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Ask a Jew anything.

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Who did you vote for?

can you speak and write Yiddish and Hebrew?
and are you a dope smoker?

Trump, of course.
But I didn't tell anyone about it ;)

I'm learning German and Hebrew. Family is ethnically Spanish (from Israel) and ethnically Prussian (from Poland). I'm the only one in my family that can't speak Hebrew fluently.

Do you think Trump was the right pick for president?

have you been to israel yet

Johnson and Stein are incompetent, and Hillary is bad for Israel.
The only option for me is Trump.

have you seen any evidence of the reptilian-jew connections and what is your stance on outerspace?

I'm not OP but I'm a Jew from Brooklyn and I can speak Yiddish. Are you needing some antisemitic lulz translated for trolling purposes?

dodges question about dope

How much Jew gold do you get?

are you a good goy?

Why don't you believe in Jesus (A.s) and Muhammad (A.s)? Real question.

nah, op's been on a few times before and is a whore for you's (like all of us)

For gas chamber purpose?

>Ethnically Spanish from Israel
>Prussian from Poland

do jews circumcise their own?
or is that only for the goy?

I visit frequently because a majority of my family live there.
It's a great place for all monotheists. Plenty of churches, mosques, synagogues, and historical sites.
Tons of religious and political freedoms too.

Outerspace is the new frontier, but God revealed himself on this planet.

Only drink wine for religious purposes and whiskey for flavor, no other substances. A lot of relatives were addicted.

Very little. I'm the poorest Jew I know.

I'm a different OP. I saw someone doing this a bunch of times and decided to try.

Would you say your average Jew is Liberal or Conservative? A Socialist, Republican, or Penny-pincher Socialist? Would you vote an Isolationist into office, won that specifically stated they would defund foreign aid to israel.

>Johnson and Stein are incompetent, and Hillary is bad for Israel.
>The only option for me is Trump.
Zamar!

Why don't you go back to rRrerdrdrirt?

im jewish too, i also believe that the holocaust was exaggerated and that a watered down version of national socialism/fascism works to the benefit of everyone, me and my gf(who is also jewish) engage in nazi/jewish prisoner roleplaying during sex and believe that global elitists (who are mostly jews) are a fucking plague on his planet. welcome to Sup Forums you kike bastard

Family fled to Urfa during the inquisition, spoke Ladino in the house.

Prussian family is ethnically German and have been there for ages. They fled to the Red Army during WWII, fought for Germany during WWI. Spoke Polish and German.

There are two types of Jews: the staunch pro-Israel republicans and the staunch anti-Israel democrats. There is very little in-between.

Circumcision is not for goyim, only for Jews. It is the covenant between God and Avraham.

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Do you listen to based Rabbi Mizrachi?
Did you download his "Divine Information" app?

I've been here for 2 years. I've seen your writing style in a post about how Africans have 48 chromosomes.

I've only ever been to r/polandball.

Ah okay. I've never made a thread like this because I'm not really a practicing Jew and not a fan of attention whoring, but maybe answering some questions could be fun.

Maybe. I can tell you that the Yiddish word for "gas chamber" is "gaskamer" (גאַסקאַמער)

No, but I'll take the recommendation.

>doged dope question
>doged jewish economic question
>doged Isolationist question.
They should pour more shekels into hebrew school, you need to read more than the first line.

>I've seen your writing style in a post about how Africans have 48 chromosomes.

dafuq are you on about faggot?

see I don't mind isolationism, as I am surprisingly not a big banker. Most of my family and friends are doctors, lawyers, and politicians. I don't take substances.
I believe you should do what is best for your country.

Are the conspiracy theories about Jews trying to destroy the white race true?

how do you profit from making this thread

Someone else from Aquafresh make a thread about that with a similar writing style as you.

he feels as if he has friends and people actually have an interest in his meaningless life

Entertainment. And this Yes. Many Jews believe in the destruction of the West, and many believe the West is integral to us.
Some believe that the downfall of the West is inevitable due to poor economy and immigrants, but believe America is fine.

>jews are a hivemind

i suppose that that could be atributed to dutch grammar and english being a second or third language.

Can you say "goyim" in pig latin?

Please answer this question :

Do you live in Jew York?

Yes. וים–גי

I don't believe in antinomianism, and Islam is barbaric.

Yes

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Dude is based. We need him to be the kohen gadol of America and advise King Trump

Yiddish isn't extinct in America yet? It's all but gone here. Do you speak it well?

Why haven't you killed yourself. You're a bunch of pathetic pedos and all around filthy rats. Can't wait to start killing you.

Given the Jewish war on whites, what is the best course of action for whites to preserve themselves?

Is sucking baby dick still a thing in Israel?

Jew loving chink here.

You kind of answered the question already but do SJW jews seriously think that nu-male millenial white man is far more of a threat to Judaism, to this day, that importing millions of muslim whom 90% are anti jew would be a better option? Or is it more for the destruction of Europe for the rulz? I really don't care if EU becomes a shithole, but I do want the timeline for destruction so I can maybe go see some cool historical stuff before they're all deemed haram and obliterated.

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how many children did you molest today?

What makes you say it's barbaric? Which Islamic nations are the most barbaric in your opinion, today?

Does that mean you also consider Muhammad (A.s) as barbaric?

>there aren't large groups of people with similar beliefs within ethnic groups

Given the recent twitter kerfuffle with Roseanne Barr verses "urban youth"; how do you feel about the fact that minorities not only consider Jews white, but consider them the most privileged and corrupt of whites?

Do you think Jews would fare well in a race war?
To whom would they turn?

Jesus Christ aren't there only a million or so speakers of it left? I'm learning it for fun and I can't even find a complete online dictionary to access for free. There are some other courses to take though.

How should I invest $10,000?

Teach me your ways merchant.

How do i convert to Judaism?

How do you do the nikkudot?

is the holocaust real?

Worldwide there are one or two million speakers left. Before WWII, there were around 13 million speakers of it. Multilingualism in Israel was part of what killed the remains after WWII.
A few hundred thousand people in the USA speak it.

How do you feel when you see this picture?
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It's only practiced by the Hasidim, who are so batshit crazy they're either ignored, quietly tolerated, or loathed by everyone else, including most other Jews.

what's the best way to go about making money in the forex market in the immediate future? like which currency and such.

Why are you in Palestine?

There are like 130k speakers in NYC or something. Come to Borough Park and you'll hear it spoken daily.

Why not just learn German? The two are almost mutually intelligible. You're just learning slang and an outdated alphabet.

Lexilogos yiddish keyboard.

Why do you keep raping the USA?

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>Yiddish is just German
It's descended from Middle High German and most Germans can understand about 80% of it without much difficulty. There are still some structural differences, some vocabulary from Slavic and Semitic languages, and a cultural history unique to Yiddish.

Ever wondered why the world hate you?
I have and it really makes me wonder.

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Can you make us a 1st world country?