I'm on a flight with John Podesta. What should I say to him?

I'm on a flight with John Podesta. What should I say to him?

ask him what his favourite flavour of pizza is

"We know pizzagate is real."

short and sweet. get him sweating.

How to make america great again ?

>how to die

What's the flight number?

>Sup Forums is everywhere meme

It's j-just a meme r-right guys?

Sacrifice yourself, you know what needs to be done. Jesus will forgive you.

here use this ask him about these

"42, 37, 99, 17."

He'll know what it means.

Ask why he is into childs

If I pull that coat off, would you die?

Ask him what a pizza related map is. Or how to play dominoes on his pizza. Record please

alluah ackbar

take photos of who he is with

whisper to him: Sup Forums knows

ALL OF YOUR VICTIMS WILL BE AVENGED. PRAISE KEK.

You know what to do, desu

>captcha: mark the plane

HOLY SHIT

ASK HIM FOR A SLICE

you should probably do the right thing.

thats a suicide wish

Ask what's his favourite pizza topping?

Buy a small pizza, and give it to him. Just hand it to him and say "we know"

"Rot in hell you pedophile piece of shit"

How did you get a flight on the Lolita Express?

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do it

sit behind him and go "oy vey its anudda shoah" in a mocking tone

tell him "not in the face," your mother wants a wake.

Start making snide comments about everything he eats. Oh, having some coffee, are we? You enjoy that? Is that a packet of peanuts? Wink, wink, right?

Try to get him to admit to being a pedophile, through small talk. Don't cause a fight or something that will discredit us even more than the media already has.

timestamp retard

RIP OP this is the flight hilary takes out the trash

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO SON

GODSPEED

Is that madame president?

Is his voice just as creepy to listen to in real life?

approach him and refer to him as mr pedosta multiple times in the conversation

act like a burnt out hillary supporter and say that hillary can still win right because the electoral college wont vote when trumps ties to russia are made this week

Crashing this plane,
with no survivors.

>our queen flying commercial with the peasants

Ask him if he ever got his handkerchief with a pizza related map on it back from Susaner or the Realtor

Cast out his demons in the name of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Call on the Holy Ghost to enter I to him and purge him of all demons in the name of Jesus.

That's what Todd White would do. Probably.

This

draw a pedo symbol on a paper with the words 'we know what you did' and once he is not looking leave it next to him so he can see it

document his reaction

Trips decides what user does

I'll start

>ask him if he knows Zyklon Ben

>so...pizza uh?

Just stare him in the eyes and wink

You just go right up to that motherfucker, lean toward his ear, and utter in the most sensual voice you can muster "Ravioli Ravioli, give me the pepperoni"

Ask him how much a haitian with no balls will cost you?

ask him about Goal 14

write 'pizza' on a napkin and send it to him

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Just shout "pepe" and nothing else

OP where are you? did you do anything yet?

Say with a clear loud voice

ANYONE SMELL PIZZA?

Karate chop the air and scream HAAAIYAAAAAAAAHHHH

Then sit down and say "Man I can't wait until John Pedosta gets busted for fuckin babies"

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It's like it's everyone's first day on this website

Lean over his seat and whisper ever so gently:

>pepperoni pepperoni feed me your seed daddy johny

What did he mean by this
You're campaign got schlonged

HEy John,
I read all your emails, big fan.

Draw the pedo symbol on your palm like Richard Ramirez and make that creepy smile at him and say "Hail Pizza".

Or do pic related.

Ask him what kind of little boy does he like with his pizza

Do u even lift bro?

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Pretend to be on the phone and say that you won't be taking the plane if there won't be any pizza waiting for you.

"We're coming for you"

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OP don't be a faggot and waste this opportunity to please Kek

Say brown shoes don't go with grey and that he should kill himself.

Ask him where you can buy a quality handkerchief with a pizza map on it

Draw this shit on your hands.
Fuckyoubeedubsget

>Goal 14
FUCKING DRAW THE SYMBOLS ON YOUR HANDS LIKE THIS

WATCH HIM REE AND CATCH IT WITH YOUR CELLPHONE!!!!!!!!!

Hes in the black shoes you dummy

Drop a napkin in front of him that says "pizza" and on the back write "we know"

>he doesn't know who Podesta is

ask him about Osiris

You should ask him what the next step of his master plan is, then crash the plane with no survivors.

Hey John,

Wanna go grab some Pizza by Ping Pong and do some spiritcooking later?

While doing this flash a fish 14 symbols on your hands

then yell praise KEK

DRAW YOUR HANDS LIKE PODESTA HAS THEM HERE


SHOW HIM YOUR HANDS

Take a napkin, draw a little treasure map with a pizza on it and then ask if its his

say nothing, just pull down your pants and spread your buttcheeks at him

by the way, what flight is it that youre on?

14 >0

roll for this

praise

Ask him for directions to the hot dog stand

get his walnut sauce recipe

This

Mr. Podesta, was getting caught part of your plan?

Ask him what he meant by this.

He is here with us

Ask him if he knows what type of pizza will be served as the in flight meal.

That's not him, but it looks a lot like him
Good try

I guess ill just check these myself..

>trips

You're in an airport go fucking buy a pizza and offer him a slice or eat it all sexually and stare at him

put him under citizens arrest

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This

This.

DO IT FAGGOT

You'll become an hero.

>grab slice of Barros pizza
>walk up to him and ask him if you're at the right gate


>then stick your dick in the pizza

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