We should summon other Egyptian Gods for more memetic power. ITT we ask ancient deities to reply

We should summon other Egyptian Gods for more memetic power. ITT we ask ancient deities to reply.

I want Anubis to violate my asshole with his big dog cock.

KYS, furfag!
Why would the god of funerals want to help you?

Shut up Iceland go make Minecraft 2

He can help Hillary

But probably we should ask Thoth for more magical knowledge.

Thoth, God of knowledge, we already contacted kiel, is Dolan your memetic incarnation?

Anubis, are you here?

Thoth is an ibis, not a duck.

I assume all others do not speak through digits.

Odin I call upon you to awaken

How do they speak than?

It was the closest meme

Yall need Jesus.

you need thoth

ARISE MY MASTERS

Khnum would be a pretty good ally tbqh

I'm HERE!

Did you bring the plastic baggies?

that is NOT anzu!

I don't fucking care.

Medjed a best

Praise the Ogdoad

Kek, reveal us your fellows!

so close, check my id

Qetesh, give me many orgasms

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We need to give more energy to Odin/Wotan ... there needs to be an alpha god to controle of this meme magic

Nordic gods died with Sweden

how do you explain the Sons of Odin movement ...

Quads + ID = God revealed

This is dangerous anons. It's not a meme. You better know what you're doing before you start playing with forces you don't understand.

Considering the recent Pizza Gate scandal that's happen, I say we should summon Bastet.

Bastet was a cat/lion warrior goddess who is a protector of the children, the home, and expecting mothers - aka good family values. Then again I'm no historian and this is just what I've collected from summaries on the internet, so correct me if I'm wrong.

Everyone who isn't underage knows that cat reaction images used to be all the rage back in the early and mid 2000's and made a semi-small comeback in the early 2010's. They're also hugely popular for videos, for obvious reasons.

>14*88
That is something, I feel divine presence itt

WE WUZ KANGS N SHEET!!!

>sekhmet will never lovingly caress your cock
why even live?

It's habbening-
868 repeating!!!

Quetzalcoatl come back and punish your reptilian children that have done wrong

WOTAN

We've already swung a US election, made memes into a mainstream phenomenon, and raised 70,000 dollars for an obscure actor on a kid's show.

We didn't summon kek because he was egyptian but rather because he was a chaos god. Try with Eris, Tzeench or something like that.

Soros is still alive, as well as Hillary, commiefornia is not washed away, etc. there are a lot of things to do

We already have Kek and Jesus
Begone, you filthy heretic

>Tzeench ..
thats too much chaos

>implying Arabic deities replay to fat fedorbeards

There were a few anubis boards pre-election

not surprisingly, they got multiple digits too and predicted a trump victory

no such thing

there exists only 1 god and her name is kek

praise Quetzalcoatl?

So, other gods reply via digits also?

considering the upcoming elections throughout the eu. A germanic deity would be fitting

We dont NEED to understand, heh, you poor human, all we know is that we need POWER, and these guys are more than likely on our side, nothin personal, kid heh

which one are you?

kek > *

Anubis speaks through Post ID

Praise kek

PRAISE KEK

kek is the only one, cucktard

>4949
>yKng
>whyking
>viking

>70k for an obscure actor on a kid's show
who are you talking about?

Come to /r9k/ and get 33333333 they are 1000 posts away.

I have arrived. Ask your questions, mortals.

How about Banebdjedet?

Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town

Kek will not tolerate betrayal.

The new God will speak through post IDs.

i don't know, user. we already had to appease a 10000 year old chaos god. after we get more meme power, how do we put the genie back in the bottle?

There are no brakes on this train

Yiff in the realm of the dead furfag

Sopdu, war with china fall 2017

Checked.
Butthurt.jpg

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
When did Doge happen?

Marduk, we need the power of Annunaki. NOW. I command you to reveal yourself

set/sopdu is the god of border patrol

Shiiiiit Marduk is answering! Lord of Gods, let us rule over this planet!

>leaf

>Those digits.
God of storms?

I SUMMON EXODIA

We need to as Ra next

Fuck, we really are becoming /x/.
It's kidna cool how the mods are okay with it. I guess they realize Kek is a real spiritual/political power?

>4 heads

I call on Horus. May you reinvigorate the Aussies in their fight against the emus.

Ancient gods are rising, and mods can not stop it

When a muslim tells you you need Jesus, you know you need Jesus.

I want to buy one. What do I search?

"Apep (also spelled Apepi, and Aapep, or Apophis in Greek) in Egyptian mythology was an evil demon. He was associated with darkness and chaos. He was often shown as a snake."


APEP IS OUR NEW GOD!

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Why not Greek gods?

We can summon Dionysus and get fucking wasted. Free drinks for everyone

Fuck off human scum. You got me into this mess y giving me a mortal body

>9 gets in a thread with 85 replies
No false god is giving you repeating numbers, these are natural digits.

I concur, I already have a statue of her in my home

HAIL THOTH, GIVE US THE KNOWLEDGE NEEDED TO MAKE A WHITE ETHNOSTATE HAPPEN
GLORY TO THOTH

Pepe always was and always will be

Praise Kek, praise Anubis, praise Marduk!

Can't be done OP, so far as I know, only KEK speaks through digits.

Jesus taught us that is not the amount of the gods that matters, but the concentrating power of one memed into reality.

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It's not clear if only Kek speaks through digits

>Putting other gods before the Lord
ishygddt

Guess that means we win since I summoned Exodia.

what the fuck

>>Putting other gods before the Lord
>>>Putting other god before some shitty lying abrahamic god

Are you afraid that same shit happened to Innsmouth can happen to pol? People there also asked Dagon, and he replied

>Are you afraid that same shit happened to Innsmouth can happen to pol?
Just fucking around, NorNor.