Sup Forums, what is the correct response to this situation?

Sup Forums, what is the correct response to this situation?

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it doesn't happen - since 9/11 if you distrupt the flight, they stop the plane and kick you off and you pay fines

Beat the child

pizzagate

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>oh, darling, please stop kicking my chair!

If she continues I'll just turn around and give her a smile and a whiff of my awful pasta/urine soaked breath. That will knock her out.

stare creepily at the kid and hand her the "avoid-your-town-rapist" pamphlet.

FPBP

Invite her to the mile high club

Which one am I?

The answer heavily depends on that.

unzips dick

tell her parents

if she's flying by herself, rape her to teach her parents a lesson

>ID
>urine and """pasta""" breath
James, you're not fooling anybody, go back to DC

blast it with piss

Tell her
>falling for the PS Vita meme
>not having nintendo 3ds
>not having gaming laptop
>not having nintendo switch

Swap to the empty chair next to the window.

Ey gabagool?

9/11

spank her cute little loli butt long and hard

>show her what a manchild I am
>that'll learn em

Nice ID, faggot.

this

you have to raise awareness

Make her smell this handkerchief

ew, women are disgusting!

Miss, stop kicking my seat, thanks.

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Gay is a really common ID though you fucking faggot.

"jew" has been seen a few times too.

lurk more, faggot leaf

Not true

Good luck don't even have to many pencils around anymore. Just pens all over the place

Ignore because I don't want to look creepy for talking to a stranger children, and hope her parents will notice and make her stop.

This is what normal people do, you guys are so deep into the autism hole you don't know how to react near other people.

>Sup Forums, what is the correct response to this situation?

Call the flight attendant.

If you try to handle it yourself and no one has your back they might actually treat you like a legit threat and land at the next airport.

Flying post 9/11 is just shit

it's really not you boy-molesting fruit

molesting boys does NOT make me gay

nobody likes a tryhard, faggot

>ID
lol what a faggot

most teachers would say just ask the parents to make them stop. If they refuse tell a stewardess to request it of the parents and if they still refuse you are entitled to make a complaint. Sometimes parents can be sued over it.

Jokes on you ireloaded my page so now my ID will be different haha

You silently release a
Fucking
Annoying
Retard
Tranquilizer.

FART

t. Mohammed "Taqbir" Al Quttubudin

>do a 9/11

india with the fecal solution

>look at parent ignoring their kid
>get and hold eye contact
>chuckle and say "wow, you really don't give a shit about teaching your kid social standards huh?"
>hold eye contact and smile
Most people are completely thrown off by being accused of being a shitty person if you laugh while doing it and it makes them feel twice as guilty. I love doing that.

damn are a hacker or something?

Turn around and warn her.
If she doesn't stop, turn around fast and rape that loli.
Then tell police that she violated my Nap so had to pay the consequences.
Shake hands with policeman.

tut and huff to myself, say absolutely nothing
if it continues, passive aggressively shove back against any kicks
glare at the parents as they pass my seat

??how do u unzip a dick xd?

fuck lol

>gaming laptop

Nice fucking meme

pray to allah she will stop as loud as i can

I want to ____ Shego!

I wouldn't care. If I need to fly I get xanax from my doctor

Whoah another life *bling bling* It's a me Mario Boing boing haha so fun

Sup Forums, what is the correct response to this situation?

There are no parents. Is she traveling alone? She seems to be fishing for my attention. I'd go sit beside her and ask if she wants to play together on my DS. Then I'd slowly get to know her. If she wants we could talk about her problems at school or at home. If she wants to sleep, she can use my shoulder as a pillow. After the flight, I'd give her my number so we can stay in contact and maybe meet up once in a while.

ID matches the claim. Move along.

Nothing because I would never get on one of those death machines

Reminder that pedophiles are not welcome on Sup Forums

Calmly ask them to stop
If they don't stop call a flight attendant immediately

Loose weight fatty.

???

Good to see there's no footfags itt

God, I FUCKING hate British posters.
There is no fucking nationality on this board as salty and butthurt consistantly over nothing. It's not even shitposting at this point, you always go out of your way to attempt to demean people over the most unangering bullshit

Is this what happens when an entire country is cucked to shit? Because if so, maybe Trudeau does need to go.
>need license to drive
>need license to own a TV
>need license to own a pet
>need license to own a gun (and even when you get it, you are only allowed the same firepower of that of a nerf gun)
>need license to own a knife
>need license to make a lemonade stand
>need license to call the police
>need license to go to the hospital
>need license to own a camera
>need a license to be white
>need a license to order online
>need a license to milkgate
>need a license to change the lock on your door

What a fucking joke a country. Sad fucking country.
You know, I had dreams of joining back in the commonwealth, being a part of an empire. That all got flushed out when I opened my eyes and realized that authoritarian police states like that of Orwell's wet dreams, and Sup Forums wants are fucking boring and enslavement.

Well fuck you, I'm sick of Britain, I hope it burns.

Fag.

tl;dr
lol aha (im laughing)

Are you living in Hessen?

I constantly getting IPs every 2 weeks that are banned for pedo things for ever. It has to be a Unitymedia customer and Sup Forums browser. Pretty likely to be a pedo. I hope they get you and you get what you deserve.

>checks flag
>can't afford a plane ride
Checks out.

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hijack the plane

>checks flag
>close to Russian airspace

Checks out

Theres nothing more redpilled than being a pedo, you feminist cuck

Not even close, and I haven't been banned, ever. You'd do well to take things posted on Sup Forums less seriously. Getting angry is not good for your health.

Is rape an answer?

Those look like Canadian police.

'kutiya'

>implying it's possible to rape sluts with daddy issues
Don't make me laugh user!

Tell exactly this to the little devil in the most neutral voice. If it doesnt help or mom takes it as an offence go the head stewardess and tell her you sue the airline.

>a fucking leaf
>MAYBE Trudeau needs to go

No one cares snownigger.

Pic related
Work for people 5 to 99 yo

No it doesn't.

Canadian police wear blues and on patrol wear carbon copy outfits of that of the NYPD for exception of the hat.

They also have guns.

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How about you don't fly economy you fucking cuck?

Is "tenderly love and caress" the right answer then.

Pull blanket over your lap and pretend to sleep while you discretely fap. Even if you get caught, explain that you're a pedophile and you just can't help yourself when girls are naughty like that. Parents will be disgusted and they'll decide to keep their kids in line to avoid similar things happening.

Was this movie good? I only remember that one scene but I kinda want to rewatch it now.

Kek'd

Yeah but the others suck

yes

it's meh-good, depends on how stupid you are and if you BLAZIT420FAGGOTMEMUM

rub her cunny and suck on her toes.

>id spells "fucking cocks"

kek

Didn't read stupid ass thread, saw this while scrolling by, agreed

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LEAVE Mohammed

I'd kick his seat even harder.

Tolerance.

The man lost from the moment he got bald and fat. He is beneath the little girl.

Commit suicide in front of the child. Force her to watch as tear open your own veins with a spork, spray some blood on her shirt and look into her eyes as you slip away in to the peaceful abyss of death.

Pretty much this

tickle her feet

ask her if she is single

Judging from the distance between seats that's not economy class