Sup Forums's thoughts on Croatia?

I'm going to Slovenia in January, considering whether or not to visit Croatia while I'm there

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Beware: All that whiteness could blind you.

Slavic italy

How so?

The continental parts aren't very interesting, those by the sea are basically

If you are not coming as a tourist; We are full.

Hope you have a nice time though, and dont just stay in Zagreb/Rijeka, those are arguably the most liberal cities.

This. Mods delete this thread now before the butthurt begins.
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only come if you are catholic otherwise we're full

Fuck off, we're full.

I only plan on being there for 1 1/2 days, I just want to check stuff out

rightful mongol clay

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Honestly, it's not worth it, especially if you have no idea where you're going.
Just stick to the coastline I guess, but don't expect to see much in just one day.

we'll be one again summerclay

then we'll leave to sirius together

whatever the fat fuck spends over there, you need to send us 70% because we wuz clay n' shit

t. your owner Hungary

I meant the croatian bastards:)

t. landlord

Dont you fucking dare compare us to those faggots

spent 4 days in Opatija. Great place would recommend in the summer.

>tfw to intelligent to trust Hungarians

never

shut the fuck up Donny

we shall wage war once more

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Sellout scum. Your kind populates the coast with niggers for half the fucking year.

Well if you are visiting as tourist than yes,they have a fucking sea and ancient Roman cities and shit.If you are moving than they are full unless you are catholic.

Only Rijeka. It is a marxist-yugoslav infested hellhole. Zagreb not so.

Croatia is a pretty nice country with amazing beaches,but Slavonia for me is way comfier then Dalmatia,Zagreb is a nice city went there 2 times for a New Year with

You can take a brief hop to Zagreb for some sightseeing, it is just 10km from Slovenia. 140 km from Ljubljana, actually.

Yea, I know, it is very tempting to invade and force them to capitulate within one single blow, but we kinda can't be bothered to. I mean, we'd have to take responsibility for millions of Croats, you know?

russia won't save your ass this time

>Slovenia
>army

Thanks Janez for the kek you made my day

Well i hate the croats for being fucking see water stealing rats, but they redeemed themselves for having cheap and profesional dental tourism. I fucking fixed my teeh for half the price, the young doctor is a fucking legend and has a fucking really hot nurse with a nice booty.

Fiume is Italian clay

>tfw walking to Slovenia during winter
Comfy as fuck.

10 days war paints a different picture, loser.

OMFG THE ID's, i hope you dont drive a japanese car

And i hope you are not a DJ

Naw, I'm just a nub.

If Fiume stayed under Italy it would be full of niggers and mudslimes by now. It is better under our rule.

>be Janez
>shoot at Yugoslavian soldiers who are leaving your mauntin
>suddenly think you won

If we wanted Ljubljana would off been Sarajevo 2.0,you were just lucky that not manny Serbs lived there,butt its ok i still like you.

Croatia in V5 when?

Go to Split; never seen such a high concentration of gorgeous young girls in my life.

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> YU soldiers
> leaving
I'm pretty sure those tanks were rolling towards Ljubljana, not Beograd. Did you poor boys got lost?

It has to do that Split is a mountainous city where people go to feet from one place to another. This of course influenced the girl as made them gorgeous.

The negativity of Split it is full of junkies and degenerates.

Someone's never been to Essex on a weekend at night

>I'm going to Slovenia in January, considering whether or not to visit Croatia while I'm there

I like Slovenians because they are the only ones who managed to escape their Balkan shithole tier, both economically and culturally. They are pretty close to Central Europeans when it comes to work ethics.

Croatia and Serbia won't recover for at least a couple of decades. Croatia is incredibly corrupt, bitter and resentful.

On the other hand, Croatians are an extremely hospitable people and treat their guests like kings. The coastline is great, and the countryside is stunningly beautiful.

It's well worth a visit, I am sure you'll enjoy it, although I suspect it will be cold and grey in January. Croatia is beautiful in the summer.

omg those old-ass beer bottle designs...

Tanks were just moving trash,cars and busess that you people left to block the YU army,they maybe fired few shells but that's it

Do your women like american guys? No meme answers plz, and give explanation. Ty

just don't bring up politics or war and you will be fine

>chavs
>attractive

We are in central europe, i just feel sorry for the kebabs who have slovene citizenship and move abroad and people think they are slovenians, mostly slovenian immigrants are bosnians or albanians who lived here till they got a citizenship and left for đermany or switzerland

Well, last I checked, they still prefer fit guys over fat ones, so sorry, you're out of luck there.

What's not to love bout them mate?

Rude desu, ive lost 40lbs so far, and im lifting.

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Croats are preddy based but notoriously subservient.

Nationalism is pretty strong in Croatia, video related is our most famous singer attracting crowds of hundreds of thousands, singing crypto-Ustaše songs. Equivalent is a German singer having a concert in Berlin in front of million people and singing songs about God, Fatherland, and war, starting songs with "Sieg Heil".

Pretty unimaginable, right? It's about only thing cool here.

The rest is shit, economy is nonexistent, we're cucks to the Brussels/America, there is a huge brain drain, and the government in charge is ex-UDBA/CP with socialist anti-free market policies.

But you can enjoy the scenery and not see a nigger/sandnigger anywhere.

m8 when you approach Croatians first you need to raise 3 fingers up and yell ,,OD VARDARA DO TRIGLAVA''and they will understand you're superiorety

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šta sereš pičko kopnena

Concerning your tourist info, take that shit to Sup Forums or google it. You're a first time visitor so the general info will give you enough material for a first visit.

My recommendation is Dalmatia, from Zadar to Dubrovnik. But in January it's pretty barren, but maybe that suits you?

Bojna Cavoglave is probably in my top 5 off YU war songs

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It's number one, should be our official anthem.

It's a brothel masquerading as a country, got my dick polished on the cheap by two ""university students"".

t. dijaspora mrzim vas vise od najvecih cetnika i balija

where are you planning to go here?

why do diasporas and edgy westerners need to ruin everything.

Nah senpai, I just have a good memory of croat memes. I have a genuine interest and appreciation of your country

Slovenia has everything you need. No need to go to Croatia.

Im just busting your balls

in what way???

Please, Croatia's coast is beautiful, you have, what, 5kms of coastline?

Also, Croatia's countryside is amazing. Places like Plivitca (sp?) and there are more like that.

Not our fault we were born outside our ancestral homeland. No need to be jealous of diaspora enjoying a higher standard of living.

By posting stupid shit at you. Im sure whatever advice you gave me was a balkan meme towards croats.

Ok it's actually called Plitvice, pic related. It looks like paradise on eart

Beaches/sea are for plebs.
Mountains are patrician.

That could be literally anywhere in the Alps and is thus nothing specific to Slovenia.

Literally not even an USP. Sorry.

No it wasn't a meme,that shit was being used by Titos pioneers when Tito was alive

Business related, I usually work in an office for an american appliance company but I get to go to some conference for something called Gorenje(?). I don't know why, since I'm literally only there to sign papers on the higher up's behalf, but its a vacation so I'm not complaining.

Since we joined NATO our army is basically one well equipped battalion to be sent around the world to please our ZOG masters.

Sad story really. We had to buy overpriced NATO weapons and switch from a conscript to a professional army, which is too expensive. Now we don't even have enough money for basic ammo

Croat diaspora detected.

You can't even fuck dogs in Croatia!

I voted YES to join EU and NATO. Do you love me?

Slovenian mountains are pretty neat

Nope, I actually prefer to Slovenians to Croatians when it comes to culture and economy. But Croatia looks nicer than Slovenia, sorry.

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Even Croatians admire our nature:; I used to like Krauts but you Krauts keep triggering me

Ye, Gorenje is our largest home appliances manufacturer.

But are you planning to do any sightseeing or anything else?

Tell me about their rape forests though

Where is that? It looks like Mongolia.

Holy shit, this is Croat and Serb tier bitterness.

I think I'll vacation in Croatia again next year just to trigger you.

Dalmatia and Istria are Italy

ITALIA IRREDENTA

pretty good, desu

they are actually Alpe Croatians whos blood was pured by Germans
But as you see, balkan mentality is there in many of them

I never understood why some countries like Slovenia joined NATO,you're just worsening relations with Russia and China,and you will become they're target if war ever happens.I hope you didn't join NATO just because off the Ebil Serb meme

You Germans go to Croatia anyway... we don't rely on you.

We have better tourists now, with more shekels. Americans like OP, rich people from China,...

Germans always preferred Croatia 'cause you're plebs.

Americans have more refined taste.

still got landmines all over the place from wars, watch out where you step

read the filename dog-fucker

I'm from West Slovenia we don't have places like that here. Looks like Mongolia.

Wanna fight me IRL when you visit Slovenia?

Fuck off nigger they're Alp Serbs they sometimes go full WE WUZ like we do sometimes