Am I the only one here who shows their mom the threads they made, and how many replies I got?
I have no friends, so I usually call my mom over to the computer and show her how many replies my threads get and she usually laughs when I show her pepe and trump memes.
Please tell me i'm not the only one who does this.
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Wrong board.
I just share them with random internet friends and get called autistic.
No, I show her Sup Forums and we talk about trump all the time as well as politically incorrect topics
I'd say if your age is
I'm 22
Might be time to get out of the house a bit more.
you earned this (you), little retard.
Also post mom pics.
I'm disabled.
No!
Well I thought i had seen the most autistic shit ever on Sup Forums, but you managed to top it.
are you a NEET ?
Have a (you) , make your mom proud leaf.
This is a good idea fellow leaf
back to /r9k/
I bet you're going to show her this thread too fag.
She's right beside me, she says hi.
>look mommy, I'm shitposting!
What kind of disabled?
Like, I have trouble standing for long periods of time
pretty obvious it's mental.
>I'm disabled.
Like... How badly? I don't mean to pry, but as long as you can leave the house and are generally at least average intelligence, you can probably make friends irl if you actually tried going to things that might get you out. Hell, go learn how to shoot a gun if you are legally allowed. They would love to help teach you to protect yourself, and the gun community are where I made some of my closest friends. Just saying, it's worth a shot. Although, if you are actually a leaf, guns might be harder to come by (I dunno what hat's gun laws are.). But just shit like that. As long as you can leave the house and somewhat get around, it shouldn't be an issue.
Does she "assist" you while you browse /gif/?
I don't have a mental disability. I guarantee it.
Try going to some meetups. No need to stand around. You can play board games, D&D, learn to code, learn to brew beer, any number of things.
You're the only one who does this
so youre a fat ass?
you claim to be 22 and you browse Sup Forums with your mom.
either lying or developmentally challenged.
post a pic of some sort to prove how sad you are, including at least part of "mom".
You mean you're fat?
>learn to code
what sort of meetups "learn to code". shit like Justin's great hockey game?
My ankles start to hurt like hell after standing for more then 10 minutes.
Guns in Canada are a NO GO, I don't want to pay a monthly fee just to own a gun. Board games hurt my back and socializing is a possibility, but I want to be able to make threads too and maybe show people.
Not going to happen, I never post personal photo's. GO ahead ahead and don't believe me.
Made me kek thanks.
not your face, retard. your pudgy hand with your mom's pudgy hand and a timestamp.
this pathetic r9k thread will be pruned within minutes. do it or fuck off.
American Education
it's kinda odd how this thread would be a riot if OP were australian, but with a canadian at the onset of winter hell, I tend to believe OP is as pathetic as he claims.
I sometimes get my wife to take a look. She doesn't really seem to think its that funny.
my mom is somewhat of a radical leftist. if I'd let her know and show her that I browse Sup Forums almost daily, she'd probably freak out and call me all the stereotypical shit you'd expect from such a person.
so yeah. also, showing your mom Sup Forums threads you made is fucking weird, OP.
your problem lies somewhere else and goes much much deeper. you probably lack having social interactions and meaningful relationships.
You, and most retarded Americans, are replying to literal bait from a Canadian looking for (you)s. So much for being redpilled rofl
>rofl
are we in some sort of timewarp?
You're so lucky your mom still talks to you.
If my threads aren't doing poorly, I'll send a group text to a bunch of my family members and they'll hit up my thread from various devices.
(Because this board has ID's)
Sometimes we get into fun little pretend debates with each other in one of my threads, to see who can provide the best argument (because most of us are politically neutral).
You guys should try it sometime
Never change, Canada.
I think my irony detector is broken.
easy (you)s
Please tell me you're joking
>aren't doing poorly
I meant are. I don't ask my family usually to participate in threads that are going just fine.
My mom just posts redpill "memes" on facebook like the bruce jenner froot loops picture or drunpf shit. If she actually saw my posts about religion and shit she would probably laugh at most of it but then still turn around and call it shitposting just because it's me who is posting it.
I kinda want mum to see this post now.
Why would I be? The Chan is pretty mainstream now, it's not like a super secret underground club that only internet-savvy people know about.
As long as you don't make the thread on some provoking topic (gas the jews race war now), you will get reasonable responses from Sup Forums.
TELL YOUR MOM TO CHECK THESE
God, this is pure autism.
Include me in the screencap senpai.
Hi OP's mum
I MEANT THESE
>The Chan
pls stahp.
...
SORRY, THESE
>The Chan is pretty mainstream now
It is as mainstream as it has ever been, its the asshole of the internet. Its not exactly something you should be proud of
stop pls
(You)
I showed my female parent a tfw too intelligent today because it was so fucking good I couldn't stop laughing and she had to see what was going on.
Show her. Sometimes it makes my mom smile and laugh.
I miss my dad.
I show my wife and she says gub boi and gets me a cookie
Look dude, if you have a mom (or dad) that takes interest in what you take interest in, then you are doing ok in my book.
But just think how interested and proud and happy your mom would be if you did something awesome.
It doesn't even need to be awesome, just more than shitposting on Sup Forums.
Damn. I need to take my own advice. I need to get my shit together for Xmas for my moms. Thank you, user. You are an inspiration.
Are those shreks legs?
>I miss my dad.
well fuck. you actually were trolling.
maybe I am a retard after all.
Rookie. You're supposed to have a reddit """"joke"""""" tab pinned to switch to when you start laughing. My mom still doesn't know about my Chicken Little memes
Fool, you have displeased Kek
I talk about it to my gf and show her only the dankest memes, like pic related.
It's easy for you, all you need to do is have a windy day and you'll get a free blow anywhere.
This
what happened to your dad? my dad just lost mom. are you cool? parent trap?
Car accident in 02
I occasionally show my wife threads on Sup Forums or tell her about them.
Show her Sup Forums so she can she pure degeneracy, and traps.
ontario or someplace out there in crazyland?
Ottawa
I'll be your friend op
pic ore you re not real
user, the great thing about Sup Forums is, no matter how autistic you are, there's always someone worse.
Day of the rake when?
>the Chan
neck yourself
The sooner you ease in the dick, the easier it gets to take.
Jew bringing the bantz?
I refuse to believe.
Have a (You), friend
Me too. She can't ever get over the fact this place is for porn. She hates it and thinks I'm meeting 'anonymous women' on here. Wish I could redpill her, but I keep trying!
how does this make you feel?
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You're making me uncomfortable
I aint clicking that
>meeting 'anonymous women' on here
if only it were that easy
it's a vid, mother son related
you gotta trust your german friends more leaf
>sitting while playing d&d hurt my back
>sitting with my mom while shitposting on /b2.0/ doesnt
...
Post pic with time stamp or it didn't happen
I just keep hoping those cat memes I never reply to kill my mom but they never do
don't click it's incest porn
But what happens if there's a wincest thread up? Will OP finally lose his virginity?
Kek
Legal or questionable?
>legal
Let us know when you fuck your mom, OP
I'm in the same boat, buddy. Sad thing is that my mom just blocked me on Facebook cuz I call bother get so much!