter you've been last asigned to is responsible. I don't think they'll help me.

this. take the life of some muzzdogs, cleanse your town from the filth. make them fear the night

If everyone in Germany has a right for social housing or homeless shelters, are all the homeless people I see every day when taking the train to work doing that shit for fun or for the authentic experience or something?

Hobos constantly fight each other as they get drunk from drinking deodorant. I can't imagine if they started shooting each other instead of having fistfights.
Now, I realize that all Americans have the right to own a firearm or something like that, but the Lithuanian constitution does not provide that right and I can't say I'm mad about it.

The caliber I was talking about was .38 Special.
I'm not that well-versed in guns but I assume that it's not a high caliber.

that's very complicated actually

basically they are junkies. They are thrown out of every single flat they get, or the drugs have fried their brains to a point where they couldn't get through the application process or they know they would get thrown into a some sort of closed facility because of their problems etc. etc.

Some have sold their papers for drug money, or committed other serious crimes. Others ran away from home as minors and are scared of the authorities. Some are just plain crazy

if you are homeless in germany/austria, you are pretty much fucked
i nearly was homeless once, if i wasnt so lucky, i would probably still be on the streets
the funny thing is, i had money, a nice car, everything was going good, everyone respected me, people were nice to me, friends said they are always there for me. suddenly shit happened, and i had no money, and i had no where to go
and i swear to god, people see that kind of shit
suddenly everyone was unfriendly to me, even random people i didnt know, suddenly my "friends" didnt want to have anything to do with me, my family didnt talk to me anymore, the people in the job agency, and stuff, were unfriendly as fuck, i said to them, that they need to help me, or else ill be homeless, i told them i paid taxes, i have a right to get unemployment benefits. they fucked me over with made up laws that dont exist, and i had no chance to get anything, because i had no lawyer
what i want to say is, if you are homeless, no one will care for you, you are the lowest of the lowsest, so try everything so it doesnt happen. even living with friends doesnt help. they will be there for you for a few weeks, then they will kick you out, trust me

Thank you. Honestly, it's good to know someone is willing to help but I must refuse. I know, this sounds quite stupid but at this point I'm not confident I'll ever succeed in this society. I don't do drugs, I'm not a degenerate but I think I'm still pretty much a loser in every aspect. I was made to be and now I don't know better. How could I recieve Help when I feel it might be wasted?