Brit/pol/ - Based CIVIC Nationalist Peter Hitchens Edition

I'm literally too intelligent for Sup Forums. Take your best shot, brainlets.

YKTD is a 20 something year old neet who likes to roleplay as a conservative while living off the government and his parents.
He deserves only your pity.

>Boris Johnson refuses to back down as he meets King Salman of Saudi Arabia days after criticising key British ally
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/11/boris-johnson-meets-king-salman-saudi-arabia-talks-days-criticising/

>Nicola Sturgeon economic growth adviser warns against Scottish Budget tax hike on the wealthy
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/11/nicola-sturgeon-economic-growth-adviser-warns-against-scottish/

>'Candour' in UK-Saudi relations - Johnson
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38281143

>Clarke warns May over 'hard Brexit'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38281146

>Secret Tory team planning General Election for FEBRUARY to save Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/742241/General-Election-February-secret-Tory-Theresa-May-boost

>Gina Miller: The Brexit Commons vote was a ‘red herring’
express.co.uk/news/politics/742356/Gina-Miller-Brexit-Commons-vote-red-herring

>Cologne Police Ignored New Year’s Eve Migrant Rape Emergency Calls
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/11/cologne-police-ignored-new-years-eve-migrant-rape-emergency-calls/

>UKIP Vows to Fight Local Government Union Flag Removal Order
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/11/ukip-vows-to-keep-british-flag-flying/

>Party can close gap in polls, says Abbott after byelection disasters
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/11/labour-can-close-gap-in-polls-says-diane-abbott

>How California could be heading for its own version of Brexit
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/california-heading-version-brexit/

>Brexit: Experts warn UK's new WTO status could be blocked by Argentina
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/britain-wto-schedule-argentina-spain-brexit-latest-a7468766.html

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_assignment
youtube.com/watch?v=Pp1wVPeg59Q
youtube.com/watch?v=EC6C-cAc240
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/national-action-british-neo-nazi-group-to-be-classed-as-terror-organisation-and-banned-first-time-a7468136.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38281950
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-38281318
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38274152
theboltonnews.co.uk/news/14958812.Samurai_swords__machete_and_Nepalese_kukri_knives_handed_in_during_Bin_The_Blade_amnesty/
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/dec/11/nigel-farage-not-controversial-toxic-why-give-airtime-question-time
youtube.com/watch?v=P8rrMzQcsos
theguardian.com/news/datablog/2012/mar/28/judges-ethnic-sex-diversity-judiciary
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>Always drank proper British Ale, never liked Lager
>Try out, completely on a whim, some German Wheat Beer (Franziskaner)
>Can't stop drinking it.

Have I fallen from grace lads? I don't know what it is about it I love so much. Maybe its the Germans cultural suicide and unwarranted self importance that adds something to the taste

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Nice try, brainlet.

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Calm down you fags, a thread is a thread.

bit late for this nonsense desu

My intelligence threatens him .. just a typical brainlet.

let's play britpol guess who

all people will be british politics related

i'll zoom out more and more with each update

first clue

Andrew marr

>civic nationalist

silly Christians

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Fuck off brainlet.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_assignment

why is this allowed

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STIRRED

Gordon Brown

you're all wrong

I-is that Stirgeon's mouth?

DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE BRAINLET

Feeling bretty relaxed this morning. Also, bumpy bump.

GOOD MORNING

FUNNY ISN'T IT

Leftists who oppose this

Israel is a racist apartheid state who has illegal Jewish ONLY settlements in the west bank where the border walls are wrapping around them inside Palestinian in an obvious land grab.
youtube.com/watch?v=Pp1wVPeg59Q

This is why terrorism happens and why the rest of the west gets blowback from it.

Israel builds these settlements on top of Palestinian villages that they have bulldozed by the military.
youtube.com/watch?v=EC6C-cAc240

If you support Israel you are not a leftist. End of Story.

saw
@
smiled

I have fucked 8 different girls in the past 4 days.

I just can't stop brothers,

But it doesn't count if they're on your computer screen m8y. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Nah nigga I don't know, I don't know who got you
I don't know who stabbed you, I don't know who shot you
I don't know who cut you, I don't know who robbed you
But you think I know cause you know how my squad do


I don't know nothin 'bout jumpin out splittin homeboy head
But for real that's fucked up they say that homeboy dead
I can't even think, who 'gon want him dead
Have no idea what type of gun they done him with
You see I hear no evil and I see no evil
Ain't tryin to talk to or hear from or see those people
And I ain't had them little homies burn up no regal
I've been tryin to do this music thang and just go legal
I don't know why my name in your female's phone
But you really startin to sound like a females homes
Don't know why they told you that we sell stones
We on the internet tryin to get our Email on

It's your birthday, it's your birthday
Bad bitch contest, you in first place
You in first place, you in first place
Bad bitch contest, you in first place
I show up with a check to your work place
(Then hand the valet the keys to the Merces)
Tell the DJ play your song, this shit come on
(What I'm seeing from the back I can't front on)
They ask me what I do and who I do it for
When I die, bury me inside the booty club
Get it girl, get it girl, get it get it girl
I might switch it up and get your girl

Don't try to deny what you feel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems that all that was good has died
And is decaying in me
(Will you give in to me?)

It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes (oh no)
The world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon in me

t.virgin

Well that little joke seemed to rustle your jimmies a touch, calm down.

Autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by impaired social interaction, verbal and non-verbal communication, and restricted and repetitive behavior. Parents usually notice signs in the first two years of their child's life.[1] These signs often develop gradually, though some children with autism reach their developmental milestones at a normal pace and then regress.[2] The diagnostic criteria require that symptoms become apparent in early childhood, typically before age three.[3]

If Germans do something right, it's guns and alcohol. As long as you try some British mead you're good mate

Let's do it for #AreJo

My jimmies are thoroughly unrustled

Greetings from Trumpland, Brits.

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they did seem pretty rustled

I don't know who that is.

Greetings from Bongland, Yank.

nothing is as it seems

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Rolling for 2, 7, 1, 3

sort out will ya

There are a hundred things wrong with this

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/national-action-british-neo-nazi-group-to-be-classed-as-terror-organisation-and-banned-first-time-a7468136.html
>British neo-Nazi group 'to be classed as terror organisation and banned' in unprecedented move

Fascist group tweeted picture in support of terrorist who killed pro-Europe MP Jo Cox


mummy may is coming for you Sup Forums and karens next

> Anti-Semitism: Official definition will fight hatred - Theresa May
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38281950

> Boy, 16, struck by two cars then chased and attacked in Chatham High Street
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-38281318

Britain YES...!

The Scots tied me over with whisky. Worry not, lad. As some other user says, beer and guns.

fuck off normalfag

>chatham

seems legit

sorry for not politics related, but curious as to yalls opinion

been doing ancestry research and figured out majority of my anglo ancestry is from outside northampton, and i've been thinking about visiting.

i've already done london, so i think next time i go i want to fly into heathrow, and move north from there and do st albans and keep moving up to northampton

question i have: how shitty is northampton? i know very little of northamptonshire

It's a fantastic County bar Newcastle.

Avoid Newcastle.

>sorry for not politics related,

90% of Brit/pol/ isn't Sup Forums related.

where is newcastle in northamptonshire? can't find.

yeah i know. i like to hang out here cause i like you idiots and i love england but feel bad when posting non-political shit regardless.

The utter state of brit/pol/

Apologies for not having mind altering political discussions at six in the morning, you fucking bumhole.

Good morning.

(You)

>FA reform: Former chiefs say 'elderly white men' block change

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38274152

JUST

>mind altering

>I have to take your point to a ridiculous extreme to be able to dismiss it

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Okay then. Nobody can be arsed talking politics at six in the fucking morning, we're all just relaxing and talking shit. That better you cunt?

Let's look at what you've contributed so far.
>a complaint

>being this triggered that hes been called out on the utter drivel he posts on this board

Ha I heard this on the radio and immediately thought of britpol, I guess the brainwashing is complete

Also

>GOOD MORNING

Who /never been to Scotland or Ireland/ here?

You're still contributing nothing better than I have been, so shut up for God's sake.

Morning m8y.

>Pointing out how shit the threads have become recently because of /r9k/ and reddit tier shit posting
>as bad as /r9k/ and reddit tier shit posting

The first fucking thing I saw on the news this morning was a propaganda piece about Syrian refugees, this can't go on like this.

theboltonnews.co.uk/news/14958812.Samurai_swords__machete_and_Nepalese_kukri_knives_handed_in_during_Bin_The_Blade_amnesty/

>save a life!

the war will be over within a year. but it's partially the UK's fault anyway

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/dec/11/nigel-farage-not-controversial-toxic-why-give-airtime-question-time
They can't beat him so they are trying to censor him.

Why is British politics so autistic?

>youtube.com/watch?v=P8rrMzQcsos

Waaaah the FA is just old white men waaaaah waaaah

Just fuck off you absolute twats

Why the fuck are they having a story on 'muslims like us' on breakfast news????

The shilling of the BBC is crazy holy fuck

theguardian.com/news/datablog/2012/mar/28/judges-ethnic-sex-diversity-judiciary

I just did some research on the Nigerian Supreme Court, and guess what? Every single one is a black male! Where is their diversity?!

desu if I was ever to be told to live in America, and I had a state to choose from, right now it's be countryside Minnesota. Seems proper comfy, and I love snow.

Fucking hell, lads.

What about you, boys? If you was to a pick to place to live in yankland, where would it be?

Alaska. The forgotten state.

>Peter Hitchens
He's a defeatist cuckservative.

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Maine

i just got called an anti-disestablishmentarianist in Greggs lads

people really need to get over these olympians - no gives a shit after the summer lads

>Remember to book your place for the Centre for English Identity and Politics's Diverse England Series upcoming talk

I dislike uni tbqh.

That's a real thing? Its name is a bit lengthy isn't it?

>anti-disestablishmentarianist
Was the other person using it correctly? I can't see why you'd be discussing the CofE in Greggs.

Is anyone elses captcha obsessed with Sushi lately?

>brexit to fail now 92% possibility
>courts to force hillary clinton into presidency

I ̴war̡ne̡d ̴you..
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͊̽ͣ̉ͧ͗͝T̔̀H̿E͐͌͛͗ ̐̈́̉ͦ̐D̸̅͒̿͊͂̿͂AY ͂ͫ͗ͤ́̔̀O͂̿̃̏ͮ́͝F̍̔̚ ̓̀ͦ͂͞B̴̓̂Ĕ̸̂̑ͨ̇I͛̉̓ͪ̋͘GͯͯEͨ ͛̍̊̄̚Í̛̏͋͆ͩͬS COͣ̄͆̇̍̕M̉ͫ̑̌ͨ̎I͡N̡͐́͒G̴̅.̧͂ͩ̌͋̌̚ ̨ͯͧ̒ͯ̎ͦ̚Y̏̈͐̊̐Ó́̈́̾͆̕Ǔ̍͟ ͡E̸I̴͐̊̊ͩT̄̆ͮ̇̀̋̚Hͫ̾͘ḜR̸̋ ͬJ̆̽ͯ̃̐̊͋Ǫͣ̌̾̓͊̐̒I̡̐ͮ́͋͊̚N̓̽ͫ̈́̒ͮ̆ ̉T͆̾̇ͤ́Hͮ̍̓͌ȄM̚̚͏,̈ͪ͏ ͑͐̏̓͗̈O͗̌̏͐ͭR̿͛͐ͭ̃̎̓ ͧ͊͐͆̚Fͤ͒̅AC̍̈̏̏́E̛ ͋̂̂͞E̡X͋̎̚T̎̈̀E͋̓ͤ̚R̡͌ͤ͌͗Mͧ̀Iͭͪ̄͡N̋͂͢A̢T̛ͫI҉Ö́N.
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̏̋͑͂͆O͌̈́ͪ͗ͩ͗͢N̶̑̓̾E͂̎ ͫ̑̀̚Ģ͋̆͂̍ͫ͒̂ÓD̵
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>Diverse England Series
Is the relevant bit presumably. Talk by some paki.

Well Brits could use a civic nationalist. You got some stupid bitch in there. She banned based Richard! What are you doing over there?

minnesota is shit. infested with somalis. and very liberal

youre smart lad. beautiful state.

>youre smart lad. beautiful state.

I know, that's why I'm moving to Bangor (^:

test

What?

Does Mike Wazaoski blink or wink?

Wrong thread?

Did Ricky Gervais ever give his opinion on Brexit?

what is google you lazy fuck

desu i was being anti-disestablishmentarianist

Nice trips, bad attitude.

Gervais is a cücked, lefty, fedora-tipping rent boy; Reddit personified.

Say I was to go live in America for a year or two, where'd be the place state, in your opinion?

I genuinely love the countryside, along with the sort of farmside locations. I adore the orange, autumn leaf colours of the trees and absolutely adore the snow. I don't want a lefty, liberal shithole, but also don't mind it being centre left, centre, or centre right. I've been checking the wiki statistics, and the highest percentage of Anglo's to live in the US Northern states is in Idaho. What's that place like? Does it match my descriptions? Because, right now, I'm caught between Montana, Northern Idaho, and Minnesota.


What was meant by this?