Every day, 3 million humans, 1 million asians, and 20 thousand homo habilis wake up to a fate worse than death

Every day, 3 million humans, 1 million asians, and 20 thousand homo habilis wake up to a fate worse than death.

Please, take a quiet moment to think about the unfortunate residents of Melbourne...

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I can only contain so much happiness

kek

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>homo habilis
They don't actually let those beasts into the city, do they?

Northern Suburbs reppin

shutup pussy

australia is objectively the west's biggest mistake

dont even think about (you)ing me, you know it's true

Is it impossible to live in your deserts? I'd really like to be as much detached from society as possible.

When did Australia get invaded by a giant, spiral arachnid?

>there is a train company in Australia called "convict express"

ice addict wigger detected

You can live out on a cattle ranch but it's hard work and very hot.

Poor abos

Don't think so, Chink.

Remember based Geelong is just down the road. They train their kids early to hate Muslims and niggers

I love you OP. Fuck Melbourne.

There's always *grits teeth* Tasmania.

you must be a lebo or indian then.

No. But it's weird.

You can have somewhere green and cozy like Tasmania or the deep central south instead.

But hey, pic related if it's your thing.

Living in underground caves might even be cozy.

meth?

Fuck you.

One day...eventually...I'll return to Tasmania.

Before (((they))) flood it.

Tried to escape so many times.

It's a black hole.

I'm White. Nice try though.

what suburb?

Taroona represent.

If there was a way to make good money down there I'd never have left.

Bundy

I'd rather not think about melbourne...

Each dot indicates 100 persons born in:
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Greece (light blue)
Mainland China (red)
India (brown)
Vietnam (yellow)
Turkey (purple)
Italy (light green)
(former states of) Yugoslavia (dark green).

youtube.com/watch?v=hpa__UwuBts

soon...

I've got family there who keep asking when I'm coming to visit

I plan on making excuses for the rest of my life

>and 20 thousand homo habilis

Actually made me kek, nice one OP.

>australia
>shit as
>wanna slit wrists every day
>cant afford $12 pack of razor blades

>Hobartians
I still laugh at this.

Grew up in glenorchy, moved to south arm as soon as I could afford. Eastern shore welfare witchcraft can even give you a 3 bedroom home on the waterfront.

Yeah I remember that spooky biz

Is that the shot tower?

remember when those 5 kids crashed into a tree on plenty road in an XR6 and died a few years ago?
someone from Sup Forums actually went there and took a giant liquid shit all over the memorial site set up by their friends and posted photos. i just remember seeing teddy bears, flowers and cans of jim beam covered in shit.
literally the funniest thing i have ever seen on Sup Forums, tried so hard to find this again.

>Glenorchy

Hell On Earth.

>South Arm

Adequate compromise for Eagle Hawk.

It is.

yes, count all the steps and win a free fudge.

which reminds me, Tasmanian advertising is god-tier. there's a sign on my street with a loaf of Master White bread saying "Have You Pledged Your Allegiance?"

where is this? a busy tourist spot in india?

Eaglehawk neck has the highest crime rate per capita in the state. Also I'm permabanned from driving and that's not bus friendly.

Glenorchy is my homeland forever, love being able to yell out in the bus mall and get a drink & a smoke while I wait.

Screen cap? I live on the same street where one of them lived

When are you guys going to eradicate the abo plague?

tried searching a year or so back in my old hard drive and Sup Forums archives and couldn't find anything.
i bet its out there somewhere tho, mabey someone is better at searching than me.

Melbourne is the only city I have visited were I ran into white beggers on the street.
tfw whites in Melbourne are as worthless as abbos in queensland.

abc.net.au/news/2016-12-12/syrian-refugee-tops-year-12-class-with-96.65-atar/8112424

Guys, if a syrian refugee who can't speak english can graduate as dux 2 years later, then it's obvious we need to stop being racist xenophobic bigots. Close down Manus, Nauru and #LetThemStay

>tfw trump will never make australia great again by nuking melbourne

Damn haha, Their whole family is trash.

Or maybe teachers and academic staff need to stop giving preferential treatment to non-whites

ding ding ding ding ding!!!

what job is 1% males? teachers that's right!

>permabanned from driving
What did you do m8?

Christian
its the muslims that don't fit in

Footscray here. Feel free to nuke us any time now

Does ATAR give bonuses for socio-economic bullshit like being poor or a refugee?

Also RIP in peace Mill Park Tree

I committed narcolepsy.

>per capita

There's like 6 people there.

Have you heard the good news? He is risen.

I remember that one.

there was a bucket in one of the photos of the wreck and someone photoshopped the "mah bucket" walrus into the pic.

oh fuck you. the worst is waking up on the floor of a cold shower after the sun has set. second worst? falling asleep riding a motorbike.

so yeah, somebody somewhere has ticked a box and I can't drive unsupervised ever. so what's the point of a license.

Melbourne here thanks for the support. It's hell on earth.

That is tough luck m8. You have my sympathy.

I'm getting close

yuki.la/r9k/11799439#p11800290

>support
We are not going to let anyone flee the containment zone after the bombs are dropped m8.

The good will have to die there with the bad.

See

p p please kill me
please kill me....
all i do is watch footy
PLEASE KILL ME !

is it raining spiders again?

thats my old post.... from 2 years ago, fucking time flys.
look in the archives around 17/01/10 and a few days after.

There is a rock spider in this thread now.

You post on r9k m8?

That place is too depressing for me. You are better off with it out of your life.

left last year when it was taken over by normies.

South Australia here

Victoria a shit

I live in melbourne, why am I unfortunate for right now that isn't the usual shit people say about melbourne?

>taken over by normies
What do normies want with a place like that?

You are just jelly they took your Grand Prix.

n-no

How do we solve the Melbourne questions m8s?

that picture was (((removed))) from google image search.
holy shit thankyou.

How's this?

>>tfw trump will never make australia great again by nuking melbourne
I know those feels :(

>ding ding ding ding ding!!!
>what job is 1% males? teachers that's right!
I actually did a DipEd at UniMelb, but when I went out to do my teaching rounds I realised why no self-respecting man would get into the profession these days.

>Does ATAR give bonuses for socio-economic bullshit like being poor or a refugee?
I would be very surprised if it didn't.

Not even at a high school level?

Oi do any of you cunts know if it's illegal to own a gympie gympie?

Melbourne is fucked but there's nothing wrong with the rest of Victoria

Not illegal but you might have some trouble if you're trying to get stuff from interstate.

Great i'm going to teach these fucking foxes why you don't dig up my fucking shit

Worst case scenario is you might have to fill out some paperwork for postage stuff

whats wrong with tasmania?

White people were not designed to live in such sunny regions. UV is gonna fuck you up good.

Alright alright fine, how about now?

You some sort of soft cunt or something?

>Not even at a high school level?

Here's the way I put it:
> Teachers teach bullshit
> Kids pretend to learn
> Kids bullshit their parents about learning
> Parents are placated
> Tests are doctored to the nth degree to achieve the best possible marks
> Marxist propaganda as far as the eye can see
> Wash, rinse, repeat.

The real scum are the people going into teaching these days, it's literally the profession of choice for the most degenerate SJWs on campus. They openly talk about being "agents of social change" as teachers -- not as a side-gig, but as the primary purpose of being teachers.

If you want to get into that, best of luck to you, but I'm homeschooling my future kids.

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Is that Flinders street station?