Brit/pol/ - Shpongled Edition

>Thirteen year-old sucks on black mamba every day
metro.co.uk/2016/12/07/spice-addict-13-smokes-every-day-until-he-passes-out-6306912/

>UKIP calls for burka ban: Paul Nuttall says Britain is ready to bite back on migration
express.co.uk/news/politics/741870/ukip-leader-paul-nuttall-brexit-interview-views-economy-government-britain-uk

>EU unveils new Space Egg headquarters that symbolises "Joy at a time of populist uprising and anger"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/08/eu-unveils-new-300m-space-egg-hq-europa-brussels/

>Notorious bender Peter Tachell and Syria protesters disrupt Corbyn speech
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38274395

>Gina Miller will WIN Supreme Court Brexit ruling as Government advisers predict narrow victory for Parliament having to vote on A50
express.co.uk/news/politics/741993/government-lose-supreme-court-article-50-brexit-appeal-ruling-claim-advisors

>EU negotiator rushes through deal for UK to pay for access to Single Market, migrants
express.co.uk/news/politics/741781/Brexit-EU-referendum-Brits-keep-freedom-of-movement-residence-rights

>Turkey accused of ‘dissolving’ their migrant camps as scum floods Greece
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/10/migrants-arrive-greece-dissolved-turkish-migrant-camps/

>Peter Hitchens was right; "The Boris Effect" strikes again as Ed Balls's popularity soars after humiliating himself in public
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ed-balls-strictly-popularity-comres-poll-theresa-may-a7467336.html

>More proof that the SNP actually want England to be right-wing for the sake of their own political gain as figures show they spent less money during the EU Referendum than Wetherspoons
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/29/snp-accused-barely-trying-eu-referendum-outspent-wetherspoon/

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We believe in Britain and the British people, their heritage and customs.
We believe in a sovereign self-governing Britain and withdrawal from the EU.
We reject all forms of foreign interference in our government.
We ask for an understanding and consciousness by all our people of their nation’s greatness, achievements, and glory.
We believe that the heterosexual family is the primary social unit.
We believe in authority.
We believe in the spiritual values of life and of the respect that is owing to man.
We believe in the obligation of labour and the rolling back of the welfare state.
We believe in virtue and the sacred nature of Christianity and our Established Church.
We believe that our country is best served by our indigenous customs & traditions, its time-honoured hereditary principle and our monarchy.
We are in favour of localism and local communities.
We support the small businessman and entrepeneur.
We support British industry & manufacturing.
We are opposed to internationalism and globalisation
We are opposed to communism, to socialism, to liberalism and to anarchism.
We are opposed to mass immigration and multiculturalism
We are opposed to the Class War.
We are opposed to Political Correctness and support the repeal of all cultural-Marxist legislation.
We are against the purely materialist conception of life.
We support the Great British Countryside and its conservation for future generations.
We are against all the great heresies of our age, because we have yet to be convinced that there is any part of the world where the liberty to propagate such heresies has been the cause of anything good.

brillo pads

Britain a shit
Tories are cucks

Daily reminder that western civilization will end in our lifetime, so enjoy it whilst you can.

Must be quite a rare sight for you eh you unwashed Paki cretinoid

autism

haha lads lion bars

Posted too late before, any current or ex-spicegirls?

hullow yes the MI5 spies are out in force again keep your eyes on them okay thank you

the state of your life m8

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This xylitol gum's giving me fucking chronic farts

Heron Foods

Mass immigration is just never going to stop is it?

what is /britpol/ doing tonight lads?

No it's not. He's doing for for a smart reason, to get people to ask "who sad this?". Then he can give them the answer and build up support for the right people.

Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace

It's the future you chose and deserve

The absolute state of you

Arthur Kirkland desu, lads

Stop avoiding kitsch.

I'm clean 3 years now boss

youtube.com/watch?v=BAXwt9vUny4

Lads, what's the best (least bad) Scottish city?

Glasgow, Edinburgh, Aberdeen or Dundee?

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It's like asking what kind of bat you like to have your balls smashed with

Newcastle

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Dublin

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Who the fuck was retarded enough to fall for this?

Good album.

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I want to bite her ear

Enough people


While betrayed ex-Labour voters stuck with UKIP, pussy turncoat "ex"-Tories in the Midlands and South of England crawled back to a man who hates them and LITERALLY TOLD THEM NOT TO VOTE FOR HIM, because of ridiculous overblown propaganda

The absolute state of the South

Was Gove the hero we need but didn't deserve?

I want to poop in her vagina

This image really needs some expansion.

thetimes.co.uk/tto/law/columnists/article2042633.ece

No, he's literally an admitted Blairite whose support for leaving the EU was a complete opportunistic anomaly

Oh right, nice one then m8

> Labcuck and a Tripfag

You couldn't fucking write it.

Aberdeen, no question.
I've lived in Dundee, Aberdeen and glasgow (and inverness)

>Hate the Tories? BET YOU LOVE JEREMY CORBYN YOU MARXIST SCUM


Fuck off Tory boy

>Our Gerry causing chaos for the crown
Would die before I let him take over our country but still love Are Gerry and his shenanigans up North.

explain why you tripfag again please

Booked my driving test recently lads and its in January. I bet I do really well and then sperg out and fuck it all up in the last 20 yards and fail.

BAN EVERYTHING
A
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Brit/pol/ is the only thing he's ever had in his life.
He made a few threads back in 2014 and a few other tripfags praised him and he's never been able to let it go.

Can you criticise them though?

Most nerve racking thing I've ever done. Passed it first time though, even though I nearly killed a squirrel

ban tripfags.

Why don't you just use 4chanx to anonymise tripfags?

Just get in and do as many burnouts and donuts before they stop you

Bit old for you aint she?

Just applied for the Marines tbqhwy

Because they hate me, not the tripcode; the tripcode is just a useful means of attack because it's a lazy way to ad hom without anyone questioning it

>Overall Rape

kek

NONCE

Good lad.

They tried to hide it by splitting the stats y'know.

>Those small numbers compared to every other (((European))) country

Quite proud of that...

Why the FUCK did it spike by 9k 2014-15?

Without the tripcode you'd be nothing
>Inb4 you need the tripcode to stop people thinking random people are you
That would stop if you literally just fucked off for good.

We'll collapse financially soon enough, the lack of gibs will force matters

The tripfag is a complete wankstain. Don't bother with him - he will just regurgitate Peter Hitchens shit.

Don't worry lad, the examiner kept trying to have a conversation with me while i was driving through a complicated area.
I:

Tried to pull out in front of bus in neutral,
Stalled at a busy roundabout,
Failed the turn in the road maneuver,
Almost ran a child over

I passed with 3 minors first time after 16 hours of lessons.

Use 4chanx for fuck sake lads. For everyone's sake, for the sake of Brit/pol/ use bloody 4chanx.

>2014-2015

Look at that spike in (((EU))) immigration.

For fuck's sake, I got failed because I held a dickhead Mercedes driver up for 3 seconds waiting to merge into another lane

Maybe I should take my test in Wales next time

Fucking hell...
But 2013-15 literally went up by 9k wew

15-17 and 21-23 are my fav

Germany invited the world to come over and rape our people.

Nonce

Nonce

How old are you

i don't hate you, friend.
but why use the tripcode?? isn't the whole point of Sup Forums to be anonymous?

Are southern Irish welcome in brit/pol/?

We have no home on this board

>suddenly increased from 14 to 15
Kek, are you trying to gradually un-noncify yourself?

Nonce

Fucking amateurs. You don't reply to him, he does it only because he enjoys pissing people off. You give him ammunition every time you reply to him, which means another day goes by where Brit/pol/ is shite.

Better go back the way you came, subhuman

look at what has happened every time he stopped using it. everybody just recognised him by images, filenames and syntax.

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Why are you defending the nonce you nonce.

To be fair, even though i made all those fuck-ups, they weren't dangerous fuck ups. In fact the almost-running-a-child-over thing was good. He just ran straight out and i hit the brakes quickly. With the roundabout, i stalled behind the line, and with the bus, i switched my indicator back to the left to indicate i'm not pulling out.

>re-writing history is bad
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/dec/11/google-frames-shapes-and-distorts-how-we-see-world

we'll note that next time they want to rewrite science books with a new discovery

Brit/pol/ is a total clusterfuck as of now so you might as well.

Of course, except the ones that like to brag about being superior while simultaneously importing countless shitskins and bending the knee to the EU. We're brothers, we just have a slightly rocky relationship.

If you live in a Marginal constituency where:
60% vote Tory
58% vote Labour
2% vote UKIP
then it makes sense to vote Tory to keep out Labour.

Obviously fucking not

I'm defending Brit/pol/, somebody has to.

That burger looks weird.

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It's not ad hom, its the tripcode that ruins Brit/pol/

The pleasure of using Sup Forums is that I can scroll through a thread and not notice the same person posting, and if there is unique ID, the next thread its all reset again

Except I see your trip every 5th post in every Brit/pol/, and its just anti-Sup Forums

If you made a decent post, Im going to not give it any time, because Im reminded thats its the same person writing it as keeps posting every other minute

I come here for the anonymous discussion, and you detract from that. If you posted once in a while it wouldnt be half as bad. But you multiply the issue by being such a sad cunt that you are here ALL THE TIME

Because I only have a work laptop

14 yolds are god tier in Nordics only

Only if you swear allegiance to Queen & Country.

Anyone remember the boy scout promise?

Don't believe all you read on Sup Forums . . .Teresa May will make a Good PM, most of the kids here don't really get it and exist on memes.

rip national action

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/national-action-british-neo-nazi-group-to-be-classed-as-terror-organisation-and-banned-first-time-a7468136.html

Reminder: Controlling borders is now extremist

I agree completely with that first part, trips do ruin the magic.

>Because I only have a work laptop
Fair enough lad, just try not to reply to trips in future I suppose.