Is your life on track, Sup Forums?

Is your life on track, Sup Forums?

No i'm fucking here.

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No woman, but a good job that will make me plenty of money

made it till 23 at 23 but i doubt ill make it on time with anything else

I ''''own'''' a flat and a new car, earn an average wage and I'm a sort-of manager.

doubt I'll ever find a women, not sure I'd want one living with me 2bh

Man, my shit is way off. Not always a bad thing tho

>Passed driving test at 17, got first vehicle at same time
>first kiss at 21
>first full time job at 20, career-worthy job at 23
>already clearing well over 40k with said career, with no college degree
>renting my own place since 20
>currently 25, no women, let alone marriage, on the horizon

Seriously tho, driving test at 20? First 40k in late thirties? Sounds British. Poor bastards

Manager at 34? Retire at 50? Rich cunts

>Become a manager
Everyone can't become a manager you stupid chart.

No, and i'm happy about that

checked dem devil trips

bare in mind driving is much more expensive here.

and £40k =/= $40k, although who knows these days

>first job at 19

here's a handy guide to help you understand

>driving test at 20
>engaged at 25
>buying a brand new car for any reason
>white collar job
Who made this?

well, it's a loan company, so who nose

>40k at age 37

Way ahead of schedule

While that's true, I'll also say that among my friends, I was the fuck up who dropped out of college. Most of my close friends, my age mind you, are already clearing $75k or more. my last paycheck of this year should put me right around $50k, or £40k. Finance and logistics work pay well, friend

FUCK

Yes

>retire at 60
>social security doesn't start until 62
???

Move out at 22? Engadged for 2 years? Car at 22? My god. Its a good pace for someone with high functioning autism... I was married before 20. 10+ years with 3 kids now.

Step your game up leaf..

24 here still stuck at 19. Should I just get it over with and free up some space?

Add to this that Podesta has known connections to Dennis Hastert and Epstein--two known pedophiles.

I lost at age 15

Been 2-3 years infront until age 25 according to this thing.
26 atm. Women are tough bro.

I'm ahead in some and behind in others, this list is pretty retarded

I would be if there were actually any jobs in this country.

Are you kidding me with this list? Two children and the first at 28? Fucking millennials no wonder the white race is dying

29 and I've got absolutely everything financial on there and absolutely none of the relationship goals.

>First kiss at 15
What? Who does this?

>i doubt ill make it on time
not with that attitude you fucking moronic whore

Only financially. I'm way ahead of that though I'll probably retire at 30.

>Not having your divers license at 16
>First VACATION with friends at 21?
>Move out by 22?
>BUYING a fucking CONDO ever
>Not earning above average well before 30

Kill yourself leafcuck

>29: buy new house
>30: start earning average wage

>20: pass driving test
>30: start earning average wage
>22: move out

>40k a year
>at fucking 37
I'm fucking 22 and earning that. This chart is bullshit.

Perfect consumer's guide to a life of productivity.

>1 post by this ID

These posts are made to destroy the abundant #pizzagate evidence.

Do not fall for them.

I am 23 and earn more than the average wage.

Can't drive though.

Guess I've failed at life. Oh well!

"Think about starting a business" at aged 35. Yay new car on the never-never. So much fun being chained to a shitty job over material posessions. Have fun living the wagecuck lifestyle.

Normies do.

Stop posting this. It gets me depressed.

>first kiss 15
khv
>first full time job 19
18
>pass driving test 20
16
>first holiday with friends 21
nope
>move out 22
not yet
>buy first car 22
18
>first holiday with partner 23
khv
>be a bridesmaid or best man 23
khv
>rent on your own 24
nope

24 yo khv that makes good money but still live at home

Yes. Set up your PC to upload real high res footage of you taking the pathetic coward's way out after a certain amount of time (cos you'll be dead). Another suggestion: See if you can set it so the camera uploads a time-lapse video of your fat, worthless body decomposing and swelling. What's convenient is that we know no one will ever come looking for you.

>Pass driving test age 20
>get sucked into a 50% chance of failure deal at age 25
>only start earning average wage at 30
what is this cancer

30 and earning the average wage

Life in shambles otherwise though

i don't know how to do any of that.

>first kiss 5 years late
>first job 2 years early
>driving test 4 years early
>holiday with friends 1 year early
>move out 3 years early

Either this chart is way fucking off or I'm just all over the damn place

This guide is complete bollocks.

>start earning average wage
>age 30

Scrub, I'm a software developer; I was earning above-average wage debt free at age 25.

A bit behind on those other, social things, tho.

I though I was miserable because I am 24 and will finish college this year.

Some guy gave a talk here about getting hired in top companies and he was the same age as me.
I felt like I was much younger while talking to him

but over all
>first kiss 16
>Part time/full time job 17-19
>first holiday with friends 19

I just have not passed other milestones but I should quickly after graduating. Do not expect to get engaged by the time I am 27 though.

>26
>above average income but nothing insane
>rent on my own

>hate my job
>no gf and none on the horizon
>likely will never procreate

ok

where's the "pick up a gun and start a war son" phase?

More like the ultimate guide for being a goy.

22 yo going 23
everything good up to "rent on your own" exept everything gf related

>Be little user
>Be social as fuck
>Have a shitton of friends
>First kiss at 12
>Discover the Internet
>Fast forward I'm now a social outcast without any friends
JUST
U
S
T

>move out 22
>rent on your own 24
what did they mean by this?

Itll be Late 60s by the time you retire

>pass driving test at age 20
>spending holiday vacation with anyone other than family
???

Got my first flat 6 years early and I was above average income 6 years early.

No qt wife though. Currently 26.

>£100+ a week for a small room in a house share with strangers in a shitty part of town

doubt i'll be moving out any time soon

No, im afraid im about to fail my first college semester and get kicked out.

If I do im gonna join the Army to try putting my life back together.

>retiring at 60

What a pussy guide.

normies bluepilled life.
disgusting

(you)

this is a shitposting thread. You can takeover and make it into a pizzagate thread if you'd like

Well... at least I passed driving test
heh...
*sigh*

So far I'm ahead of the chart. Looking good.

All but the car part, apparently. Not engaged yet either.

lol i already failed at the first kiss part

Haven't even done the first one so nope.

Wow that's fucking depressing.

also im fucking 20 hahaha epic

>Don't move out until 22
>Don't start earning 40k/year until 37
Did you work at McDonald's your entire life and finally moved up to manager at 37? Even enlisted in the military are earning closer to 50k/year at that point not including benefits.

How does everyone get married 27 and simultaneously be a bridesmaid/bestman at 23 unless everyone has at least one friend 4 years older than them that they know close enough to be selected as best man?

those goals are fucking shit tier and way below average

earn average wage at 30 before you have your first kid.
In order to have a child in canada you need to maintain a wage of 30$ or more to raise a child. Especially if you are in Toronto or Ottawa.

average wage is ~$150 here
average flat price is ~$30 000
average flat rent is ~$150 / month

feel you

>doubt I'll ever find a women, not sure I'd want one living with me 2bh

beta faggot

fpbp

Underrated fpbp

k a year
even in burger bucks 40k is shit tier wage, I am earning 55k as an intern.
40k is barely 20$ an hour, if it takes you until your 37 and 2 kids to earn this you are fucked.
Also how do you survive off of 40k a year>

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no I'm totally fucked, I'm 27 and I make minimum wage.

I made the mistake of choosing software development as my career when I was a kid because it was the only thing that I was passionate about since I started with VB6 when I was like 10 and then learned that there are no jobs in cornfieldfuckistan and I can't afford to move to where they are.

>engaged for 2 years

what the fuck, leaf. go suck off a beaver.

holy shit that wage sucks hard, anyway you can start an online business and earn some burger bucks on the side. I am sure there are some burgers looking for online coders who will do the job at a fraction of the cost.

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> Sup Forums
> life on track

You answered your own question.

I'm getting married next year and I'll be 27 so right on track

>well, it's a loan company, so who nose

I like what you did there

yeah, not going to lie i was somewhat normal before i started going to this site as well. the fuck, was i infected with some sort of virus.

Where the fuck is "go to post-secondary education" on there? Dumb Amerifats.

I'm 26 and have never had a girlfriend. Not a virgin, just no relationship.

>Failed at the first step

>Aged 37
>start earning 40k a year

You fucking what m8? I'm 23 and single and I'm already at 120k a year.

What kind of kikery is this?
Here's my plan:
20:Form band,play gigs at local clubs
22:Gather a following and fans
23:Tour the continents,redpilling normies with subtle lyrics
27:Choke on my own vomit,blow my head off or get suicided by the CIA.(See Kurt Cobain,Jimi Hendrix,Jim Morrison)
Fuck Shlomo,fuck the lot of em.

This infographic was made by a 13 year old

>Lost virginity at 15
Hows it feel to be inferior?

Well you can always spend a bit of time thinking about starting a business. That'll advance you all the way up into the mid-30s.

mfw I make 100k a year at 30

Hey lad, what would you say is average salary in Ireland?

>The ultimate guide that works 50 years ago made by boomers that should kill themselves

Fuck Boomers, i hate them so god damn much

Getting raped by your uncle doesn't count